Star Wars Episode 3.7: The Rescue Of Princess Leia Yvy Organa

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

As Master Jedi Che-cheh escaped from Darth Vader as was told here, R2-D2 found out that it wasn't alone in the Garden Valley of Petunia. It managed to find Princess Leia Yvy Organa who was also hiding in the Garden after stealing Darth Vader's kinky photos from Phuket...

Together they managed to steal a ship and flew away to Tatooine where Princess Leia Yvy was planning to hand over Vader's kinky photos from Phuket to Obiwan Kenobi who was hiding in the Dune Sea...

But unfortunately upon arrival Princess Leia Yvy was captured by Jabba the Suituapui and was forced to be his slave girl in his kinky bondage pleasure palace! R2-D2 managed to escape and was able to raise alarm with Ted Skywalker for help...

Ted Skywalker to the rescue! Like a full fledge jedi knight, Ted single-handedly saved Princess Leia Yvy from Jabba the Suituapui and literally swept Princess Leia Yvy off her feet!

Upon rescuing Princess Leia Yvy, Ted Skywalker took her to Yavin 4 where they will be safe from the Sith Lords and where Ted proposed and married Yvy! Among the guests were R2-D2, C-3PO, Han Solo and Chewbaca Ah Pek.


Meanwhile Master Jedi Che-cheh was tracked down by Imperial Star Destroyers and is being pursued across the galaxy! It looks like a hopeless situation and Lord Vader is very happy with the progress that he started an Imperial Orchestra and conducted the Imperial Symphony No.5 himself! You can watch the orchestra below...

Has Lord Vader finally has Master Jedi Che-cheh in his grasp? Find out in Episode 3.8 when its written! So any taker? If not Master Jedi Che-cheh may have to take over again but a new writer would be good!

Origami Competition

Some of you liked the paper stars Terese made which I posted not long ago so true to my words, here's more...

Let's make it interactive, see if you can figure out what they are. Just give me the answers in the comment box.

Everyone's a winner! So you still get a prize even if you don't get all of them right!

But the first person to give me all the correct answers will win a fantastic prize!

Wouldn't you like to know what the prizes are?

So are you interested? Then look carefully at the origami and tell me what you think they are.

By participating you are already a winner..

But wouldn't you like to be the ultimate winner of all!

This competition is open to anyone over 18 years old.

If you are not over 18 years old, you can still play but parental consent must accompany your answers.

Good luck! Now go get them!

Having trouble identifying them? Think harder!

So go tell your uncles, aunties, nieces, nephews, brothers, sisters, grandpas and grandmas to play this game!

A bit of brain-storming will do you good!

Time's running out...


Time's up! You haven't given me an answer so bad luck, no prize for you!

Improve Your Sex Life

There's help available...


For all men with erectile dysfunction and premature ejeculation, there's a simple treatment involving a simple nasal delivery technology. I can only imagine what they're going to stick up your nose! Have a happy sex life!

1st Erlicheer

Though its cold and most plants are in their dormancy, winter bulbs like the Tulips and Daffodils thrive during this time of the year.


This is my 1st winter flowers for the year, Narcissus Erlicheer. It is part of the Daffodil family and have very heavy fragrant. There'll be more to follow...

Star Wars Episode 3.5: The Hunt For Master Jedi Che-cheh & her R2-D2

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away...

Imperial spies have gathered vital information to the whereabout of surviving Master Jedi Che-cheh and her R2-D2 in the Malaysian Blogosphere. The Sith Master Emperor Palpatine sends order to hunt down and destroy what's left of the jedi...

Emperor: Lord Vader, go and hunt down this Master Jedi Che-cheh and her R2-D2. Kill them both! Show no mercy...

Lord Vader: Yes my master. It shall be done!

On Planet Malaysia, Imperial Scoutwalker spotted Master Jedi Che-cheh's R2 unit and is giving chase! Master Che-cheh has managed to escape the Imperial pursuit...


Meanwhile on Dagobah, Master Yoda sensed dangers surrounding the young Jedi Master but he could not help...

Will Lord Vader find Master Jedi Che-cheh? To be continued in Episode 3.6: Master Che-cheh duels Lord Vader!

The Tukang Kebun Show

Welcome back to the Tukang Kebun Show. As you may recall I planted some petunia way back in October last year and quickly they flourished after 7 weeks.
This was how the petunia looked at their best during the warmer months of the year.

And this is how they look now in the colder months of the year! Well they are summer loving annuals so they only thrive in the warmer months but will die back in winter. There's no point resurrecting them coz they are way past their use by date!

I'm going to replace them with some cool climate annuals instead! These are Bellis or commonly known as English Daisy and they are native to Europe and North Africa. Though they prefer cooler climates Malaysians can still grow these in places like Cameron and Genting Highlands in West Malaysia and Kinabalu National Park and Kundasang in Sabah.

