My dearest wife Terese was knitting all day yesterday making a scarf for me! She enjoys doing stuff like that and through trial and error she worked out the design of the scarf. Its her first attempt. You need to be very patient doing this, something I don't have.
Oh and I also changed the water in the fish tank. Plus, I bought some ornaments to go in the boring fish tank; some chinese buildings like pagodas and pergolas. Now I have an underwater chinese village!
Here they are, all that hard work once a week just to keep them happy! Bloody fish, don't know how good they have it in life. Everyday just eat and sleep and shit! And I have to feed and clean after them. Boh liao!
So here they are buddy! And to authenticate that I actually took these pictures yesterday I took them with the date stamped on them. It was around 12.30 pm when I went out for lunch.
Just look at what you are missing, beautiful blue sky, sunny but cool day. Forecast for the day was 22 degrees celsius but I think it was around 18 when I was there. Cool crisp sea breeze blowing in from the bay, nice! Just heavenly! Are you hot and humid where you are now?
I can't speak for all men but if I was to go and buy myself a pair of jean I would just have a quick try on, happy? Good, take it. But yesterday I had Terese with me and it wasn't that simple. She was very meticulous in choosing the right ones with the right back pocket position so that it would look just right when I wear it. She picked out 2 pairs for me and sent me into the fitting room but I had to come out to parade for her to show her how the jeans fit on me everytime I try one on! I think she likes taking me out shopping for me coz she gets to dress me up like a life-size doll! Just out curiousity, do all you silais out there like shopping for your man and taking them along for fitting?
Hmm...looks like a good place for lunch, they sell chickens grilled with charcoal the old fashion way. I might give it a try.
Oops, I think they may have overdone it with the chickens!
So much so that some of my bulbous plants are starting to sprout like these Ornithogalum Arabicum or commonly known as Arab's Eye. Usually I'll plant these out in mid May but I don't think they'll be able to wait till then.
So what better way to spend my Sunday afternoon than to plant out these excellent spring flowering plants. Last year I did a post on planting petunia, today I'll show you how to plant flowering bulbs in containers. I used a plastic pot for this occasion and premium quality potting mix (always use premium quality mix if you want good quality results). I mixed in some fertiliser for bulbs which is high in potassium to encourage better flowers.
Place the bulbs on top of the mix leaving some spaces between them for growth. Some people might think this is too close but I've never had any problem and it will give a more compact display of the flowers later in Spring.
Simply back fill to cover the bulbs but not all the way to the rim of the pot so that when you water the pot it will create a reservoir of water, soaking the soil as the water drains away. Keep the pot in a sunny position to get some warmth during the winter months. Only water when the mix is looking rather dry. And that's it!
So Lin Peh has been busy recruiting henchmen & women to build up his empire for his evil plan when one day Ti Long aka Chu Liu Xiang came to apply for a job there (if you don't know who Ti Long is you are probably too young to read this post so go read Kenny Sia's blog). Lin Peh was very impressed with Ti Long because of his kungfu and also he's good in stealing things which Lin Peh thought is surely to come handy! Little did Lin Peh realised later on that Ti Long is also very hamsup one and he's always hitting on Helen! Summore things kept disappearing from his house eversince Ti Long came so he decided to fire him lah! But Ti Long wouldn't go quietly so Lin Peh had to find someone more powderful than Ti Long to kick him outta his house.
Luckily he found Wang Yu the one arm swordsman! Wang Yu is perfect for the job coz beside being good in sword fights he never smile wan, always serious liddat sked the shit outta hamsup Ti Long!
So Lin Peh agreed to what Wang Yu told him and he went to learn from the monks in Shaolin Temple for 3 years. At the end of 3 years he decided to take the trial of the 18 Bronzemen! This is indeed a difficult trial, not many people have survived the trial. There were 18 levels to go through and each level is filled with booby traps to stop you dead in your track literally.
But Lin Peh managed to pass most of the levels with flying colours. He had to battle the 18 Bronzemen who literally are covered in bronze or is it gold?
In the last few levels it was so difficult that he had trouble beating those Bronzemen who by now look like robots with armours! But luckily he remembered playing his Sony Playstation back home and realised this is just another game! So he googled for the cheats in the 18 Bronzemen Trial and sure enough found out how to win the game in no time!
In the female categories we have 5xmom as the winner follows closely by Yvy. Fire Angel and Suan are not far behind either. In the male categories I'll have to say I'm really surprised with the result! Kenny Sia in 2nd place after me? How could I possibly beat Kenny with his big coconuts? Its gotta be a mistake or maybe the kitten had a lot to do with it? Well, since most of you wanted the kitten to live then true to my words, I shall let the kitten live!
MUAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!
Eeeeeeeeeee.....
When I get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people die!
I've not only spared the live of the kitten I also got to raise it as my own but eventually it lost all its fur coz Suituapui shaved it (he hates cats). Now he's always on my lap and I call him Mr. Bigglesworth. Oh and he's just as evil too.
Ya Doktoire Ebile...
To aid me in my campaign of terror across the blogosphere, I enlisted the help of Suituapui the Fat Bastard who looks like Jay Leno, a fellow Sibu foochow and one who's always creating havocs in every blog he visited.
Oh behave! Hehehehe!
Wingz, start your imaginative juices flowing liao!
Ah Pek, have a drink..of beer not milk, OK?
Helen, this thong will look good on you not the oranges.
Laksa, this is a pen and not something else you are thinking.
Cocka Doodle, this is not a woman's cleavage but an open book.
Siao Cha Bor, don't get dirty thoughts now..its just the handbrake of a car.
Chin Kian, you should know this is just a hand on a mouse so don't lick it!
