Tea with The Count.

Readers be warned: This post contains substances that you may or may not find offensive. If you think you do not possess a STRONG sense of humour, leave now. If you have a good sense of humour, I hope you like it... Question: What does Barbie use for tampons?
Answer: Tic Tac
Question: What does an elephant use for a tampon?
Answer: A sheep.
Question: What does Count Dracula use for a tea bag?
Answer: A used tampon!

NB: Very sick joke but you had been warned.