Wednesday, January 25, 2006

I'm A Porn Star!

Thanks to Che-Cheh (who has connections in the industries, not!) I get to be a porn star!

Your Porn Star Name Is...

Dick Cocks


Now that I'm a superstar, I get to be rich and famous, get to blow my loads for free everyday with lots and lots of women and get paid for it! My name will be on lots of porn dvd all over the free world and all the uncle ho of the world will be selling them for RM5. (US$39.95 via the internet or for free through Limewire!)

I'm too sexy for my clothes, too sexy for my body, too sexy...



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17 comments:

  1. Jeremy C8:10 PM

    OMG!!

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  2. Wuching8:27 PM

    thankz jeremy, i've found my calling!

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  3. 5xmom.com8:30 PM

    Hi Mr Cocks!

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  4. Wuching8:40 PM

    oh hi 5xmom, r u a fan?

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  5. Anonymous9:59 PM

    weii.. going to report to your wife. Hah!

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  6. Wuching10:16 PM

    ylang: shhh...

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  7. Anonymous11:27 PM

    In Malay, you are Batang Ayam Jantan :)

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  8. Wuching11:34 PM

    amelia: don't know that one.

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  9. Anonymous12:11 AM

    Batang is Dick
    Ayam Jantan is Cocks

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  10. Robin Wong12:11 AM

    Hmm..
    weird name.. isnt dick = cock? why would the name repeat itself?

    hahahaa.. cute though

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  11. Anonymous12:16 AM

    Robin: Maybe Wuching is trying to tell us he got more than one heehee

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  12. narrowband2:59 AM

    Redundant-sounding porno-name you've been given!!

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  13. Wuching8:35 AM

    amelia: thanks for the explanation

    robin: it means i'm the dick of all cocks or cock of cocks or king of cocks! hahaha! LOL!

    narrowband: not so redundant mah..i like it!

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  14. Anonymous4:10 PM

    Hello Mr Dick Cocks! wuakakkakakakaka
    you even dared to post it up. I thought you said your blog is 18sx. Tipulah

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  15. Anonymous6:46 PM

    *rams everyone out of the way to stand right in front - wan an autograph ma....*

    well, cocks....meet rimmer, rhonda rimmer. ;)

    ppsstt....i THOUGHT this blog restricted wan - got CHEWDREN reading wor..then put this porn thing up pulak!! apalar....

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  16. Anonymous6:53 PM

    I want to get to blow my loads for free everyday with lots and lots of women and get paid for it too!!! :D

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  17. Wuching7:43 PM

    che-cheh: this is quite tame wor! no show explicit materials leh!

    yvy: how u doing, rhonda rimmer! maybe we should do a movie together! psst! this blog is alright lah, good clean fun, nothing dirty leh!

    jacky: u can be like me too, just follow the link to get ur name first!

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