Good blogging tips from blogging sifus

I got tagged by Clement & Bernard on the same meme. Good lah, can kill 2 tags with 1 meme so I'm happy to do it. Its a meme comprising of all the good blogging tips for anyone wishing to venture into blogging from professional bloggers like us!

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It’s very simple. When this is passed on to you, copy the whole thing, skim the list and put a * star beside those that you like. (Check out especially the * starred ones.)

Write your own blogging tip for other bloggers.Try to make your tip general.

1. Look, read, and learn. http://www.neonscent.com/***

2. Be, EXCELLENT to each other. http://www.bushmackel.com****

3. Don’t let money change ya! *****

4. Always reply to your comments. http://chattiekat.com/****

5. Blog about what you know & love. http://sugar-queens-dream.blogspot.com****

6. Don’t use filthy language-buy a dictionary. http://shinade.blogspot.com***

7. Blog about something educational http://climateofourfuture.org**

8. Be yourself; others will follow http://sfgirl-thealiennextdoor.blogspot.com

9. Don’t have too many blogs that will become a chore to maintain http://cubicledenizen.blogspot.com*

10. Keep it simple, user-friendly, interesting and organised! http://erishaling.blogspot.com***

11. Keep the blog simple and sweet!! http://www.leslieho.com **

12. Share with others your thoughts and don’t be shy! http://groovy-olives.com/blog

13. Never ask for link exchange. Blog hop to increase traffic. http://www.jessieling.com*

14. Blog about something uniquely you. Or post some unique pictures http://bernardchan.net

15. Avoid too lengthy posts e.g. less than 200 words if you can help it. http://www.mylongkang.com*

16. Avoid Doing Tags.. clementwongpy.blogspot.com

17. Remember to go to the toilet when nature calls, don't just sit glued to the computer or you'll shit in your pant! http://wuching.blogspot.com

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Now to tag 5 more sifu bloggers;

1. Che-cheh

2. Ah Bong

3. Helen

4. Jomel

5. Jamy

Spread The Love

Narrowband linked his love to me and the least I could do is play along!

1. Write a short paragraph at the beginning of your post and link back to the blog that put you on the list in the paragraph. This isn’t a suggestion. You need to break up the duplicate content. Someone took the time to add you so the least you can do is give them an extra link back.

2. Copy the list of originals below COMPLETELY and add it to your blog. If you would like a different keyword for your blog then change it when you do your post and it should pass to most blogs with that keyword.

3. Take the adds from the blog that added you and place them in the “Originals” list.

4. Add at least 1 new blog that you KNOW is using the DO FOLLOW plugin to the list in the “My Adds” section. (Add no more than 5!) Let the people you’ve added know, so that they can keep the list going!

Here's my adds;
CC
Helen
Giddy Tiger

Originals:
Paris Beaverbanks
Narrowband
Chinneeq
Giddy Tiger
Rabbit
Huei
Rinnah
Simple America
Niceheart
Ethel
Sanna
The Queer Chef
Shoshana
Leah
Gina
Haze
Ghee
Neng aka Sirena
Angelo
Ju aka The Border aka Juana of Femjo
Tina
Keep the Faith
jsonvlog
Suncoast Scribe
Blogging Kenneth
My 2 Centavos Worth
Manila Mom
3 Dogs, 3 Pigs and A Family
Cafe Romanza
Earn Global
Credit Ability
Macuha.com
Flee the Cube
Smart Wealthy Rich
MomReviews.net
Fellow Eskimo
Pajama Mommy
Amanita.net
WebStyle
Meredith’s Weight Loss Blog
Pink Blog
Tricia’s Musings
Ugh!!’s Greymatter Honeypot
Midlife Musings
Utterly Geek
Whatever I Feel Like
My Dandelion Patch
Surviving NJ
GeekySpeaky
Simple Kind Of Life
3DayMom
BuyMeBlog
The Hockey Dad
Narrowband

So there you have it. Spread the love!

My Favourite Drink

Platinum Girl tagged me long ago liao but I never got the chance to do the tag, sorry ha, I have no excuse. I'm just bad lidat...but now I do so you lafu me back again? Better late than never hor. This meme is about my favourite drink so here goes...

