Sunday, January 15, 2006

Memoirs Of A Blonde

This post is meant as a joke so if you are easily offended by blonde jokes, you may wanna skip it but if you have a healthy sense of humour, I hope you like it. If you are the person in the picture, treat this as a worship site!

I am not the original writer but I really like these jokes so I'd like to share them with all of you. Presenting Memoirs of a Blonde;


January: Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February: Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...Helllooo, bottles won't fit in typewriter!

March: Got really excited. Finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months. Box said "2-4 years".

April: Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out!

May: Tried to make jelly. Wrong instructions...a litre of hot water won't fit into those little packets!

June: Tried to go water skiing but couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July: Lost breaststroke swimming competition. Learned later, the other swimmers cheated. They used their arms!

August: Got locked out of my car in rainstorm...car swamped because soft-top was open.

September: The capital of California is "C", isn't it?

October: Hate M&Ms. They are so hard to peel.

November: Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per 450g and I weigh 49kg.

December: Couldn't call 911...duh...there's no "11" button on the stupid phone!

What a year!

20 comments:

Mayflower said...

That was really good!

Especially the Dacember one!Thank you for posting it!:-)

Wuching said...

mayflower: thank u! :)

Alex Allied said...

muahaha...dumbfcuk-ed funny!!! =.=""""

Wuching said...

alex allied: glad u like it too!

anjali* said...

Haa. This quite funny. Good one, Wuching :)

Wuching said...

anjali*: the credits go to the unknown original writer...i just modified it a bit. ;)

yvy said...

"July: Lost breaststroke swimming competition. Learned later, the other swimmers cheated. They used their arms!" - holy mackerel!! takut orrr.......ROTFLOL!!!! ;) nice nice...

IZ Reloaded said...

From :http://izreloaded.blogspot.com/2006/01/nasty-blonde-jokes.html

How about some blonde jokes for today? Presenting Memoirs of a Blonde. From Journal Of The Whills....

JK said...

LOL!!!!!!

Wuching said...

yvy: i like that one too..classic!

iz reloaded: thankz for the pimping!

jk: ROTFLOL!!!!!

avila said...

hello. i founf my way here through asian blog critic. memoirs of a blond, funny.

and i was reading your post dated on January 12th...yeah! i get annoyed when people actually thought that Sabah people lives in trees...i mean are they being uncivilised???gosh!

Wuching said...

avila: yeah! we east malaysians will show them! hehehe!

5xmom ~chanlilian.net~ said...

LOL at July

Wuching said...

5xmom: can use breasts to swim wan, very li hai or! LOL! :P

Che-Cheh said...

I like the July one too. Kekekeke

Wuching said...

che-cheh: everybody likes the july one! :P

Jeremy C said...

my fav - July!!

LOL

Wuching said...

jeremy: what is te bout july that everybody likes so much?!

narrowband said...

ROTFL! This one GOOD!!!

Wuching said...

narrowband: better than memoirs of a geisha! LOL!