Monday, February 27, 2006

The Mootrix

Amelia is my guest blogger for the day while I sit back and relax a bit. This is her post and its dedicated to Jeremy C. I just help write, photoshop and publish it!

My name is Jeremy and I'm a public servant so I day dream and blog all day when I'm at work! Sometimes I have a feeling that the life I live is not quite what it seems, like something's not quite real. Like an artificial world made up to accomodate us.. To me, when I'm on the net and blogging I feel more myself than when I'm in the real world. When I'm in cyberspace my daily grinding boring life does not exist, here I can be free to be who I've always thought I am, here I am Neo!

I also feel the need to eat fresh grass out in the green fields, I dream of green rolling hills and cows on the paddock almost all the times but why do I do that? I ask myself that question everyday until one day I met Trinity whom I've heard of in cyberspace. Trinity introduced me to...

...Moopheus and from that day onwards I saw a world beyond mine which I've never thought existed! Moopheus show me my true self, who I am and what I can do if I just put my mind to it!

I've learnt a lot since that day like dodging bullets and wearing cool black clothes and doing kungfu and jumping off skyscrapers and flying! Now I know my previous life as a public servant was just a lie and that I was just one of the slaves born to serve the greater evil that made me look like human when in reality I am a bull and I'm full of bullshit that I can harness to save all my fellow bulls and cows from the evil the enslave us all...


...The Mootrix! I am Neo and my purpose in life is to rescue all the cows from The Mootrix as was told by the Oracle, so it shall be done!

26 comments:

Arth said...

From day dreaming to claiming self as Neo to eating grass from a green field comes 'The Mootrix'...I see a lot of connections there.LoLs!

Amelia said...

Wuching: Wah! You are really creative-leh! Ever thought of moving to Hollywood...hehehe

Beer Brat said...

Boh liao leh wuching.... hahaha..... it was an entertaining read though...

Helen said...

lol... This is good!!

Wait, agent Smith told Neo humans had to find the meaning of life to justify their useless existence. I guess now that Neo found out he is actually a cow, that is no longer necessary. Unlike ppl who live a meaningless existence, cows are thrust with the all important reason for survival...... to make us the thickest, juiciest Big Mac ever!!

5xmom ~chanlilian.net~ said...

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1781/1091/1600/0439.jpg"

Haiyor, why cannot link? That pic. Blade. LOL.

Wuching said...

arth: all things lead down the rabbit hole, do u take the red pill or the blue pill? its all up to you...

amelia: yeah lets go together, i'll be the director & you can be the producer & we'll win lots of academy awards.

beer brat: i hope that's a compliment so i thank you!

helen: mm...juicy steak, actually i haven't been to mcdonald in years coz it started when my wife & i started boycotting them foe buying cheaper potato from nz rather than using oz grown ones!

5xmom: yes, its linkable, just have to get rid of the backquote at the end..wah, i forgot all about that post already! lol! i AM blade!

robin said...

Neo: there is no spoon
Moopheus: no, there is no cow, it is all in your mind. welcome to the desert of the moo

Che-Cheh said...

Wah that photo link from 5xmom show u very leng chai. Where's Mrs Blade sexy photo ?

Jeremy C said...

wuching : errrr, i duno whether to thank you or to kung fu chop your head...hmmm...will deliberate on this matter :P

anyways, great job on the photoshop ;)

Wuching said...

robin: no, there's no spoon & no blog, u r just dreaming...go back to sleep...zzzz

che-cheh: cannot show mrs blade photo wan coz she's not a blogger!

jeremy: this is not my post, this is amelia's post so thank her or kungfu chop her if u wish..i just help her out coz she's got bo blog!

Jeremy C said...

hmmm...is it really her posting...?

Stargazer said...

Hahahaha...good one! :D

5xmom ~chanlilian.net~ said...

TAG!

Wuching said...

jeremy: look at it this way, she's the producer & handed me a movie deal & i'm the director who created the award winning movie!

stargazer: coming soon to a cinema near you!

5xmom: DOH!

Hedonistics Anonymous said...

"..when in reality I am a bull and I'm full of bullshit.."

LOL! omg, how true...

Amelia said...

Jeremy, you have to thank me & Wuching 'cos we have made you into a celebrity...boleh tahan hor...JC a.k.a. Keannu Reeves.
How many bloggers have this chance? ;) hehe

Move over, Ang Lee... Wuching is on his way to Hollywood. :) hehe

Wuching, I must really send you more photos-lah...together we're going to create blockbusters
...hehehe

Amelia said...

Jeremy, Wah! Even Sir Alex Ferguson also left comments for you...You really famous now-leh! ;)

Jeremy C said...

Amelia : thank you :P next there'll be becks and cantona...haha

Amelia said...

Jem: Don't forget to get their autographs for me. hehe ;)

FH2O said...

Well done! Ai Sai Lay!
Moo-ey Good!

I'm hooked and u gals have to work harder now as WE WANT THE SEQUEL!!!

And don't forget that its a Triology! heehee

Wuching said...

hedo: really? that true kah?

amelia: jeremy's a star now & i'm a big shot director liao & amelia's into movie producing too!

fh2o: be patience..for sure got sequel wan!

5xmom ~chanlilian.net~ said...

Wuching - Did you read fh20's comment properly?

I'm hooked and u gals have to work harder now as WE WANT THE SEQUEL!!!

Gosh, you need to camwhore to show us how 'u gal' look like.

Wuching said...

5xmom: psk..fh2o still thinks i'm a gal mah, let him fantasize a bit longer lah!
no harm, no harm..

KpgNangkaBoy said...

A standing ovation for Amelia & Wuching. Brilliant post lar....hahah.

Wuching said...

kpgnangkaboy: thank you, thank you, you're very welcome! :)

amelia said...

KNB: Thanks for the compliment. :)