Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Wuching!

Monkeys see, monkeys do so here goes...

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Wuching!

  1. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by wuching as he rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
  2. Over half of Americans are officially wuching.
  3. Red wuching at night, shepherd's delight. Red wuching at morning, shepherd's warning.
  4. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have wuching for the rest of the day.
  5. You share your birthday with wuching.
  6. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using wuching.
  7. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than wuching.
  8. The colour of wuching is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is.
  9. Wuching will often glow under UV light.
  10. If you toss wuching 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!
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Simple American said...

Yes it is true. I am wuching.

me said...

got me confused for a little while. tried it. the answers had me rolling on the floor....

1. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at lenglui.(so smile at me!)

2. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are lenglui! (har? i got so desperate meh?)

3. If you cut lenglui in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have. (god forbid!!!!)

4. Astronauts get taller when they are in lenglui! (that's the one that had me rolling on the floor...in lenglui!!! taller where???)

5. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by lenglui! (hahaha. too toxic ah?)

6. Lenglui can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long! (what am i? cheong sit fu?)

7. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal lenglui.(yehhhhhh! don't know what exactly it means but sounds so exotic and secretive)

8. Only one person in two billion will live to be lenglui! (but of course lah, you think everybody so leng like me meh? hahahaha)

9. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating lenglui at least three times a week. (choi!)

10. Lenglui is the last letter of the Greek alphabet. (huh? now i'm part of the alphabet?!)

suituapui said...

What? 55% of men use Wuching?? U mean use and abuse? U sleep 20 hours a day...up for 4 hours...and need to rest 20 hours. Wah! So chiak lat!

Che-Cheh said...

FUNNY! I'll try it and post it up tomorrow. :P

Alex Allied said...

wui wuching, see you in melbourne. I'll arrive tonight. gimme ur contact number.

Wuching said...

SA: ur my twin brother!

me: i like this 1 best; 9. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating lenglui at least three times a week.

STP: ur 1 of the 55%!

che-cheh: i can't wait!

alex allied: i'll sms u..hope ur still have ur old number..

FH2O said...

This only serves to confirm my worst fears about wuching ... *sigh* ;)

QuaVadis said...

Tsk Tsk Tsk..someone has an ego problem today... :P

Alex Allied said...

wuching: No, I don't have my old number. go to my contact page, sms my Malaysian one.

Wuching said...

fh2o: do not fear me, i'm not that bad lah!

QV: nolah, where got? play play wan mah!

alex allied: i'll go find it

Wuching said...

alex allied: i couldn't sms u so i've sent u my number at ur gmail!

kenJJ said...

Yup, monkeys do see monkeys :D

Jen said...

#6 lmao. Poor, poor wuching.

Cocka Doodle said...

For God so loved the world that he gave his begotten Wuching, so whosoever believe in Wuching shall not perish but have eternal life.

Wuching 3:16

Wuching said...

kenjj: woot woot *scratch back & pick lice

jen: tell me about it!

cocka: i'm the son of god?