We must have same taste Platinum Girl and I coz we sama like teh peng wan! I go one further, I like tea full stop. (Notice I say full stop and not period coz too american lah) So any way of making tea I also like, hot tea, cold tea, tea with milk, tea without milk, chinese tea I also drink but the only tea I dun like to drink is bubble tea! What the hell is this bubble tea?! Call me old fashion but I think they spoil the taste of tea when they created bubble tea! Cynthia dun hate me ya...I take you drink bubble tea next time but I no like it! I prefer the kopitiam tea only!

My Favourite Dessert Meme

Mott tagged me on this dessert meme which I thought I've oredi done. I thought it was the favourite foods meme so I said dunwan to do but mana tahu its dessert one lah so I have to do lor.

Nah, I old ledi so don't eat those desserts that you young people eat all the time like ice kachang, cendol or banana split lah. I need something warm for my stomach so my favourite dessert is tau fu fa or soya bean curd. Kasih banyak sweet sweet sikit taukeh! Yum...no need to tag anyone lah. Just let me enjoy my tau fu fa OK?

The truth about Sarawak

Clare from Kampua Talk is on a mission to educate the West Malaysians about the truth about Sarawak and she has enlisted 10 Sarawakian bloggers to help her. This is my contribution to her mission.


Q: Oh, you are from Sarawak! *eyes wide with excitement* So far away! How you people come here ah?
Our ancestors flew to Sarawak from Mars in their flying saucers 300 years ago so here we are. Tada!

Q: Oh, like that! So back home, you people live in trees ar?
Yes exactly! You seen Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi onot? There got Ewoks living in the trees, that's how we live.

Q: You guys have electricity or not?
No we don't use electricity coz we don't need it. Everything runs on batteries wan. We have lots of batteries.

Q: Kuching got airport or you use boat go Johor?
We have transporter like in Star Trek where they beam you onto their ships lidat! Its much faster than a plane or boat.

Q: How long if you take bus from Singapore to Kuching?
Depend if the bus can drive on water onot. If can I think less than 1 day enough if you drive quickly coz no traffic jam in the sea!

Q: Over there got what car?
We don't have car there, we all ride bicycles so its better for the environment.

Q: Got road or not?
Got! How do you think we ride our bicycles?

Q: You Bidayuh from Sulawesi there huh?
You got study Geography in skool onot?

Q: Sarawak inside Sabah, right?
Wrong, next.

Q: Eh? Sabah Sarawak not the same meh?
Sabah only got 5 letters but Sarawak has 7 letters, how can be the same?

Q: Kuching how big ar?
Heiyo...verrry big wor! I tried to walk from one end to the other but cannot finish wor!

Q: Kuching got a lot of cats hoh?
Got! And dogs and rats also got!

Q: Sarawak got Malay?
Nolah, we only have Sarawakians there.

Q: Sarawak people can speak English?
Can! We learn from TV mah!

Q: You people from Sarawak use Ringgit?
Nolah, we use Sarawak pound wan wor...1 Sarawak pound equals 400 ringgits. You wanna buy Sarawak pound? Very stable currency, better than US dollars!

Thank you for attending Sarawak 101 class, you pass!

Habits or Little Known Facts About Me

Master Jedi Che-cheh lafu me so much she tagged me! Good lah coz I haven't done any meme for a while so it's good to know that someone still lafu me. This meme is about 10 weird things or habits or little known facts about me so after reading this I got no more sexcrets to hide from you anymore! Here goes;


1. One thing you oredi know about me is that I like collecting Star Wars figurines. This obsession only started last year when Che-cheh got me started on posting Star Wars posts! It's all your fault lah Che-cheh. So you say lah, so old ledi still play toys! Weird boh?

2. But what you dunno about me is that 1 of my legs is an inch longer than the other but it's not noticeable. I only found out about it a few years ago when I went to see a chiropractor and she measured my legs.That explains why when I was still a child my friend said that I walk like a pondan wagging my bok bok! Coz my legs not balance mah! Don't laugh ah!

3. I have a habit of turning the volume of the TV in an even number settings like 20, 22, 24...etc. If the volume is not at the even number settings my hands very itchy have to adjust it! So you say, weird onot?

4. Another thing you dunno about me is that when I was a child (again), I didn't like brushing my teeth so I never brush my teeth regularly until I lost 1 of my 2 front teeth! Then I became so sked I brush my teeth regularly everyday from then on till today! I'm still sked of losing more teeth!

5. I also have a habit of folding the toilet paper before using it unlike some people who like to scrunch it up before using. I like to fold nicely can onot jek? So you say weird mou?

