Monday, July 10, 2006

I'm Growing A Pimple

Oh dear, this is a bit embarrassing. Who would've thought I'm hitting puberty again the second time around at my age! I'm growing a pimple at the moment and its no ordinary pimple...no this pimple is huge! So huge that for a while I thought it was a boil but upon having a second look I know its just a pimple but an angry, big, painful pimple! To make matter worse this pimple is not on my face, rather its growing on my right ass cheek! And its growing on the side of the cheek where its rubbing with the other ass cheek so you can imagine how painful it can get everytime I move!


So do you know a cure for pimples? Forget about Clearasil coz I'm not buying it just for one pimple on my ass! I know a trick that will help get rid of your pimples and its cheap also. Its Vicks Vaporub! Yes, I swear by this coz I've used it many times before without fail. Just apply a bit directly onto the pimple and watch it disappear in a couple of days! Of course you need to reapply every few hours so next time you have a pimple growing on your face, nose, back or in my case the ass just remember Wuching said to use Vicks Vaporub! Ok, excuse me while I go reapply...

Note: Vicks Vaporub Corporation can contact me for detail on where to send your cheque.

31 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:54 PM

    Ahh... you didn't wash your ass after you are done with your business, that's why!

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  2. Anonymous9:43 PM

    Woo really ar ? I must try then. I have lotsa pimples on my face.

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  3. SHOW US THE PIMPLE, NOT THE MED! LOL.

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  4. Anonymous2:26 AM

    5kalimom, you wanna see his ass ah? Wakakaka...

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  5. Anonymous4:35 AM

    The best remedy: Water. I used to have lots of pimples. Tried T3, worked a bit but water is the best way to cure pimples. Here's the hint: Whenever your face feels oily, always wash your face with water. Simple! Gosh, you'll thank me for that in the future. :D

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  6. neo: got lah! dun say lidat!

    che-cheh: yes, go try..i gerenti!

    5xmom: wah! cannot lah! that 1 triple x wan! shy shy!

    kenjj: water ah? i'll try but nowadays not much pimples on my face lah, just the occasion 1 on my butt!

    SA: yes, yes..if u have a chest cold just rub my bum on ur chest to get effective relieve!

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  7. eh? never post picture of right ass for clearer demonstration ah?

    clever, your behind will also be decongested and all products coming out will not be runny. 2 in 1 uses :-p

    what will wuching be thinking of next? posting on his piles??

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  8. vicks? i've heard of people using tiger balm though...

    some of my cousins use the koyok (japanese medicated plaster) method. they cut out a small piece of koyok and stick it over the pimple. they told me that by the pimple will be gone the next day.

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  9. hahaha. u sure can work boh? i have lots of pimples behind both my arms.

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  10. Anonymous11:55 AM

    too much indomee + no terese for one day = big bad pimple on Wuching's butt. I confirm wuching's Vicks vaporub work...err maybe the Australia Vicks is better.

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  11. Anonymous12:09 PM

    Hey, are you sure it wasn't STP on your ass? Opps...I mean, STD!!! Ha ha ha ha ha!

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  12. Anonymous12:22 PM

    STP, u are an expert on STDs? Wuching, perhaps u should send a picture of ur arse to him for a second opinion. But please dont send the pic to QV...i dare not imagine the consequences. hahahah

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  13. Anonymous12:27 PM

    Chesh! KNB! I teacher lah, not quack STD doctor!!! Hey, why u no comment on Indomie?????

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  14. Anonymous12:32 PM

    Hmm...and I don wanna look at pix of wuching's ass! Mmmm, pretty quiet these few days! Must be the Rainforest Music Festival!!! Why don't they have a year-long festival so we can have peace and quiet...ALL YEAR ROUND??? BTW, does "he" know anything about music??? Just go, sibuk sibuk only, ya?

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  15. Anonymous12:51 PM

    Oh My Gawd!

    You see, that is exactly the sort of thing that happens when you eat too much indo mee...

    The best advice is prevention is better than cure ie look after yourself instead of worrying how to get rid of pimples when you get them...

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  16. Anonymous12:56 PM

    Hey, wuching...! U'd better listen to someone's expert advice lah!!! Smooth baby skin, fair...like SKII advert!! Ha ha ha ha ha!

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  17. hedo: i believe koyok will do the trick, years ago when i had boils i'd use those chinse koyoks u buy from chinese medicine shops to put put..sure get rid quick one so koyok must help with pimples oso!

    ck: sure work wan! money back gerenti wan! if no work, u give money back to me! hehe

    prometeuz: yay! someone to second me! see ppl, i no bullshit wan!

    STP: oh now i see! 'he' gone to rainforest festival! true, no wonder so quiet!

    KNB: no one is looking at my blardy ass! but i'm always open to negotiation..

    laksa: really kah? indomie causes the pimple? true anot wor? i thot i puberty again wor!

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  18. This proved one thing. Your ass is young as opposed to other parts lor. lol

    Hey, no picture this time ar?? *in anticipation* lol

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  19. Anonymous3:58 PM

    hi wuching...yr frens seem to be verrrryy infectuated with yr butt...especially the ladies.

    as your friends you owe it to them to post a pic of yr pimpled butt...hehehe ;P

    ps: damn, melbourne's raining again :(

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  20. helen: i'm still young all over! pecky & succulent mind u!

    tj: hah! u think if u say nicely to me i will put my ass on the blog for everyone to see..no way, unless there's a good price i can't resist!

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  21. If your kkc gets pimple also use Vicks vaporub ah? waaa....the sensation must be damn nice.

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  22. Anonymous7:05 PM

    oi, that one not pimple, tha one we call 'duk chong' in cantonese. must operate to remove the pus head inside. if not if gets infected, you can die. better go see your doctor fast fsat.

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  23. cocka: well lucky i've yet to grow any pimple on my KKC! hahaha!

    ah pek: nolah! i know 'duk chong' coz i used to have them years ago! (cis! another secret leaked!) but dis 1 is definitely pimple lah & its getting so much better oredi!

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  24. Anonymous11:56 AM

    You khi Chio ah? But why on your arse I wonder?

    And I see you doing another product endorsement here :P

    STP: I think I know enough about music to know that I can't sing :P but prefer to be entertained by others and be amused by their singing ability :P

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  25. QV: what's khi Chio? i can't work it out! hoping to score some sponsorship like kenny sia mah! hahahaha!

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  26. Anonymous1:41 PM

    Khee Chio or Khi Chio or on heat...like cats :P

    hahahahaha

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  27. QV: oh! that's chee chio lah! but i dun have chee bye so lan jiau chio lor!

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  28. Anonymous1:48 PM

    hahahahahahhahaha

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  29. Anonymous8:58 AM

    have you tried http://www.noacneforme.com/ I bought it last month and it is surprisingly well written informative and it helped med to get rid of my pimples in just under 2 weeks

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  30. it really worked? yyyyeeee!!! i gotta try it out. i hav my face like a sack of pimples!

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  31. it really worked? yyyyeeee!!! i gotta try it out. i hav my face like a sack of pimples!

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