Monday, July 03, 2006

Loud Chinamen!

Warning! This post may offend some people and if you are one of those people, I'm sorry but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who really gives a shit! But if you are in the picture below then you should pay attention because I say so!


Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...can you guys talk any louder? I think you've even scared the seagulls away, mind you seagulls are supposed to be the loudest creatures by the sea but obviously I was mistaken. You guys are the champions! Even the roars of the waves are not loud enough to drown out your chatterings. From the way you speak your mandarin I'm not really sure if you're from Taiwan or China. Either way, you are embarrassing your girlfriends who have decided to walk quietly infront of you keeping a distance so as not to be associated with you.

These overseas students remind me of Alex's post a while back about a bunch of loud chinamen in the library. Alex, are these the same lot? Deary me, why so loud? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...*ducks for cover from incoming diss*

38 comments:

5xmom.com said...

This one hor, is call sua koo or country bumpkins.

Alex Allied said...

*beep* lei ah mah geh *beep*!!!!!

Wuching, ask wingz to represent you lah. He sure louder than them one I tell you!!!

Anonymous said...

Aiyar, no need duck lah...I can quack.
LOL

Anonymous said...

Aiyo, nothing can beat a blardy loud voice in an enclosed area ie a BUS!! cis....

Cocka Doodle said...

WEI?? WEI?? WHO ARE YOU CALRING LOUD CHINAMAN AH? THAH MA THED!!
KUUUACK! PTUUUI!

LOL.

Met plenty of them in HK Disneyland. They were so effing uncouth. Spitting and blowing their noses all over the place.

Wuching said...

5xmom: but they look very country bumpkin leh, i think they're just used to talking that way..its how they're brought up back home where everyone does the same!

alex allied: wingz is loud keh? u met him? like to meet him 1 day & shake his hand!

che-cheh: u quack & i'll crow..wait, that's cocka's call sign. i'll just oink away then!

yvy: oh, enclosed area even worse..not just loud noise, bad BO as well! suffocate to dead! *cough cough*

cocka: spitting & blowing noses is ok as long as u cover up & do it hygenically..not spitting on the ground or blow ur nose everywhere without hanky or tissue like some ppl will do! that would be just too gross!

Anonymous said...

hah! now i know why you went into hiding. the chinese secret service is after you!

Anonymous said...

Hmmm...errrr...Foochows also very loud what? You been in Australia for 2 long that you forgot that your own fellow countrymen tends to talk extremely loud even if they happen to be sitting next to each other.... :P

Many a times my friends who visits Sibu for the first time and join me in the coffee shop in town ask me if the guys on the next table fighting with each other or not :P

Anonymous said...

A case of Pot Calling Kettle Black hahahahaha

Anonymous said...

Was emceeing at a grand function at posh hotel ballroom...but the people were talking SO loudly that they drowned out the VIPs giving speeches on stage! Had to scold them "politely". No it wasn't the coffee shop owners' or the wharf labourers' association annual dinner. They were...TEACHERS! Occupational hazard! Talking and shouting at kids all the time, dunno when to stop!!!

Anonymous said...

STP True true...that's what you're doing here also hehehehe..

Hey..STP..i just realised that you seems to be writting longer and longer comments nowadays ah? hehehehe..by the way..seen KNB's birthday list?

Wuching said...

ah pek: shh...dont tell ppl

QV: foochows r the loudest ppl in the world, i can gerenti that but these ppl r just as bad..what can i say, i'm a pot! so sue me!

STP: hahaha..maybe teachers need to be re-educated! u can start a short tuition course for teachers only night class!

QV: STP learnt to write long comment from u!

Francis Ho said...

i think they have hearing problems ... their eardrums are damaged from all the loud talkings - so must speak even louder than before! *sigh*

Anonymous said...

What will I give to KNB? Chinese have this practice...when giving to someone who has everything, just give empty angpow packet or put 10 sen inside "cho-ee-su"!!!

Anonymous said...

STP...Thanks for the info..will remember that the next time you celebrate your grand birthday :P

Anonymous said...

My comment long? No...definitely NOT as long as QV's. And now he can even give intensive Latin lessons!!! (See 5XMOM) Lord have mercy!!! Thought the long sermons we had to endure ever so frequently were bad enough!!!

