Here's Another Meme

I've got tagged by Abe to do this "I don't know what its called" meme but being a great sports that I am, I accept the tag so here's another chance for you to have a peek into my deepest darkest secrets!

1) 4 jobs I would stink at:
There's tons of jobs that I know I would definitely stink at doing but the top 4 would have to be;
-The President of The USA! Face it, I would be too trigger happy with my fingers on the launch button for the nuclear arsenals! Thank God the world is a safer place without me as the President!
-A commercial airline pilot because I would be too tempted to top gun the plane and do somersaults before landing hard and burning rubber on the runways!
-A sex worker coz I'll enjoy it too much and give too many freebies away to my clients and not make enough money for my pimp!
-A lawyer because I can't keep a straight face when I'm bull shitting in court!

2) 4 pretend nicknames I'm making up for myself:
Growing up as a quiet boy I've had my share of bullyings and name callings back in the bad old days so its only natural that I would give myself pretend names to feel good about myself like;
-Ajino because some people think Japanese or Japanese names or names that sound Japanese are cool so at least I can be seen to be cool to them too!
-Joseph so that at least these 'gweilo' can call me by a name that they can't get it wrong!
-Sith Lord Darth Wuching so I can have my revenge on the Jedi Knights!
-Wuching just so I can confuse people about my gender when I blog!

3) 4 movies I have watched over and over (and did not fall asleep):
There's not a lot of movies that I would watch over and over again. You would have to be a die hard fan of the movies or a really boring person, as for me I'm both! Let's make it 6 movies and the awards go to:
-Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
-Star Wars Episode II: Attack Of The Clones
-Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith
-Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
-Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
-Star Wars Episode VI: Return of The Jedi

4) 4 things I love to do on weekends:
Ahh..everybody looks forward to weekends, the days of the week when we get to do the things that we actually enjoy doing and not because we have to from Monday to Friday! And these are a few of my favourite things;
-Working in my backyard sowing, planting, pruning and digging till the sun goes down!
-Going to the movies and watching the films I like on the big silver screen with good quality surround sound system and not crappy picture in a box at home!
-Attending day activities be it festivals, markets or public events. Get to meet real people and breathe some fresh air after being cooped up at work or at home all week.
-Catching up with friends at dinner parties or just afternoon teas. And not thinking about work next week!

5) 4 alcoholic beverages I've enjoyed:
I'm not really into alcohol like some of my friends are, in fact I'm not even a social drinker! Whenever I drink I will become panda face so that gives you an idea how well I hold my drinks but I do occasionally enjoy a bit of;
-Bailey's Irish Cream with ice. Yum yum. Its like drinking fiery ice cream!
-A bit of Southern Comfort & coke is nice but I haven't had that for years!
-Queen Adelaide's sparkling wines is another one I enjoyed a while back but I think it was called something else which I can't remember.
-But of course nothing beats a nice cold beer...

6) 4 celebrities I would go on a Big Date with:
Come on, this is wishful thinking now...this is never ever going to happen to me in a million years but maybe in a parallel universe I might have a chance to go out with;
-5Xmom
-Sweetest Sin
-Helen
-MsLenglui (Hey! They are celebrities right? Blog celebrities!)

7) 4 things I could not live without (excluding the essential):
Apart from the essential things in life, we should all be able to live a perfectly healthy normal lives but because of greed we are all slaves to materialistic things we cannot do without! And I'm no saint either and these are my weaknesses:
-My trusty Sony Cybershot DSCP-10 digital camera which I take with me everywhere I go. It has become a part of me and I think I have grown roots joining to it so I cannot leave home without it now!
-My less than a year old Nokia 6030 mobile phone that is also my time keeper because I don't wear a watch anymore eversince my last watch died on me. I also use it to listen to the radio when I'm bored at work!
-My wallet stating the obvious coz eveything I need is in there, there's my money, my driving license, credit cards, massage parlour vouchers...
-My car! My ride, my transport, my hiho silver away! I'm so used to driving everywhere nowadays that I can never be able to use the public transport again and that's a good thing for the petrol companies but not good for me...

8) 4 of my favourite foods, whom I'd like to bon appetite with:
Everybody loves to eat, I've never come across anyone who tells me different so some of you may share my favourite foods;
-Mud Crab with Suituapui coz he's treating me to an all I can eat when I'm in Sibu, right Beautiful Mountain?
-Ming Kong's Prawn Noodle with Amelia coz she's paying! Hehe.
-Kolo Mee with QuaVadis and KampungNangkaBoy when I'm in Kuching.
-Sarawak Laksa with Laksa after the kolo mee!


9) 4 places I would rather be now:
There's so many places I would love to be right now but in no particular order are;
-Neverland so I'll never grow old.
-Fantasy Island so all my fantasies will come true.
-Wonderland to see the Wizard of Oz.
-Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory coz I'll never run out of chocolate!

10) 4 people I am tagging this meme:
So let's do unto others what others have done unto me and I am going to tag;
-Osama Bin Laden coz I'm sure he's got plenty of time to kill now that he's in hiding and memes are great time killer!
-Muammar Gaddafi because he's such a nice guy nowadays and nice people get to do my meme too!
-George W Bush for killing so many innocent people in Iraq.
-Mickey Mouse because we love you!