6. You people only know me with my short spiky hair but did you know that in the 80's I used to have long hair down to my shoulder like the bands AHA and Duran Duran lidat! LOL! Now that I think about it, I will laugh till I die wor...but you cannot laugh!

7. Nowadays I keep my hair short short coz long hair high maintenance mah. Oso becoz you dunno that I MUST put gel on my hair before going out! Back in the old days I had to blow wave my hair summore, spent half an hour doing my hair wor! SO VAIN CAN DIE!

8. Back during the days when bell bottom pants were going out of fashion and replaced by straight leg pants I couldn't cope with the change and took me a while to follow the trend! Si beh paiseh!

9. Did you know that I've always been a skinny boy until 4 years ago when I started to put on weigh. So much so that now I have nen nen poking out from where before it was just skin and bones!

10. Lastly this one for sure you dunno wan coz I never tell anyone before. Sometimes when I get sexcited I will sneeze twice! WEIRD ONOT? I no bruff you wan!

So there you have it, you know everything about me liao! No need to tag anyone lah but if you want then go crazy!

One Two Three Four Hi 5!

Criz Lai tagged me with this Hi 5 meme so c'mon let's together gather sing along to the Hi 5 song now; One Two Three Four Hi 5! One Two Three Four Hi 5!

5 things found in your bag
Chey! I'm not a woman so I don't carry a bag and no I don't even carry a man bag either! OKlah I do have a backpack that I carry around with me when I go out sometimes lah so;
1) My silver tripod I bought secondhand from the Salvation Army Opp Shop which is broken now! The blardy screw that screws onto the camera is 'screw loose' ledi so the camera sits on top but wobbly wobbly lidat how to shoot steady?
2) My Gorillapod which is better than that stewpig silver tripod I mentioned in #1 but I don't get to use it often enough. Best $40 I've spent on my camera accessories.
3) A small Clinique cosmetic bag Terese gave me to put all my little USB cables, phone charger, USB stick, battery charger, phone earpiece, etc, etc...
4) My Traveler DV5040 mini DV camera I bought from Aldi for $179, great little camera but best use in bright light or else too dark cannot see anything. Too bad I don't use it too often, not even for home video!
5) My double sided dildo...oops! lau chui!

5 things found in your purse/wallet
Aiyo why you wanna know what's in my wallet oh? So kaypo can die! I'll tell you but I'll have to kill you later so;
1) My driver's lesen lah, you want to see my pikchure onot?
2) My credit cards lah, you want to know the credit card nombor?
3) My Flybuy card, video rental card and Medicare card lor though why i bother carrying the Medicare card I also dunno since I use it only once in a blue moon.
4) Lots and lots of cold hard cash in denomination of hundreds, fifties, twenties and fivers. Oh, that's from my wishlist meme, dunno why it got mixed in here.
5) My unopened specially 'ribbed' for pleasure and more satisfaction condom from my bujang lapok years. Oh wait, it's not...just my satchet of viagra tablets.

5 favourite things in your room
Apalah lu! Now moving into my bedroom pulak! I shy shy wor...
1) My jockstraps and thongs in my top linen drawer.
2) My personal lubricant.
3) My secondhand iPiaoMei I bought from Tan Sri Linpeh.
4) My collection of ladies underwears.
5) My money hidden under the bed.

5 things you’ve always wanted to do
Why? You wanna do with me issit?
1) Ménage à Troi
2) Go to Mars
3) Win Malaysian Idol, Singapore Idol and Australian Idol.
4) Perform miracles like Yehsou.
5) Live my life from the start again.

5 things YOU currently into
Oh so you can help right?
1) Blogging lor.
2) Eating lor.
3) Sleeping lor.
4) Pangsai lor.
5) Tah Fei Kei lor.

5 people WANT TO tag
Hahahahaha..here comes the fun part;
1) 5xmom again, don't care if she done or not done before.
2) Dabido again coz he good sport wan.
3) Clement lor coz its revenge!
4) Kayatan coz she didn't do my last tag.
5) Neo just becoz he foochow mah.

Irresistable

This is the first time King's Wife tagged me and if Her Royal Highness hands me a task then I must do my darnest best! This meme is about My favourite food in my state or country but since all my favourite foods are mainly in Malaysia I will tell you about my favourite food here in Australia and that is pizza cooked in wood fire oven!

This picture was taken a couple of weeks ago when the in-laws came over and we decided to feed them pizza instead of slaving in the hot kitchen. We get our pizza from this place in our suburb and they have the best pizza cooked in wood fire oven man!

