Wuching's Angels

The most anticipated remake of the 70's baddest and hottest private investigators is finally here! Ladies and gentlemen, especially you gentlemen out there...I present to you Wuching's Angels!

Once upon a time there were 3 very different little girls...who grew up to be 3 very different women...but they have 3 things in common...they're bright...they're beautiful....and they work for me...my name is Wuching.

First up we have Jill Weila Munroe who is a drop dead gorgeous blonde who's in every man's fantasy and dream and she's knows it and flaunting it!

Jill: "I'm just too sexy and beautiful, I was married to Lee Major once but I had to dump him coz why should I limit myself to 1 man only with a body like this!"

Next we have Kelly Amelia Garrett who's street wise as well as intelligent. Oh did I mention pretty as well but Jill said too bad she's a brunette!

Kelly: "That Jill is such a slut! Everyone knows I'm prettier than her and I suspect that's not even her natural colour!"

And last but not least is Sabrina Che-cheh Duncan who seems to be the leader of the pack because of her leadership and 'take charge' attitude.

Sabrina: "God! I wish those 2 bimbos would shut up already! How did they even get this job I wonder? Can't be their skills and talents I'm sure of it coz everyone knows I'm the clever one but no one seems to want me as their centerfolds.."

For the rest of the story you will watch them in black & white for nostalgic reason when RTM used to broadcast the 70's version because colour televison was a few more years to go!


And looking after these girls is my trusted assistant Boseley Suituapui who was willing to do this job for free! Ahh...such loyalty from my employee.

Wuching: "Good morning Angels!"
Angels: "Good morning Wuching!" (giggle giggle..)
Wuching: "Today I have your first assignment but you need to go undercover in the women's prison to gather information to the whereabout of the notorious villain QuaVadis."

So the girls had to fake a traffic offence just so the cop would arrest them and put them in the women's prison.

Cop: "You're all under arrest ladies..ooh, chicky babes!"
Angels: "Oh dear officer, we'll be good and come along with you.."

Inside the women's prison the angels were briefed by the lesbian warden about their days in prison and to behave and do exactly what she tells them to do. Exactly! "Muahahahaha.." laughs the warden.

So the girls had to succumb to prison lifes and prison sex for 3 weeks before they finally got their information to QuaVadis' whereabout! Now they have to figure out a way to get out and find QuaVadis! They decided to breakout and it was a breeze coz it was a minimum security prison and they've made very very good friends with the warden!

Once they were free they contacted Boseley Suituapui and together they hunt down QuaVadis to his yacht in the Sarawak river. He was sleeping on deck when they finally got him cornered, not even needing to fire a single shot...well, maybe QuaVadis shot once in his pant when he saw the angels!

Job well done Angels! If only you girls would catfight each other less then I'm sure I will have more assignments for you in the near future but for now lets have one last camwhore for all the men to oggle, fantasize and be alone for a minute or two in the toilets...