Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Kendo Warriors

A long time ago in Japan warriors used to settle their differences with kendo or sometimes with real katana swords! Today I show you what can happen on such a day.

Warrior 1: Niasing! You disgrace my family name! I'm here to teach you a lesson and to take back my family honour!
Warrior 2: Do your worst! I'm gonna whack you so hard you're gonna run back to your mother crying!

Warrior1: Ketsunoana!(You asshole!) Eat my sword! Yahhhhh!!!!!

*swords clash*
Warrior 2: Impressive, most impressive. You have anger, now release your hate and come over to the dark side!

Warrior 2: You're skills are no match for me, young foolish one. I will beat you like a dog that you are and have the pleasure of seeing you beg for mercy!

Warrior 1: Never! *swords clash summore*
Warrior 1: Fellow brothers! Help me teach this Kisama(Lord of the donkeys) a lesson!

Warrior 1's friends: Taikor! We will help you! Die Roba(donkey) die!
Seeing Warrior 2 was outnumbered, his friends came to his aid as well and we have a blood bath!

Five minutes later...
*Aiyo..sakit wor!* said one warrior.
*Tau tiah* said another.
*They played so rough wan! Next time donwan to play anymore lah!* said the next warrior.

The End.

9 comments:

  1. Ju-do, the art of wrestling.
    Ken-do, the art of the sword.
    Dabi-do, the art of dabi - the commentator ... um ... er ... what am I going on about!!!! :-)

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  2. Anonymous11:12 PM

    wah, i wanna play too.

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  3. Anonymous12:39 AM

    wow.lots of events in Melbourne

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  4. Anonymous7:01 AM

    pak hei ah?

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  5. Hmm.. wuching, your Japanese words accurate or not?

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  6. looks like fun! Lol

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  7. Anonymous5:47 PM

    Yeehar!!!!!!!! Did you ask them why they must shout so loud?

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  8. dabido: dun stop now, go on!

    clement: later u cry wor!

    kyels: yes, i like kendo also but i prefer real swords!

    bengbeng: yalah, what r u waiting for? come lah!

    SA: what the Bo & the Aikido?

    neo: yeah..coming soon to a blog near you! hehehe

    jonzz: dunno..i just google them! hahahaha

    helen: u also wanna play? with me?

    hijackqueen: i think they shout to sound scary only lah!

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