When i started writing this post the first picture made my drool so I had to order one straight away, beh tahan ledi. This pizza is Terese's favourite called Mia Amore topped with ham, olives, some kind of mushrooms and pesto I think. Terese requested pineapples with it coz she likes her pizza with heaps of pineapples.

See the pizza base? It's thin, not thick like some bad pizza restaurants like Pizza Hut! Ahh...nothing like pizza hot out of the oven, crunchy crust but soft inside. Drool yet onot?

Some people don't like olives, I was lidat too but now learned to like them also. Nice and savory when you bite into them with the melted cheese and the sweet juicy pineapples...oh! A mini orgasm liao!

Now I will tag 5 people so the lucky winners are;
1) 5Xmom again coz I lafu her deep deep!
2) Bengbeng coz he missed out on one of my tags last time.
3) Clare coz she said I didn't lafu her so must lafu her this time.
4) Paris Hilton coz she lafu me back before.
5) Dabido coz I've never tag him before.

**Start Copy**

Proposition: What is your favorite food in your state or country?

Requirements: Find some info about the food and show delicious pictures of it.

Quantity: FIVE PEOPLE.

Tag Mode: You leave their blog and post link and add to the list below.

Mybabybay loves Asam Laksa from Penang, Malaysia
JustMyThoughts loves Penang Char Koay Teow
My Lil Venture loves Laksa Sarawak
Monterssorimum loves Teluk Intan Chee Cheong Fun
Chinnee loves Melaka Wan Tan Mee
PeimunLeah loves Hakka Lei Cha
Hui Sia loves Crispy duck skin from China
Karen loves Pan Mee
Simple American loves Cheese Enchiladas
Nicole Tan loves Char Tau Kueh
velverse loves Otak-Otak
Giddy Tiger loves Dim Sum
Kenny Ng loves Jawa Mee
Erina Law loves Wan Tan Mee
may loves Roti Bakar
King’s wife loves Dai gau mee

Wuching loves Wood fired oven Pizzas!

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An Even More Twisted Meme

I still got 1 more meme I haven't done yet tagged by 5xmom. It's the twisted meme written supposedly by the imaginary Mrs. Wuching about the 10 bad or annoying habits Wuching has that detest Mrs. Wuching. So take it away Mrs. Wuching!

Hi! I'm Mrs. Wuching and I'm honoured and would like to thank 5xmom to be given this chance to write instead of Wuching. However I cannot seem to find any annoying habits about Wuching wor...he's just perfect lidat! So instead I'm going to list 10 good things about Wuching that I love about him so here goes;

1) Wuching is so hansem and when I first met him I was oredi head over heel in lafu with him ledi. I've never met anyone as hansem as he is! *readers shocked*

2) Wuching is a SNAG or a sensitive new age guy. He's the modern man that all us women look for in a real men, so sensitive to my feelings and understanding. What more could I ask for...wait, there's more! *readers feeling nauseated*

3) Wuching works hard to provide for our household. I work also but that's just to supplement our income but should I stop work one day I know he will continue to put food on the table for as long as we are together! *readers beh tahan liao*

4) Wuching is very well domestically trained. He doesn't like me doing all the houseworks and he insisted on doing most of the houseworks like doing the vacuuming, scrubbing the toilets and mopping the floor. *readers shaking heads*

5) Wuching grows flowers for me. Some men buy flowers for their loved ones but Wuching goes one step further, he grows beautiful flowers for me so I can go outside and pick any flowers I like anytime I want. *readers feel something churning up their throats*

6) Wuching cooks up a storm in the kitchen. What more can I say? He cooks so I don't have to, what a man! *readers going bwok bwok noise trying not to spill their lunches*

7) Wuching takes me shopping every week coz he knows how I love shopping. He would accompany me and carry my shopping bags around like a bell boy and he lets me spend as much as I like. *readers put hands over mouths to try hard not to spill*

8) Wuching takes me on holidays in exotic places. I'm not from Malaysia but he takes me there so enjoy all the wonderful foods and fruits from the tropical paradise. *readers cannot hold anymore and its starting to leak through the fingers and palms*

9) Wuching is such a hopeless lomantic. He would whisper sweet nothing in my ears, prepare lomantic candle-light dinner, rent girlie movie to watch at home and make popcorns. *readers vomit everything from their stomachs, breakfast, lunch and dinner*

10) Wuching is a stud. He would go on and on and on like the Eveready rabbit. He turns me inside out every night! *readers vomit blood*

Well that's all. This is Mrs. Wuching signing off, take it away Wuching.