I got rid of the petunia and the growing medium completely and replaced with fresh good quality potting mix, filled up half-way and add in some slow release fertilisers like Osmocote. Mix well and its ready for the daisies.


Plant in the daisies, back fill to just below the rim of the pot so when you water it will create a reservoir before soaking right down and out the drainage hole. Sprinkle a few more slow release fertilisers before giving it a good soaking and that's it! Place in a sunny spot and make sure they don't dry out. Give them some liquid fertiliser every fortnight for vigorous growth. Soon they will spread all over the pot and filled with red daisies which I will update layer!

This has been another community service brought to you by the Tukang Kebun Show!

AlexAllied's Secret Hideout In Melbourne

AlexAllied asked me to take some pictures of his old hideout in Melbourne and to film it too! Things I do for a fellow blogger, you owe me 1 kampua mee Alex!


Lucky for me on that day there was no one on the street so I could quickly snap a photo of his block of flat and did a quick filming of the street which happened to be short. Hope there wasn't anyone indoor who saw me, a suspicious asian man taking photos of the houses and filming it too! TERRORIST! CALL THE POLICE!

Not much to see Alex but you asked for it! Don't say I don't do nothing for you..watch the video of the street below liao..

World Environment Day

Did you know that last Sunday was World Environment Day? Since our planet is getting more and more polluted everyday, I thought I do something good for the environment for a change.

I went down to Trin Warren Tam-Boore Wetland park where not long ago it was just a wasteland but has been brought back to life by proper land and water management.

It was the official opening of the wetland park and the Lord Mayor John So was there with a few other dignitaries to officially open it.

There was plenty of activities for the day and the most important one was to help plant some local indigenous plants for the park. Everyone is encouraged to participate, all you need to do is to register before they assign you to an area.

There were still a lot of planting to be done and what a great way to help spend World Environment Day than to plant some native faunas so as to do your bit for the environment!

The Rotary Club was there to provide free BBQ sausages and burgers for everyone. After a couple of hours of planting you'll be glad for the free lunch!

And everyone got to take home a native plant too! So do your bit for your environment, plant a native plant which helps maintain your local environment. If everyone do their bit for the environment, we will help keep the environment healthy for the next generation.


Well that was a small step towards a healthier environment that everyone can do but if you are serious about our global environment, you can join in the rally that was going on in the city marching in the streets against logging and deforestation where you can find all the greenies, tree-huggers, environmentalists, eco-warriors, green peace activists and hippies!

So go tell your governments to stop clearing your forests! There'll be none left in just a few years! Yeah right..tell that to the Sarawak government..fat chance!

What Would You Do If You Were Short Changed?

This morning I went to my local service station to buy a copy of the SundayHerald Sun newspaper. This Sunday edition newspaper comes with extra articles like Escape which features holiday places, Inside Entertainment which features anything to do with entertainment, Sunday Magazine, an extra glossy magazine featuring life-styles and TV Guide which has a schedule of the whole week's TV programmes. All these for $1.60


So I went into the service station, grab my copy of the Sunday Herald Sun, paid the attendant and went home to read the paper. Like most men, I never bother to check to make sure all those extra publications were inside the papers before I left the station. Even when I was reading the papers I didn't even realise this until Terese started reading them. Straight away she realised that both the Sunday Magazine and the TV Guide were missing! I copped an earful! Damn! How did I miss that? I'm just not one to pay attention to stuffs like that. So what do I do? Well, I am paying extra on Sundays for the extra publications so do I go back to the service station and demand my missing publications or do I just let it slide? Besides I have to go somewhere today and the idea of going back to the station just for the missing publications is just too damn petty, not mention the embarrassment! But then on the other hand, why should I be short changed for what I paid for? So I decided to go back and try to get what is mine!

When I told the attendant of what had happened, he said he wouldn't know if the newspapers were missing any publications inside becoz they were delivered by the paper run. That's fair enough but I asked if I could get the missing parts from another copy and he wasn't keen on that idea but said if I brought back the paper I bought, I could swap with another copy but he would not let me take the missing publications! Damn! So off I went, back to my house, grab the papers from Terese while she was still reading them, went back to the service station and the attendant happily let me exchanged it for another copy which I made sure it had everything in it!

So, my questions to you is this; would you go all the way back to get your missing publications for your daily newspaper or would you just let it go? It was only $1.60 but would you still do it anyway, just for the principle? Do you feel shitty inside if you've been short changed be it a newspaper publication or a missing piece of chicken wing from KFC when you don't get what you ordered in the first place? Or they didn't give you your fries at McDonald's? I know I've been short changed many times in the past and I've always just let it go maybe becoz of embarrassing awkward moments when you ask for your missing stuffs or becoz I just couldn't be bother! Tell me your short change stories.

This Post Is For You, Miss Piggy!

Miss Piggy posted on her paper stars a while back and I promised to show her the ones Terese made over the years. Sorry I took so long to show you but we couldn't find most of them coz they're in storage and we forgot where they are! However we managed to find some of them...
Here's some tiny colourful ones in a wine glass...

