Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Wuching's Angels

The most anticipated remake of the 70's baddest and hottest private investigators is finally here! Ladies and gentlemen, especially you gentlemen out there...I present to you Wuching's Angels!

Once upon a time there were 3 very different little girls...who grew up to be 3 very different women...but they have 3 things in common...they're bright...they're beautiful....and they work for me...my name is Wuching.

First up we have Jill Weila Munroe who is a drop dead gorgeous blonde who's in every man's fantasy and dream and she's knows it and flaunting it!

Jill: "I'm just too sexy and beautiful, I was married to Lee Major once but I had to dump him coz why should I limit myself to 1 man only with a body like this!"

Next we have Kelly Amelia Garrett who's street wise as well as intelligent. Oh did I mention pretty as well but Jill said too bad she's a brunette!

Kelly: "That Jill is such a slut! Everyone knows I'm prettier than her and I suspect that's not even her natural colour!"

And last but not least is Sabrina Che-cheh Duncan who seems to be the leader of the pack because of her leadership and 'take charge' attitude.

Sabrina: "God! I wish those 2 bimbos would shut up already! How did they even get this job I wonder? Can't be their skills and talents I'm sure of it coz everyone knows I'm the clever one but no one seems to want me as their centerfolds.."

For the rest of the story you will watch them in black & white for nostalgic reason when RTM used to broadcast the 70's version because colour televison was a few more years to go!


And looking after these girls is my trusted assistant Boseley Suituapui who was willing to do this job for free! Ahh...such loyalty from my employee.

Wuching: "Good morning Angels!"
Angels: "Good morning Wuching!" (giggle giggle..)
Wuching: "Today I have your first assignment but you need to go undercover in the women's prison to gather information to the whereabout of the notorious villain QuaVadis."

So the girls had to fake a traffic offence just so the cop would arrest them and put them in the women's prison.

Cop: "You're all under arrest ladies..ooh, chicky babes!"
Angels: "Oh dear officer, we'll be good and come along with you.."

Inside the women's prison the angels were briefed by the lesbian warden about their days in prison and to behave and do exactly what she tells them to do. Exactly! "Muahahahaha.." laughs the warden.

So the girls had to succumb to prison lifes and prison sex for 3 weeks before they finally got their information to QuaVadis' whereabout! Now they have to figure out a way to get out and find QuaVadis! They decided to breakout and it was a breeze coz it was a minimum security prison and they've made very very good friends with the warden!

Once they were free they contacted Boseley Suituapui and together they hunt down QuaVadis to his yacht in the Sarawak river. He was sleeping on deck when they finally got him cornered, not even needing to fire a single shot...well, maybe QuaVadis shot once in his pant when he saw the angels!

Job well done Angels! If only you girls would catfight each other less then I'm sure I will have more assignments for you in the near future but for now lets have one last camwhore for all the men to oggle, fantasize and be alone for a minute or two in the toilets...

43 comments:

Kelly Amelia Garrett said...

I'm the beautiful angel with brains. :)

To all the men who thinks I'm gorgeous, KISS ME... LOL

Loong said...

What? Jill did not want to go out with the "6 Million Dollar Man"? He is not only bionic in his arm you know ...

5xmom ~chanlilian.net~ said...

You have waaaaay too much time, you know that?

King's wife said...

Haha, I think the eat-full-nothing-to-do bug is spreading.
The original angels, huh? Bad hair and clothes. But then again, that was a long time ago.

Simple American said...

Damn. I don't even make it to the toilet.

Since nobody else wanna wanna Sabrina, just pass her over to me.

Waitaminute. Sabrina later became Mrs. King. Looks at hair of Sabrina. Look's at king's wife icon. 2+2=sing's wife is Sabrina.

Wow! So lucky. Now I can tell all my friends I blog with a Wuching's Angel.

M said...

Kelly Amelia Garrett, Let me be the first to kiss you. MUAH!

tj said...

hey wuching, Sabrina in the fourth pic looks really creepy ler...the smile and those eyes...yikes!

Having yr assistant meet them face 2 face saves you from running into that creepy look first hand. That the idea? ;)

robin said...

hey wuching...
can share one of ur angels with me o not?? ahhahaha borrow for few days ya??

yothemans said...

3 pussies and 1 hotdog.
:) sounds good yea

suituapui bosley said...

Of course lah! I have to work for FREE! What to expect when you work for a Foochow boss!!! At least, I can enjoy the fringe benefits...;can get to "hiau" with three sexy babes...!!!

suituapui said...

Hey, u didn't get any1 to play the lesbian warden leh! I know a hideous character that fits the part perfectly!!!

Wuching said...

kelly amelia garrett: go easy wif the all u can eat men!

loong: yes but he's just 1 man, jill needs more!

5xmom: but every blogger has is time!

king's wife: c'mon..didn't u used to watch it religiously every week?

SA: u can have all 3 of them!

m: obviously ur kelly's biggest fan!

tj: nolah..i can't b seen coz that makes me more mysterious mah!

robin: u can have them anytime u like!

yothemans: u wanna b the hotdog yah?

