Wednesday, January 25, 2006

I'm A Porn Star!

Thanks to Che-Cheh (who has connections in the industries, not!) I get to be a porn star!

Your Porn Star Name Is...

Dick Cocks


Now that I'm a superstar, I get to be rich and famous, get to blow my loads for free everyday with lots and lots of women and get paid for it! My name will be on lots of porn dvd all over the free world and all the uncle ho of the world will be selling them for RM5. (US$39.95 via the internet or for free through Limewire!)

I'm too sexy for my clothes, too sexy for my body, too sexy...



17 comments:

Jeremy C said...

OMG!!

Wuching said...

thankz jeremy, i've found my calling!

5xmom.com said...

Hi Mr Cocks!

Wuching said...

oh hi 5xmom, r u a fan?

Anonymous said...

weii.. going to report to your wife. Hah!

Wuching said...

ylang: shhh...

Anonymous said...

In Malay, you are Batang Ayam Jantan :)

Wuching said...

amelia: don't know that one.

Anonymous said...

Batang is Dick
Ayam Jantan is Cocks

Robin Wong said...

Hmm..
weird name.. isnt dick = cock? why would the name repeat itself?

hahahaa.. cute though

Anonymous said...

Robin: Maybe Wuching is trying to tell us he got more than one heehee

narrowband said...

Redundant-sounding porno-name you've been given!!

Wuching said...

amelia: thanks for the explanation

robin: it means i'm the dick of all cocks or cock of cocks or king of cocks! hahaha! LOL!

narrowband: not so redundant mah..i like it!

Anonymous said...

Hello Mr Dick Cocks! wuakakkakakakaka
you even dared to post it up. I thought you said your blog is 18sx. Tipulah

Anonymous said...

*rams everyone out of the way to stand right in front - wan an autograph ma....*

well, cocks....meet rimmer, rhonda rimmer. ;)

ppsstt....i THOUGHT this blog restricted wan - got CHEWDREN reading wor..then put this porn thing up pulak!! apalar....

Anonymous said...

I want to get to blow my loads for free everyday with lots and lots of women and get paid for it too!!! :D

Wuching said...

che-cheh: this is quite tame wor! no show explicit materials leh!

yvy: how u doing, rhonda rimmer! maybe we should do a movie together! psst! this blog is alright lah, good clean fun, nothing dirty leh!

jacky: u can be like me too, just follow the link to get ur name first!