When I Was 18 Meme

Aduh...I got tagged by Paris Hilton and this time I have to reveal my age pulak! OKlah so what you know my age, I have to list the greatest songs of the year I turned 18 and it was 1983 so now you can work out my age liao and we will keep it at that and not speak of it anymore OK? On with the tag...I'm just going to list the top 5 songs of 1983 starting with number 5;

5th greatest song of 1983: Wanna Be Starting Something - Michael Jackson
Actually I wasn't really into this song when it came out that year. It is from his best selling album Thriller which has the best songs Michael Jackson had ever written like the 4th greatest song of 1983 next!

4th greatest song of 1983: Billie Jean - Michael Jackson
This song I think everyone in the world would know how to sing to it oredi! I think I still know the lyric to it. It wasn't just great in 1983 but a few years after as well. The song is about this girl who got pregnant but said Michael's the father and in the song he kept denying he's the father of the child or something lidat. Tell you a secret, round about the same time a friend of mine also got some girl pregnant so I sang this song to him and changed Billie Jean to the girl's name! You say I evil onot? kekekekekekeke

3rd greatest song of 1983: Flashdance (What A Feeling) - Irene Cara
What a song it was that year, was on the chart for ages, the movie was a great success as well putting leg warmers in the top 'must have' of fashion accessories!

2nd greatest song of 1983: Come On Eileen - Dexy's Midnight Runners
Dunno why but I didn't really like this song either though it was very popular. I never liked it, sorry so let's go to the number 1 song of 1983!

The greatest song of 1983: It's Raining Man - The Weather Girls
Back in 1983 when the song came out maybe it never did well in Malaysia coz I don't recall hearing this song anywhere at all! But nowadays the song is still very popular especially amongst the gay community. It's a defacto gay song even though it was sang by 2 fat ladies, the Weather Girls for all the women of the world! Take it away ladies!

It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Men! Every Specimen!
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean

God bless Mother Nature, she's a single woman too
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Men! Ame---------nnnn!

Here's the rules of the tag;
1. Go to www.popculturemadness.com
2. Select the year you turned 18
3. Get all nostalgic over the songs of the year
4. Write about it
5. Pass this tag onto 5 others

OK! I tag 5xmom! BengBeng! Che-cheh! Dabido! & Neo! Enjoy!

No Longer Performing & The Mystery Fur Ball

Just when I thought I've done my music meme I got tagged again to do another one but this time I got tagged by 2 persons on the same meme. They are none other than Clement and Clare, thanks for the MEMEries guys! This meme is about bands who's not performing anymore but you like to see them back.

But before I start on the meme I wanna show you what I saw on my way home from work today. See that black furry thing like 2 fuzzy balls on the corrugated iron roof there? Do you know what it is? Some kinda mystery ball? Answer after the meme.

Don't laugh OK but I used to love Duran Duran! Hahahahahahahaha...look at their stylish poses and their big big hairs like some silais who just came out of some silai hair salon called Mei Mei Hair & Beauty or something lidat! And to think that I grew my hair long and styled lidat also, adoi! I die lah...what was I thinking!

Alrighty then, I know I'm only supposed to list one but I'm in the mood now hou ehm hou jek? The 2nd band is AHA from Sweden or some European country I can't remember. They were only 3 of them but they were super cool wor! And they had that one hit wonder song called 'Take On Me' which drove every fans wild and yes they had long boofy hairs as well coz it was the fesyen at the time mah.

One last one lah please and none other than Spandau Ballet. They had a few good songs but the most femes one will have to be 'True' even till nowadays some nerdy radio station still plays it everyday. OK, I'm done so now I'm going to tag Kayatan coz she's never done a meme before, Che-cheh again coz I like! Me not me as in myself coz I'm so in lafu with you now! And of course has to tag Helen coz she's my secretly arm leung blogger mah...and lastly 5xmom again coz I lafu her deep deep! Done meme so let's go back to the mystery fur ball on the roof...

...it's a damn cat! See that evil eyes giving me the killer stare coz I woke him/her up from it's slumber. It's a cold day so it fluff up its furs to get warm while sleeping but I had to wake her up! I'm evil lidat...