Just a few silver ones in tiny glass jars...

Some in a christmas tree...

And more in a bigger jar!


All together now! If you like them, I might post the rest of her origami stuffs like butterflies and animals, etc, etc...

To Richmond & Back

My first trial in videoblogging received quite a good reponse from readers saying it wasn't such a bad idea to videoblog every now and then. I think I even got others interested in it too like Helen and Che-cheh. Good, soon we'll all be videoblogging!

Since I received quite a good response from all you good people out there, I'm thinking I might try to do just 1 a week for a trial run to see how it'll turn up. Today I'm going to take you to Richmond, a suburb at the other side of town where I went during my lunch time to get my lunch and also bought some tofu while I was there! Richmond is a vietnamese suburb with lots of vietnamese shops and restaurants with good foods! Enjoy!

5 Questions From Laksa

I asked Laksa to interview me in this little 5 Questions meme not long ago and here is the excerpts of the interview..


1. How did you and Terese first met and subsequently fell in love with each other?
I was pissed drunk when I met Terese in a bar, one thing led to another and the rest as they say is history.

No that was a lie, actually I first met her when I was working in a junkyard when she came with Quigon Jinn looking for a hyperdrive core for their ship. 10 years later we were to meet again and this time I have grown and we fell in love and got married secretly. (Any resemblance to any particular movies is purely coincidental)

2. Why did you choose to move Down Under instead of remaining in Sibu?
I was on my way to the South Pole when I made a stop at a pub in Melbourne and got stuck here eversince. (Refer 1st question) I'm still on transit to the South Pole...

3. If you could choose any celebrity in Hollywood to go out with, who would it be and why?
Celebrities are the biggest pain in the ass to go out with so I would choose Marilyn Monroe coz she's already dead so I don't have to worry about taking her out. Make sense?

4. Why do you blog?
I 'eat full nothing to do' so I had to find a hobby where I don't have to spend any money on and thank goodness for the internet and blogspot! Now I've made friends with more 'eat full nothing to do' people out there!

5. What's the most embarrassing situation you've ever had to experience in your life?
When I had an enema done by a female doctor in my birthday suit, the embarrassing thing is keeping little wuching down coz the doctor was hot, hot, hot!

Here's the rules of the game;

The Official Interview Game Rules (copied to be passed on)

1. If you want to participate, leave a comment below saying “interview me.”

2. I will respond by asking you five questions - each person’s will be different.

3. You will update your journal/blog with the answers to the questions.

4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview others in the same post.

5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

My All Time Favourite

Its that time of the year when the leaves have died and dropped and the air is cold and wet. On my way to Federation Square on the weekend for the Italian Festival I noticed how beautiful nature can be even on days like this though I complained about it all the time!


This reminded me of one of my all time favourite songs called California Dreaming by The Mamas and The Papas. They were before my time but I like it anyway, more than some of the songs of today.

California Dreaming
~ The Mamas and The Papas

All the leaves are brown
And the sky is gray
I've been for a walk
On a winter's day

I'd be safe and warm
If I was in L.A.
California dreamin'
On such a winter's day

Stopped into a church
I passed along the way
Oh, I got down on my knees
And I pretend to pray

You know the preacher likes the cold
He knows I'm gonna stay
California dreamin'
On such a winter's day

All the leaves are brown
And the sky is gray
I've been for a walk
On a winter's day

If I didnt tell her
I could leave today
California dreamin'
On such a winter's day

(California dreamin')
On such a winter's day
(California dreamin')
On such a winter's day

Downloading mp3 is illegal but you can listen to the song here.

Viva Italia!

I kept finding myself going back to the Federation Square and last weekend I did just that again. There was an event going on though I got there quite late.

Buon giorno! It was an Italian festivity of something, Italian National Day I believe it was to mark the 60th anniversary of the Italian republic.

There were tons of Italians packed infront of the main stage where Premier Steve Bracks and Lord Mayor John So were giving speeches to preside the opening ceremony.

I was hoping to catch some Italians in their traditional costumes but unfortunately these are all I could find. Nice costumes though and the kids are adorable too!

Mama Mia! A choir of Italian divas singing Italian folk songs which I had not an inkling of what they were singing about! They were quite good and the older audience loved them.

Followed by a play depicting a funny sketch which I didn't find very funny..but the crowd loved them! So what do I know? Mi scusi.

Italians love their expresso coffee. And they love drinking coffee alfresco style! You can get a nice meal of pasta and pizza while having your cup of expresso here right next to the stage.

More importantly Italians are passionate about their cars and most of the best cars of the world come from Italy like this Ferrari and Meserati! Ooh..shiny red sports car..

Oh this Alfa Romeo which is just as snazzi though I never like the Alfas, no offense but their engines make really bad noise after a few years..serious!


And who can walk past the Fiat! One of the best known Italian automobiles. I had more fun checking out these cars than watching the entertainment on stage, really! Arrivederci!