Anonymous said...

STP..She requested....no one ask you to read leh...I mean, its a free world, if you dnt want to read..dnt read...if you afraid that you kek sim if you see what people have to write..dnt read loh...:P

Anonymous said...

Well, at least now I know ubi is not potatoes or tapioca and panis is not...yunnowat! Ha ha ha!

Anonymous said...

see..you learn something after all :P

Anonymous said...

Hey...my Latin not too bad lah! Everytime I will wait...and wait...and wait for the magic words "Itu missa est" (The mass is ended, right?). Praise the Lord, Alleluia!!! Ha ha ha ha ha!

me said...

it shows your hearing is still working fine. don't like that lah, their culture mah. it's the only way they know how since they were brought up like that.

Anonymous said...

Ita missa Est..but close..not bad..impressed..shows how old you are..a pre-vatican II guy hahahahahahahhaha

Wuching said...

fh2o: unker, these buggers don't have problems with their hearings..they're just naturally loud!

STP: i like ur idea of presents & btw, r u going to retire next year or r u going to continue teaching? i hope u do continue so SHS can come up with more students like QV! we all know the internet needs more QV viruses!

QV: that was a compliment what i replied to STP!

me: welcome back from ur holiday! did u have fun? all rested now & ready to go again? did u meet noisy chinamen when u were on holidays?

Anonymous said...

Luckily they are not talking in foochow.

Anonymous said...

Psst!!! Everyone.. Cooking4STP Birthday is on the 5th of August and she has given our her birthday wish list in my journal :P hahaha..now..can anyone find out where I can get the contact address of the guy I featured for her :P

Anonymous said...

from Wuching :

QV: that was a compliment what i replied to STP!

What you talking ah wuching? Dnt understand

seefei said...

sorry i come here. i also talk loudly but i am from malai!

Helen said...

New migratory birds?? LOL Never seen b4 in Nat Geo one?? LOL

I understand u and know your frustration. I've even boarded a plane with a whole gang of these ppl who book all the empty seats near them for their tour group members. Hey, dun the airline follow the seating numbers on our tickets??

Mei said...

OH MY EFFKING GOD! I so wanted to blog about that sometime back, but I didn't wanna offend anyone.

But seriously, they act as if nobody else is sharing the globe with them! Blardee "jacoons"! I hate people like that!

Sorry, but that's why I get offended when people ask if I'm from China. No offense to anyone out there, but friggin' learn some manners and social etiquette!!!

ps: I'm proud to be chinese, just not THAT kind.

Wuching said...

neo: if they were talking in foochow i might just join them! hahaha

QV: no understand? don't worry about it then..

see fei: u have every right to talk loud, i'm just as guilty too coz i've used to talk loud also..i can still talk loud given the right ppl & the right place like back in sibu for instance! but i also get really annoyed by ppl talking loud in 'unappropriate' places. we should all try to behave the best we can...amen!

helen: these birds seem to be everywhere in the world nowadays coz china is taking over the whole world!

mei: haha, i beat u to it! don't worry about offending ppl, just say what u feel & u'll feel much better! tee hee!

Anonymous said...

Ur compliment oozes with sarcasm plus...plus!!! Happy Birthday, C4STP!

Wuching said...

STP: i can't say anything nice without u shooting me down! indeed u r evil!

Anonymous said...

my birthday is next month la. Don't wish me yet.

Anonymous said...

imo, talking loud is ok. as long as in the right place and time. though everyone has their own idea of when talking loud is ok. imo, those chinamen don't seem to be in a place where their loud talk would be inapropriate.

btw, don't forget about the 'loud' australian angmoh. heh ;)

Wuching said...

C4STP: happy birthday in advance!

tj: true, there's a right place to talk as loud as one likes but this wasn't the place coz they were annoying me & ppl around! i don't care what races loud ppl r, if they r loud & ill-mannered i hantam them..ang moh or cina!

CrazyGrr| said...

i know!! i understand how u feel!! u hear them everywhere in aus nowadays.. they can shout one end to the other on the bus!! yissshhhhh..

Wuching said...

crazygrrl: hahahah! they're everywhere!

Anonymous said...

hai,,.. thoseppl.