An Even More Twisted Meme

I still got 1 more meme I haven't done yet tagged by 5xmom. It's the twisted meme written supposedly by the imaginary Mrs. Wuching about the 10 bad or annoying habits Wuching has that detest Mrs. Wuching. So take it away Mrs. Wuching!

Hi! I'm Mrs. Wuching and I'm honoured and would like to thank 5xmom to be given this chance to write instead of Wuching. However I cannot seem to find any annoying habits about Wuching wor...he's just perfect lidat! So instead I'm going to list 10 good things about Wuching that I love about him so here goes;

1) Wuching is so hansem and when I first met him I was oredi head over heel in lafu with him ledi. I've never met anyone as hansem as he is! *readers shocked*

2) Wuching is a SNAG or a sensitive new age guy. He's the modern man that all us women look for in a real men, so sensitive to my feelings and understanding. What more could I ask for...wait, there's more! *readers feeling nauseated*

3) Wuching works hard to provide for our household. I work also but that's just to supplement our income but should I stop work one day I know he will continue to put food on the table for as long as we are together! *readers beh tahan liao*

4) Wuching is very well domestically trained. He doesn't like me doing all the houseworks and he insisted on doing most of the houseworks like doing the vacuuming, scrubbing the toilets and mopping the floor. *readers shaking heads*

5) Wuching grows flowers for me. Some men buy flowers for their loved ones but Wuching goes one step further, he grows beautiful flowers for me so I can go outside and pick any flowers I like anytime I want. *readers feel something churning up their throats*

6) Wuching cooks up a storm in the kitchen. What more can I say? He cooks so I don't have to, what a man! *readers going bwok bwok noise trying not to spill their lunches*

7) Wuching takes me shopping every week coz he knows how I love shopping. He would accompany me and carry my shopping bags around like a bell boy and he lets me spend as much as I like. *readers put hands over mouths to try hard not to spill*

8) Wuching takes me on holidays in exotic places. I'm not from Malaysia but he takes me there so enjoy all the wonderful foods and fruits from the tropical paradise. *readers cannot hold anymore and its starting to leak through the fingers and palms*

9) Wuching is such a hopeless lomantic. He would whisper sweet nothing in my ears, prepare lomantic candle-light dinner, rent girlie movie to watch at home and make popcorns. *readers vomit everything from their stomachs, breakfast, lunch and dinner*

10) Wuching is a stud. He would go on and on and on like the Eveready rabbit. He turns me inside out every night! *readers vomit blood*

Well that's all. This is Mrs. Wuching signing off, take it away Wuching.