If This Is Not A Meme Then What Is It?

This Is Not A Meme…

…is the topic of the meme for today. And I'm so memecited!


The above picture has nothing to do with the post, just wanna show you this miniature Tudor Village. Now on with the meme..

Got tagged by Laksa and the rules of the game are as follows…

RULES: Ten Stupid Question Meme
1. Place a copy of the rules with the not not a meme
2. Answer the ten stupid questions of whoever tagged you
3. Write ten stupid questions for others to answer
4. Tag three people

And the 10 questions I’m supposed to answer are as follows (with my answers in bold):

1. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Yes it is! And what you need to do is go find the sane personality inside him to talk to the insane personality into giving up that stupid idea of killing himself unless it wasn't the insane personality that threatens to kill himself in which case you need to find the logical personality to figure out which personality in him was responsible for the threat. Once the guilty personality has been found the just personality can decide on a punishment for the guilty personality which is to suppress him deep deep into his subconscious so he'll never go and do it again! Makes sense?

2. Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all?"

Forest rangers go to the concrete jungle to "get away from it all". There they can go see the concrete mountains and mechanical animals that follow each other in between the concrete mountains, stopping occasionally to look at some pretty red lights before moving on when the green lights come back on!

3. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Its OK, extinction is part of evolution. One specie has to perish so another can take its place so don't worry too much coz its the way of nature.

4. If the “blackbox” flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole damn airplane made out of that stuff?

That's because the blackbox is made up of some super duper indestructible metal like "alamantium" inside Wolverine but its quite heavy so to build a whole plane with just this metal would make the plane too heavy to fly which means passengers would have to be halved, cargos halved which means air travels will be too expensive which means no more Airasia, Virgin Blue or JetStar!

5. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would ever eat?

Simple! Same reason why cars are made to go faster than 100 km per hour when the speed limit is only 100! You would not buy a Ferrari if you cannot go faster than 100 km per hour so why would you want to buy a toaster that will only toast your bread just right only. You'd want it to be able to burn your bread should one day for some unforeseen circumstances you need a burnt crispy bread!

6. Why do the alphabet song and “Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star” have the same tune?

One word, "Plagiarism!" Next!

7. Why is bra singular and panties plural?

You can have singular and plural in both bra and panties. Bra is short for brassiere, you can have 2 bras similarly panties is more than 1 panty! Comprente?

8. Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

That's because glue needs oxygen to reacte with the chemical in glue to solidify thus drying and stick! So when the glue is still inside a sealed bottle there's not enough oxygen in the bottle for it to "stick". See, I'm not just a pretty face!

9. Can you cry under water?

Of course you can! Where do you think all these water comes from?

10. Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Aiyo..you bought the wrong meat liao! That's for a roll, you can get the sandwich meat which is square and similarly you can also get square cheese slices!

I'm supposed to come out with 10 questions of my own and tag 3 people to answer them but I won't coz I'm afraid you might think my questions are too silly, crappy, stewpig, juvenile and rude! So I won't...hehe.