I was in the city today and came across some people setting up a marquee with chairs, flowers, red carpet and champagne glasses and I thought to myself, hmm..wedding in the park, how very public!
They even have a sign complete with veil telling everyone who walked past that its the wedding of Raff & Lisa. Since its such a nice day & such a public park, I decided to stay for the wedding!
Soon the guests started arriving, they even have an entertainer strumming his guitar while the caterer served the guests champagne. Even the marriage celebrant had arrived and waiting for the wedding couple.
At this time an eccentric woman walked up to the party and started chatting with everyone and later started singing and dancing to the annoyance of the guests! That's her with the arrow pointing at her. Well thats what you get when you want a wedding ceremony in a public park where every Dick and Harry can invite themselves to the ceremony! But luckily she backed away so the ceremony can continue.
Not long after that the groom arrived in his Porsche. That's him there talking to the celebrant. My goodness he's bald already! And that's his Porsche at the back there, not sure its a good idea to park it there..
Here comes the bride, all dressed in white! All the women go "Awww..." Escorted by the father of the bride to be given away to the groom. The father is so happy his grin can be spotted all the way here!
Lets start the wedding ceremony, do you take this woman, yadda yadda yadda... Not many people opt for a church wedding nowadays instead they go for a simple civil ceremony like this one. I married my wife in front of a celebrant as well but not in a public park!
Then the couple said their vows, exchanged rings, the celebrant pronounced them husband and wife, they kissed and hugged to the applause of the guests and finally the moment of truth! The signing of the marriage contract! This is when they make it all legal in the eye of the law! Signing their lives away!
But then hor..I think this marriage started off on a wrong foot! The marriage is very "suey" for the groom coz right after they tied the knot the groom's porsche got booked by the park ranger! WTF! Give the guy a break, its his wedding day and you have to spoil it for everyone by giving him a parking ticket! The park ranger was about to book the bride's car also when the driver saw what she did & quickly moved it away!
What a killjoy that nasty park ranger is! Not happy people get married issit? Wahlau-eh! ngam ngam got married already kenak booked pulak! Pukimah! How would you feel if this happened to you?
19 comments:
Heh, it is like our over eager councils here. They go book all the motorbikes.
aww...ive never seen a wedding in the Park before!
i think the angpao money should cover the bill....no big deal...hehe
omgoodness - how many ladies will kill for this kind of wedding ?
Dont think you can do that in Malaysia - too warm and humid
wah sai! that fine is a real bomb indeed. kns!
Hahaha! That park ranger must've been the groom's ex-girlfriend.
did she puncture the tyres?
Foodcrazee....no you can't have weddings in the park in Malaysia.
The moment the groom kisses the bride ,those farking town council fella will haul them to court already for kissing in public. LOL
just not his day thou... but it's acytually no burden to him thou... theporshetyre can simplypays it off
There IS a "No Standing" sign there...i bet even if it was Johnny Howard's car, it'll kena the ticket too. I once had a parking officer spring out from a bush nearby to slap me with a ticket....how bizarre ! Another time I got a ticket at 8.30 PM at night in Glen Wav...some more it was cold and gusty and raining! For visitors to melb. pls dont dont stand under these 'NO Standing' signs....u may get infringement ticket plastered to yr forehead.
EK
5xmom: councils r the same everywhere u go hor!
fashionasia: what angpow? angmoh dun give angpow wan!
foodcrazee: ur right, its to hot & humid in malaysia, summore wear jacket pulak! sweating like a pig!
cynthia: tell me about it! si beh suey lah!
cocka: jeles jilted gf hor! hahahaha
jms: maybe the porsche is a rental car! hahahaha
EK: but try to have a heart mah, that damn ranger! its their day, not that she couldn't see them having a wedding right there!
why he didn't invite the ranger? he pissed lah. dat's why he booked him.
Aiseh kena booked! not a good thing.
But since he got a shinny Porsche..no big deal la $$$.
at here those rangers look at the car b4 they booked it...if not they will being chased by those car owners... ;)
must be because it's a porshe mah. thinks can afford it, a few tickets sup-sup-sui. if it was a proton saga, aha! maybe the park ranger will give face.
They got buy 4D or not?
how would I feel ah? If it was such a happy ocassion, I'd probably be in a generous mood too and will treat it as donation of $ to the council. LOL.
My dream wedding would be an outdoorsy type too, involving canopies, lots of grass, trees but unfortunately our M'sian weather does not permit that. I hate all those restaurant weddings. Yucks!
(Pst, posting this from my new office. Its freezing cold in here)
I've been to a number of weddings in parks.
Most of them are in nicer parks than that one though.
One of my friends got married on a barge (but I didn't get invited along to that one).
Typical ranger giving a ticket. They have to meet their quota and don't care if it is the persons wedding day or not!
the groom din ask the ranger 'boleh settle?'
ah pek: psst..its a she!
che-cheh: maybe its a rental car!
ah nel: yes, kuching got powderful pai kia hor! even the police sked!
me: u think so? she shouldn't discriminate!
pablopabla: soli lar..no 4D here!
lil' joy: u can still have an outdoor wedding like this in malaysia but do it at genting or cameron highlands!
dabido: damn the ranger!
sengkor: ppl here too honest to do that sort of things!
SA: maybe she is! its a she so she may be just jealous!
Very soi oh....
QV: exactly! soi is the word!
SA: can't blame u, she's very butch!
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