Name's Bond, James Bond.

OK I don't have a life so here I am blogging. Here's a joke for you, hope you like it and maybe the guys can use it too. I got it from the newspaper coz I think its worth posting.


James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks: "Is your date running late?" "No," Bond replies. "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was testing it." The intrigued woman says: "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

Bond explains: "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telephatically." The lady says: "What's it telling you now?" "Well, to be perfectly frank," says Bond. "It says you're not wearing any knickers!"

The woman giggles and replies: "Well, it must be broken because I assure you I am." Bond looks momentarily puzzled. Then he taps his watch, grins and says: "Wouldn't you know it! Bloody thing's an hour fast."