Sunday, August 13, 2006

The Green Naked Lady

I heard about a green naked lady in the Fitzroy Gardens so I just had to go see her! She's only there for 2 to 3 weeks before she's gone for good so it is of the utmost importance that I see her now.

Here she is! Meet Miss Carex, she's 5 meters long but will spend the rest of her limited time lying down in the Conservatory of the Fitzroy Gardens.

She is named after the grass that is used for her hair, her face is made of moss and most of her is made of all-round grass over wire-mesh and coconut-fibre padding.


Miss Carex requires daily trimming from head to toe to keep her looking her best but after 2 to 3 weeks, she will start to turn brown and then its the compost heap for her!

28 comments:

  1. hey, where in glen waverley is that pj malaysian restaurant? LOoks pretty yum! I wanna go try :D

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  2. That's like 36C to me. LOL

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  3. i am sure there is a ham yue below the grass... ask wingz!!

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  4. mei: here's the detail; PJ Malaysian Cuisine

    (03) 9561 8337, 171 Coleman Pde Glen Waverley 3150

    its along springvale rd!

    5xmom: they dun make her size thats why she's naked!

    see fei: can u smell the ham yue from there?

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  5. Can't wait to meet the 'naked green male.' lol

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  6. Anonymous9:26 AM

    she is so 'green'

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  7. goes to show that good looks dont last - they turn brown eventually ...

    thanks for sharing this!

    they should put one up in Trengganu! Preferably at a big roundabout ...

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  8. hahaha.. looks like the malaysian bigfoot! if you straighten her hands, she will be ablw to touch her calf.

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  9. Anonymous11:55 AM

    Uncle..Kelantan would be better...hehehe hahahahahahha..am picturing nik aziz covering it with cow dung hahahaha.

    Aiyo...the lady needs a complete overhaul for the hair lah...I dnt think any decent ladies would want their hair to be like that in public

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  10. helen: that one i'll paint my body for u to see only!

    che-cheh: too green for ur liking?

    fh2o: oo..dun go there..dangerous ground!

    ah pek: maybe she is the malaysian bigfoot!

    QV: thats the latest style mah!

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  11. hmmm, her hair looks like it could do with some styling.

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  12. Anonymous1:18 PM

    See..I am no the only one who said that..hehehehe

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  13. me & QV: u know why her hair not nice? coz she was created by a guy! hehehehe

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  14. Anonymous2:31 PM

    Hmmm..didn't u know that the best hairstylist around are guys?

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  15. Haha... that's a really creative way to grow grass!
    :)

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  16. wat abt a similar project in your backyard kebun for the green man?

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  17. **cocka look here and there, still can't find her bush** LOL

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  18. "Miss Carex requires daily trimming from head to toe"

    i would suggest waxing... but then again...

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  19. Anonymous6:18 PM

    Dem, didn't know coconut fibre makes such a sexy breast! *stuffing, stuffing*

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  20. QV: those r not guys, they r pondans!

    j: yes! :)

    see fei: aiyo..why man lah?

    cocka: brasilian mah!

    hedo: cannot wax her, she needs a bit of fine grass..

    hijackqueen: gives u idea doesn't it?

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  21. Anonymous10:02 PM

    thanks for the infor spread out..will check it out this weekend!

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  22. naiveidealist: sure, no problemo!

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  23. i tot u owe Helen one... refer ur answer to her comment LOL

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  24. see fei: yes, but thats for helen's eyes only..u cannot see wan!

    SA: what's better? a gal that not only lies there but knows other positions oso! hahahaha!

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  25. ok i missed this post.
    But i didn't see this at Fitzroy Garden leh!!!

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  26. fashionasia: when did u go there? this is only here for a couple of weeks.

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  27. Was there end July...close to august.Cant remember the date...prob around 28th Jul?? Probably wasnt there yet! drats....

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  28. fashionasia: aiya! u should've look me up!

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