Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Desperate Housemates

I got made famous now thanks to 5xmom's meme and summore she had to tag me too! OK, here's how it works;

The Tag:

"You are in an alternate universe. You are a single person not involved in any relationship, and you have just published a New York Times bestseller. A movie studio has invited you to Hollywood to talk about a movie deal for three days, and as part of the wooing process, they offer to host a one-on-one dinner each night with the celebrity of your choice. Who would you pick? It could be a star you want to have a shot at 'hooking up' with, or it could just be someone you admire."

1) My first celebrity would definitely has to be Lilian Chan aka 5xmom. She is no doubt the Queen Kong of the celebrity bloggers. She's perfect for my movie and I wouldn't want anyone to take her role in my up-coming movie because she has the techniques and years of experience guaranteed to please anybody and I dare not think what would happen on a date with her!

2) Second to star in the movie would have to be Yvy the teh tarik addict. This one also very lihai one and would fit in perfectly with Lilian. However she's a bit shy shy about showing her face so I may have to hire a face double for the role! I just hope she doesn't cover her face when we go out on the date.

3) Last one will have to go to Helen of Troy. This woman caused the demise of an entire civilisation and men killed because of her so definitely must have her on the movie. I'm damn lucky to have the opportunity to woo her!

And the story of the movie is about...

...DESPERATE HOUSEMATES! Its a story about 3 bloggers who had to go to America because of some blogging business and that they had to stay there for 6 months! So they decided to rent a house on Wisteria Lane and live together as housemates.

After one month away from their loved ones they started to become quite desperate. Lilian was missing ATM, Yvy missing Ted in Sydney and Helen of Troy missed her Paris!

Wait, there's more! We must also have a gardener in Desperate Housemates and the perfect guy to play him would be Jeremy C of course! He will be the guy which the Desperate Housemates would fight over coz he's always outside the house flexing his muscles when he's working which make the 3 housemates even more desperate.

And the rest of the story pretty much involves lots and lots of hard core unadulterated wanton animal lusts with boy/girl action, girl/boy/girl action, girl/girl/girl action...

45 comments:

Amelia said...

Another Brilliant Masterpiece, my mate!

I nearly fell from my chair with laughter at your gardener.
I wonder who you are going to cast him with in your version of "Brokeback Mountain"...hehehe

Jem, I've absolutely nothing to do with me... it's all Mr Wuching's own masterpiece. :)

Amelia said...

Jem, I mean ..."nothing to do with this..."

5xmom ~chanlilian.net~ said...

Revenge must be sweet, hor? LOL. Poor Jeremy....poor poor Jeremy.

Cocka Doodle said...

This is so creative! What happens if the gardener is gay ah? LOL
That would certainly make those housemates lagi desperate. LOL

yvy said...

wahlau!! i must REALLY be getting VERY femes!! lol :P joec oso want to date me. *rubs chin, thinking how to plan these numerous dates* Ooooooo....i like the gardeners outfit, my fav kind. lol :P *sshhh.....ted doesnt need to know, ok? between you, me and the rest of the blogspere only, ok??* =P

yalor i very shy-shy wan, but achelly, there ARE pictures of me in my blog. u just have to rajin2 cari only. :D

Wuching said...

amelia: thank you very much, when ur a star u need to be a megastar! jeremy, i promise this is the last time i'm putting u in one of my movies unless u want to star in more..please don't angry me, play play play hor! :)

5xmom: revenge is best served cold...again jeremy, don't angry me hor..play play hor!

cocka doodle: funny u should say that coz initially i thought of writing that into the script but then i didn't want to upset jeremy more than what i've done so i thought better not lah! again jeremy, don't angry angry hor! play play hor mate!

yvy: what? u don't like the face i got for you kah? sui sui wor! movie star wor! the girl in bride & prejudice wor!

Che-Cheh said...

Wow great story and photos of the stars. Can I meet them in person ? I wanna ask autographs from them...plzz plzzz or my barbie will cry.

yvy said...

haha....yar, i know her. aiswayra rai-something. u can put the MOST beautiful girl's pix there but it still aint me. :) anyway, i just telling u ma... :P

Wuching said...

che-cheh: sure can, i'll pass the msg on to them for u!

yvy: that's what makes it even more exciting, its you but not quite..

narrowband said...

LOL! these days got very nice photoshop pics!!

centerpide said...

lol Yvy has Aishwarya Rai's face??? LOL that made my day!! but really mate, good stuff with the photoshoping!! :D

Jeremy C said...

WHAT THE?!?! I'm INfemes now...

Beer Brat said...

Hahhahaa.....

I willl definitely buy the VCD from the local market....

Wuching said...

narrowband: always looking for new stars for my movie, interested? ;)

centerpide: how about you? u wanna star with yvy in my next blockbuster?

jeremy: ur FAMOUS & a MEGASTAR now! wanna renew ur contract for mootrix 2 & 3?

beer brat: psk..can download using limewire wan.

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Amelia said...

Narrowband & JeremyC:
Wuching is looking for the 2 male leads for his version of Brokeback Mountain. You two good-looking guys, interested or not?

Wuching said...

amelia: i think u scare off narrowband liao so have to look for others!

Amelia said...

Sowie :(

fooDcrazEE said...

lolz - roflmao

King's wife said...

good one! LOL
Is there gonna be a sequel?

Wuching said...

amelia: u'll have to stand in for narrowband now..haha

foodcrazee: this is an erotica comedy!

king's wife: desperate housemates sequel sure got wan!