My Biggest Fansee & Lansee Meme

Heck! Since I've started doing meme I might as well keep going while I'm in the meme mood. This time my idol lima kali mama tagged me in her home made "Call it what you like #1 fansee" meme! All I need to do is list down who my greatest fans are be them bloggers or readers of my blog. Hold on...give me a minute first, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...sorry but I just needed to do that coz ever since I started writing paid posts my Google PR has dropped and so have my readers! So where I got fans wan?! I laugh and cry at the same time thinking about this lah!

But suffice to say there are still you people out there who still come by and read my blog maybe you pity me or lafu me. You are the bestest fans a blogger can hope for, you stick by me through my good posts and my bad and make a real effort to comment when no one gives a shit. *Sobs* I so gan tong (touched) I could cry liao! OK lah, I know you're falling asleep with my speech liao so now I'm going to list my biggest fans, this post is dedicated to all of you who give me support when I had none so you deserve to know that I lafu you also!

1) Lilian Chan aka 5xmom aka Most Obnoxious Blogger. Lilian's one the nicest bloggers I know, she's helpful and has a great sense of humour. She's been a great supporter of me eversince my blog was still in diapers, she was one of the first pro-bloggers who commented on my blog when no one even give a hoot about some kiasu foochow blogging from Ostalia. I learned a lot from her and through her blog I met a lot of other bloggers also. So yes, 3 cheers for Lilian! Hip! Hip! Hooray! Hip! Hip! Hooray! Hip! Hip! Hooray! (psst lilian, my paypal account is...)

2) The blogger formerly known as Jacky but then changed his name to Neo like Keanu Reeves in the Matrix lidat! Neo has also been there since the beginning and he's still there now. He is indeed one of my most loyal fans and I'm so lucky he so supportive of me. Neo is very secretive wor, all I know its that he's from my hometown of Sibu as well but no one knows his real name lah or how he looks like wor. For all we know he could be a girl! So Neo, its about time you camwhore for all of us to see who's more hansem, Keanu or you!

3) I definitely have to list her lah, its none other than Che-cheh lor. Nah she also been adoring me since like forever...since she was still with blogspot but now she moved up-market with her own domain name but she still remembers me wor, come visit me everyday, leave comment everyday. We nearly got to meet but too bad it wasn't meant to be...but at least we spoke on the phone leh which was good enough for now coz a bit of mystery more kamcheong mah when we do eventually meet up in the future!

Aiyo, there's so many more to list like Bengbeng lah, Yvy lah, Kayatan lah, Clement lah, Robin lah, Hijackqueen lah, Wong Pak King lah, Pelfy lah, Dabido lah, aiya just too many to mention lah! So all the names I just listed, you have all been tagged! Hehehehehehe...happy now!

Dunno What Tag This One?

Stormtrooper Sengkor tagged me but I had to read his post twice and still not sure what the tag is about. All I see on his post is bathroom and toilet. This one tag about toilet issit? Aiya OK lah if you wanna see my toilet so here it is;

Nah, this is my throne lah. Every morning I sit there and do my business...sibeh syiok wan. But a bit bare hor, what's to see? When you see one toilet you've seen them all so to make it more interesting...

...how about I get in the picture also! Here's me doing my business while reading Playboy. Even more syiok lidis! Now get out my toilet so I can wipe my ass!

Next to tag the 3 bloggers below since they said I no tag them so now I tag them kau kau;
1) 5xmom
2) Lilian Chan
3) Most Obnoxious Blogger

Memes are being replaced by Bloggy tags

This is a long overdue tag. Sorry Pelf but better late than never ya! Right, here are the rules;

# Do a written task or answer a question. Then tag 1-5 others to do as you did.
# Tag your post with the cute little glowing “Bloggy tag” button to alert readers that you’re playing.
# Link the button to the post of the person who tagged you, if you didn’t start the game.
# Tell your readers to click the button to find out who came before you. It’s a surprise for them.


Tell us about the nicknames you were called when you were younger.

Ho! I used to get so many nicknames thrown at me by all those evil bullying kids in school and people in my neighbourhood like Hoo Jing lah, Hoo Li Jin lah, Big Ears lah, Ah Niu Kor lah and not so long ago even Elvis pulak! People are so mean, I have feeling too OK! Hurt my feeling lidat, lucky for them I'm not the revenging kind.

Hoo Jing used to be a Hong Kong movie star long long time ago when I was still a kid. If you're not as old as me then you probably dunno who she is but you just need to know that she used to play hiaw hiaw san ku liu poh kinda characters so imagine my hurt when kids call me by her name simply because my name sounds like hers. That really scar me for life!