STP: who? who u got in mind to play the lesbian warden? quick quick tell!

Sexy & beautiful Jill Weila Munroe said...

I sold Lee's BIONIC parts & with $6 MILLION in my pocket, I am ENJOYING life with any MEN I want.LOL

Ah Pek said...

i am the fourth mysteriuos angel!

suituapui said...

Cant mention names kah! If u scrutinise (I said scrutinise, not screw!) the comment carefully, u may get it! There's a hidden clue!

Wuching said...

jill weila munroe: u maneater u!

ah pek: u wanna be pondan angel kah?!

STP: can't get it lah! just tell lah..why u sked?

suituapui said...

Afterwards get bombarded with all kinds of "chow uwa", don wan lah! I so nice, don't like quarrel with people one!

Wuching said...

STP: u nice?! *blek..* so sarcastic..making kids cry oso nice hor!

Daniel said...

Kelly Amelia Garrett, you're gorgeous. Muaks!

suituapui said...

Ha ha ha! Now u want to quarrel with me...and I just laugh! See! I'm so nice!

Wuching said...

daniel: please take a number & wait in that long queue over there..

STP: i don't wanna quarrel wif u! u CBC kah?

Dabido said...

I wait for Wuching Angels - Full Throttle or whatever it was called! :-)

She left the Bionic man to run off with Ryan O'Neill. Not sure if they ever remained together or if she ran off with another man ... she runs a lot I guess!

Neo said...

I need to go to the toilet too.

QuaVadis said...

Hello Wuching,

Greetings from the Notorius Villian. Regret to inform you that Bosley has been bribed and he will be treating me and KNB who is my special agent for dinner tonight along with the Most Handsomest Man in Sibu.

Yes, I am now in your hometown to dig for more dirty information on you so that I can finally destroy you and your Angels :P

Anyway, I think I would like to pass on this set of Angels, they are far to old for my taste :P Am more used to the latest set.

For your info, that was not me you caught in my yacth on the Sarawak River, it was actually one of my prisoner that I drugged and that was why your "old" angel could actually catch him. That guy is actually one of your good guys, he is actually Laksa in disguise.

Sorry to disappoint you on this.

Anyway, have a nice day old friend and hope we meet again.

QV signing out from Sibu

Pandabonium said...

Can we all say "anorexia" boys and girls?

cooking4STP said...

aiseh....even while on holiday, QV's comments still managed to be panjang lebar. *tsk, tsk*

Wuching said...

dabido: till i call on the angels again next time..

neo: make sure u wash ur hands!

QV: WTF! so my airhead angels caught the wrong guy! ohh..damn u QV! i will find u..in the sequel!

pandabonium: r u sure? they don't look anorexic to me..

Wuching said...

C4STP: hahaha...so true! what? QV on holiday? in sibu? spongeing off STP in sibu!

bosley suituapui said...

Ha ha ha! That was a good one, QV!No need to bribe lah! My stingy Foochow boss doesn't pay me a cent! I'll join u anytime. P.S.: Wuching, last nite for dinner, we had King Prawns in butter scotch sauce, honey pork ribs, homemade tofu-fish fillet salad, sea cucumber soup, asparagus fried with beef, Foochow style fried noodles...and the latest attraction - fried "mee sua"! Yum yum! All for less than AUS$30 (5 persons). Gee! It's SO cheap in Sibu! Ha ha ha ha!

Wuching said...

STP: i'm pretending not to hear u...da dee da dum..

yvy said...

sequel! sequel! sequel!

wuching's angels : full thrust

Wuching said...

yvy: coming soon to a blog near you!

See Fei said...

i like blog when time is not a resource and this is one of them. wuching good work.

this entry bring back a lot of good memories. hope you will do a mission impossible and expose that shameless tom yam cruise how he exploited the franchise.

yvy said...

see fei : Good idea!!

wuching : u got 2 projects back to back! lets see how to handle time management n meeting datelines! ;P lol

yvy said...

ps. you planing to do see-saw n seven up n red dlagon ar not??

Wuching said...

see fei: tom yam suise & missionary in position sounds promising! thankz for the tip!

yvy: wuah! so many contracts coming my way..not even peter jackson is that busy! i shall review terms of contracts first b4 signing up the blockbusters!

wong said...

Sure you can catch up the angels at that timing... LOL~! Don't keep telling people you're old la... Chew~~

Wuching said...

wong: i'm not telling ppl i'm old! don't worry!

Pandabonium said...

Oh, yes. I'm sure. Jaclyn Smith even hosted a film about eating disorders.

For an interesting article on how society got to this Click Here

Fawcett also had drug problems stemming from weight loss drugs. She had plastic surgery too. Her face now days looks like she's had too much a la Michael Jackson.

Sad.

Che-Cheh said...

Good Night, Wuchingggggg!

Wuching said...

pandabonium: u should do a post on "where r they now?"

che-cheh: nighty-night!

SooHK said...

Angels time translate to braless time..the "x" tv series...fill with "antenna"...

Wuching said...

soohk: oo..braless women..