Sunday, June 18, 2006

The Sisterhood Of The Bloodsucking Fangs

Once upon a time in the land of Transmalaysia there were 3 sisters who were also bomoh or witches. But they were white witches and they helped people. The people of Transmalaysia lived happily from any evil demons and vampires for the 3 witches were powerful enough to repel any evils that may fall on the land.

The eldest sister was Pru Amelia followed by Piper Weila and Phoebe Che-cheh. They were called the Charmed Ones but little did they knew that this would also bring about their downfall for the word 'charm' in chinese also has a bad omen...

Their nemesis came in the form of Count Dracuching who was a powerful vampire who also liked to count. He was able to seduce and turned the 3 sisters into vampires and subsequently his brides too! Pru became Aleera Amelia, Piper became Marishka Weila and Phoebe became Verona Che-cheh.

And from then on evil has fallen on the land of Transmalaysia and people started dying everyday as the 3 vampire sisters terrorised the people and fed on their blood as they slept at nights!

But luckily for the people of Transmalaysia help was on the way! KampungNangkaBoy Van Helsing and the beautiful Yvy Anna Valerious had come to save the day! They had come to destroy Count Dracuching and his brides!

But it was not easy for they were cunning, bloodthirsty and hard to kill for they were already dead! How can you kill something that is already dead? And in the process of hunting down the vampires, Van Helsing lost Yvy Anna to the blood suckers...

KNB Van Helsing realised that he had to come up with a better solution since he's fighting a losing battle here. And he did! He managed to convince to 3 vampire sisters to put to better use their good looks and talents and leave the Count and go into...

...Show Business! They were very popular and shot to fame overnight! Wealth and fame follow them wherever they go. Thus KNB Van Helsing became their manager and gave up vampire hunting to start pimping the 3 sisters!


Meanwhile with his brides gone, Count Dracuching soon lost popularity and nobody was interested in some sucker counting numbers. The last we heard of him was he went to some kiasuland and worked as a tally counting cars by the road side for JKR...

The End.

24 comments:

Cocka Doodle said...

waah!! I have to invest in garlic stocks now. Sure make a fortune wan.

Actually, these bloobsuckers are known by another name. They are called the Inland Revenue department.

Pru Amelia a.k.a. Aleera Amelia said...

You forgot to mention that our hit single has been No.1 on the Underworld Billboard Top 100 Chart for the last 10 weeks. ;)

Che-Cheh said...

Ohh goshhhh I lead a double...erhmm triple lifes. Should I cry or howl or should I just suck it out ?

Piper Weila aka Marishka Weila said...

Count Dracuhing sangat PANDAI bercerita. LOL

You're GOOD FUN! :D

ah pek said...

Did he continue sucking?

QuaVadis said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Count DraChuChing!!!

Anyway, I'm back!

Hey...Wuch!! U very ketingallan Zaman ah...Pru in your Charmed Ones already die lah!!! hahahahaha..so very old one lah u!

Had a wonderful time eating eating and eating in Sibu!! and things were so cheap, a plate of kampua for RM 1.70 and the kompia is as yummy as usual!!! Dinner with STP as described by the menu he gave below was absolutely delightful..you should go back for a holiday :P

Anyway, am waiting for your next series..but knowing how ketinggalan zaman you are...I would not be suprised if I see a series of I love Lucy!!! hahahaha

suituapui said...

"I love Lucy" who, QV? Am to young to know that! Yalah! Foochows...sure like to cunt one, count money!!! Hey! Why didn't I get a part, Wuching? You can't afford my fees kah?

suituapui said...

Oops...the misspelling in the previous comment was NOT deliberate!!! Ha ha ha ha ha!

QuaVadis said...

STP HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by the way STP, fees? I thought all actors in Wuching's movies are volunteers and wouldn't get paid a cent :P U know..foochow.....all money masuk his own pocket!

KNB VH - DraculaSlayer cum Pimp said...

Hahah....featuring my big guns? From dracula slayer to entertainment manager and pimp. Very talented lar this Van Helsing. I always thought QV would be good as Frankenstein.

Just got back from ur home town, Sibu. I guess Sg Merah must be named after ur blood sucking activities. Were u exiled to Australia with the other convicts?

QuaVadis said...

Hmmm..and who would play Igor..I wonder...hmmm...hmmm..hahahahahahahahhahaha

yvy said...

wuah!!!! *gives standing ovation* bravo! bravo! wuching....i NEVER knew how talented u are....

pls join up with plinky n LB. I'm sure u 3 will blow us all to bits! lol :P WOOOTT!!!

*how come i can die wan...?

Wuching said...

cocka: right u r! inland revenue r the real blood suckers!

pru amelia: no need to mention wan..everybody knows that now!

che-cheh: just suck it up, che-cheh, just suck it up!

piper weila: i'm a story teller aka bullshit artist!

ah pek: occasionally..

QV: i knew pru is oredi dead..she died & became aleera!

STP: was gonna cast u as frankenstein's monster but budget overflowing so had to cut down!

KNB: oh, u found out about my past!

QV: STP as frankenstein's monster & someone shorter as igor maybe ur best friend?

Wuching said...

yvy: aiya..so the story goes u die but then dunno lah! got room for sequel when u make a comeback mah!

quavadis said...

Wuch!! hahahaha...hmmm..which best friend..i have so many... hahahahahahahhaha

Neo said...

Haha, now i know you are a Count from Sungai Merah :) Once upon a time, from Tiong Hin kah :)

King's wife said...

Why everytime also got 3 girls one ah? :P

Wuching said...

QV: indeed u do have lots of best friends!

neo: nolah! not from tiong hin wan lah!

king's wife: starring the 3 lovely girls mah; weila & amelia r both readers & che-cheh's another blogger! u wanna be in it too?

Helen said...

I gotta say, Jack Hughes aka Van Helsing can drive his big 'weapon' into me anytime!! :-P

Simple American said...

Kings wife. Three woman suck better than one. *whacks self* Sorry.

Poor Dracuching. The ending really bites.

Wuching said...

helen: welcome back! i've missed u! now i'll cast u in my future blockbusters!

SA: oh well, such is life after dead!

FH2O said...

this is very impressive.
u shud be a movie director or producer!

yvy said...

helen's back!! YAY!!

*Oooo...got comeback wan izzit?* :D YAY!!

Wuching said...

fh2o: i need a financial backer, r u interested?

yvy: yes helen's back in the Return of the Silai!

& yes u oso get to comeback coz u got bitten by the vampire, remember?