The River

This post is for all the women in the world. If you are a bloke, you may wanna skip this post but if you read it, please don't flame me coz I'm not the original writer, I'm just copying from elsewhere.

3 men were tracking in the woods when they came upon a river which they had to cross.


The first man prayed: "Please God, give me the strength to cross this river." Pow! He had big arms and strong legs and swam across the river in 2 hours.

The second man prayed: "Please God, give me the strength and the tools to cross this river." Pow! He had a rowing boat and was able to cross the river in 1 hour.

The third man pleaded: "Please God, Give me the strength and the tools and the intelligence to cross this river". Pow! God turned him into a woman, she looked at the map, strolled 200m upstream and walked across the bridge.