The Sisterhood Of The Bloodsucking Fangs

Once upon a time in the land of Transmalaysia there were 3 sisters who were also bomoh or witches. But they were white witches and they helped people. The people of Transmalaysia lived happily from any evil demons and vampires for the 3 witches were powerful enough to repel any evils that may fall on the land.

The eldest sister was Pru Amelia followed by Piper Weila and Phoebe Che-cheh. They were called the Charmed Ones but little did they knew that this would also bring about their downfall for the word 'charm' in chinese also has a bad omen...

Their nemesis came in the form of Count Dracuching who was a powerful vampire who also liked to count. He was able to seduce and turned the 3 sisters into vampires and subsequently his brides too! Pru became Aleera Amelia, Piper became Marishka Weila and Phoebe became Verona Che-cheh.

And from then on evil has fallen on the land of Transmalaysia and people started dying everyday as the 3 vampire sisters terrorised the people and fed on their blood as they slept at nights!

But luckily for the people of Transmalaysia help was on the way! KampungNangkaBoy Van Helsing and the beautiful Yvy Anna Valerious had come to save the day! They had come to destroy Count Dracuching and his brides!

But it was not easy for they were cunning, bloodthirsty and hard to kill for they were already dead! How can you kill something that is already dead? And in the process of hunting down the vampires, Van Helsing lost Yvy Anna to the blood suckers...

KNB Van Helsing realised that he had to come up with a better solution since he's fighting a losing battle here. And he did! He managed to convince to 3 vampire sisters to put to better use their good looks and talents and leave the Count and go into...

...Show Business! They were very popular and shot to fame overnight! Wealth and fame follow them wherever they go. Thus KNB Van Helsing became their manager and gave up vampire hunting to start pimping the 3 sisters!


Meanwhile with his brides gone, Count Dracuching soon lost popularity and nobody was interested in some sucker counting numbers. The last we heard of him was he went to some kiasuland and worked as a tally counting cars by the road side for JKR...

The End.