Hoo Li Jin is a mandarin word literally meaning 'vixen demon' a type of evil spirit that prey on innocent men by seducing them into adultery or something lidat. Did I explain correct onot? Help me out here anyone? Reason people called me that is more or less the same as the reason for Hoo Jing coz my name sounds lidat mah. Ahhhh...I damn angry and tulan when people called me that before!

Big Ears was actually a nickname my family gave me. Yeah, what a great family I had didn't I? Why? Coz when I was growing up I had very big ears so all the relatives call me Big Ears lor. I didn't like it and would punch and kick them back when they called me that and then get told off by my parents! You say crappy onot? Then some uncle would say big ears mean good life but up till today I still searching for my good life. Here...good life, where are you good life?

Ah Niu Kor you probably know is something to do with cow or bull. Reason is my surname sounds like it and so people would call me that, even my ex-boss used to call me that every now and then! I should've sue him kau kau for workplace bully and bankrupt him!

Last but not least would be Elvis which was given to me only about 10 years ago by my friend coz I used to style my hair like Elvis punya hairstyle mah! You know Elvis' hair back in his younger days? But now I cut my hair short short so no more Elvis for me, infact not anymore nicknames for a long long time so it's good! I like it that way so don't you guys start calling me by my nicknames again har!

Go tag yourself!

The End.

Gotta' Get Goals

Mr. 56K himself eat full nothing to do goan tag me with this meme. Its the 5-10 goals I gotta achieve before I grow old or mati katak whichever comes first! OK lah, since he lafu me so much I have to lafu him back by doing it also.

Anyway if you also eat full nothing to do and wanna do this meme also then you must read the rules from here first lah, don't just chin chai chin chai do, OK? Now back to my goals, I'm just gonna do 5 enuff liao lah so here goes;

1) I wanna eat as much of my favourite foods as I can like those foods that need good gigi to bite wan like meat and jambu batu lidat lah before I lose all my teeth when I grow old!

2) I also wanna go shake my booty at the nightclubs or discos or whatever you young people call it nowadays before arthritis sets in and cripple my body till I'm wheelchair bound then how to party?

3) This one I wanna do long time liao but no discipline lah me but die die I wanna achieve also before I grow old and that is to get that killer body I always pretend I have every time I look in the mirror before I grow old and my muscles go all flappy on me!

4) This one I oredi started on my goal and that is to enjoy all the eye candies I can possibly enjoy on the beach before cataract clouds my vision when I grow old later! Then what to see?

5) And lastly I must make my billion dollars so that when I do get old I can marry someone young like Anna Nicole Smith who married her old old wanna-konk-out ledi husband!

Woohoo! Tag done! Take up this meme if you dare!

The End Of My Blog

Me lafu me so much that she tagged me to prove her undying lafu for me. Thank you Me, I lafu you too and will return the favour one day. But why you have to gimme such a difficult meme wan? Aiyo..I racked my brain out thinking how to write this one! This siaw siaw meme is about what will I post about if I was dying tomorrow or if the world ends tomorrow. First of all, choy choy choy choy choy! How can I post about me dying lidat or the ending of the world?! OK lah I’m such good sport I’ll pway along but this is just pway pway only OK?

Now seriously people, if you knew you were going to die tomorrow would you still be posting your last entry in your blog? I would rather be enjoying the last few hours of my life with my loved ones, go and leave cussing comments in everyone’s blogs and konkek till I get wobbly legs! But lucky this is not my last post so I apologise if you are disappointed that I haven’t left rude, cussing comments on your blogs as souvenirs yet!

Then again what would I write about if the world was to end tomorrow? This makes even less sense. When you said the world ends do you mean the end of planet Earth and every living things on the planet perish or the world ends as in the human race dies out but life on Earth go on their merry ways? If you mean end of planet Earth then I would say you no go to skool wan hor? How’s your blog going to survive the Armageddon? But if you mean the end of human race then I would be more inclined to write my last post in the hope that some other species of animals may evolved to take over us humans as the dominant creatures and get to read all about me, me and only me! Don’t worry about what the human race was about, the new intelligent lives need only know about me! Or aliens from another worlds may come to Earth and learn about me also! So then the history of the future will be written about me and I will be immortalised!

Now before the end comes I'm supposed to tag 5 people so consider yourselves tagged!