Amelia said...

Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *pengsan*

Amelia said...

Amelia is breathing deeply... still recovering...

"Wuching, my mate. Your version of Brokeback Mountain is not about 2 gay cowboys-kah?" ;)
How can I possibly stand-in for narrowband? hehehe

Wuching said...

amelia: can be 2 gay cowgirls too!

Amelia said...

Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *pengsan*

KpgNangkaBoy said...

Can I request for your Brokeback mountain to star Jeremy C and Qua Vadis? That would be superb. They start off slandering each other in a blog then end up in a tent somewhere near Bako National Park and finally make peace...or love...whatever lar.

QuaVadis said...

Very Funny KNB...I thought it was supposed to be you and Jeremy C? U know cattle ranching...etc.etc.etc.. or one of your trips to the beach...hehehe..why am I in the picture... You're closer to him than me....hahahahahahhahahahahahaha

Anyway..as things goes..there's more possibility of KNB and Jeremy C seing as how things stands..hehehehe

KpgNangkaBoy said...

QV - U know why it can't be me? I like girls too much...u can call me a horny bastard but u cant call me a queer. heheh
Anyways, just a suggestion.... i thought it would be interesting. A love-hate relationship between the two of u. Definetely Oscars material.

QuaVadis said...

KNB...one never knows what lies behind the veneer of respectability....

Never pull a mask and hide your actions from people..for it will eventually be known soon....

Anyway...if I am inclined to act as you state above..Jeremy C is definitely not my type...hehehehehe..give me another co-star....not him..hahahahahaha

Wuching said...

hmm..all these bickerings just gave me an idea to do a trio in my bareback mountain blockbuster! amelia, what do u think?

Jeremy C said...

disclaimer : I heart women too much to ever star in a queer movie...as the main character.

QuaVadis said...

wuching..hahaha..very funny...hahaha... brokenot mountain u mean.....hahahahahhaha

JC...hmmmm...do I detect an interest that you don't mind being in a queer movie..as a supporting actor..hahahahahahahhahahaha

amelia said...

Wuching...better give them each a starring role in a war movie... 'cos they are always 'fighting'... what about "WAR OF THE WORDS"? :)

QuaVadis said...

Amelia..hahahaha...I think KNB prefer Star Wars...so he can use his light saber :P maybe u can write a script on that...hahahaha

cooking4STP said...

i can't imagine QV and JC in a tent at Bako Nat'l Park. Hahahaharr..... don't let the resident wildboar "butt" in on your activities

QuaVadis said...

cooking4STP... thank god you can't imagine..or else u tak dapat tidur.... hahaha..anyway..enough scary thoughts for the day.....lets think peace and calm and serenity......NOT!! hahahahaha

Anyway..I personally think that there's more possibility of JC and KNB in a tent than me, all matters considering...hahahahahhahaha......

Jeremy C said...

I got an idea - since i've always aspired to be a screenwriter/scriptwriter, how about this as the next blockbuster...

Kampung Nangka - Sequel to Casablanca (starring Wuching as Humphrey Bogart and Cooking4STP as Ingrid Bergman)

OR

Good Qua Hunting - Sequel to Good Will Hunting (starring Kampung Nangka Boy as Matt Damon, Wuching as Ben Afleck and Qua Vadis as Robin Williams)

OR

Saving Private Nangka Boy - Sequel to Saving Private Ryan (starring KNB as Ryan and Wuching as Tom Hanks).

If interested, I can get the script AND pictures ready :P

QuaVadis said...

JC..me think you and KNB better stick to porn script writing and special sound effects department..that's you two's specialty...tum chiak tum chiak phiak phiak phiaaakkk hahahahaha

KampungNangkaBoy said...

I think I agree with QV. JC, can i change one of your movies to Saving NangkaBoy Privates? I dont mind starring if you can get Jessica Alba as my co-star. heheh

Helen said...

MUAHARHARHAR,,,,The 3 of us really look desperate hor?? LOL

Nice picture.... desperate housemates. lol Do include more 'distractions' for us coz we certainly do not want to ovework poor Jeremy!!

BTW, can I ask you something and promise you won't get angry one?? Promise?? You knowlar, I am new.... **Pssst, why the obsession with Jeremy har?? ** lol

Jeremy C said...

helen : a blockbuster's gotta have bankable stars mah...hehe *runs to corner and hide*

yvy said...

wuching..how u cut out the face so cun-cun aarr? been trying n trying but always fail lar. ;((

Wuching said...

i must've missed the post oscar award party, looks like everyone's here, my goodness!

jeremy: i would love to star in any movie u direct!

KNB: sign your name on the dotted line & i gerenti u'll be working real soon in a blockbuster!

quavadis: ur good in porn script so u get the contract for all my porn flicks!

helen: we're all obsessed with jeremy coz he's a legend!

yvy: use the polyganol lasso tool to mark out the face, then copy & paste to where u want it & resize to fit. :)

narrowband said...

"...Wuching said...

amelia: i think u scare off narrowband liao so have to look for others! ...."

YOU BET! I need to find counselling liao!

narrowband said...

"Wuching said...

hmm..all these bickerings just gave me an idea to do a trio in my bareback mountain blockbuster! amelia, what do u think? ..."

OMG Threesome now...

Ladies and Gents, Brokeback Mountain X (BBack Mt X-edition) is in the works, I see!