A tour bus driver is taking a group of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offered him a handful of peanuts which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on the shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five times. When she was about to hand him another batch again, he asked the little old lady; "Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?"
"We can't chew them because we've got no teeth," she replied. The puzzled driver asked; "Why do you buy them then?" The old lady replied; "We just love the chocolate around them."
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Another joke for everyone:
A man, his wife and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.
While they were there the mother-in-law passed away.
The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why? Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150.00?"
The man said, "A man died here 2000 years ago, he was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead. I can't take that chance."
Happy Easter!
yucks! ptui!!
amelia: that's a good one, very appropriate for today!
ah pek: would u like some peanuts?
stargazers: have a great day at work!
Muahhhhhhhahaha
Good...bravo...Wuching and Amelia!
haha!! read this one before wuching....amelia, you so bad! but i like!! bbbwaahahaha...
hey wuching,
ahahhaaa... that sounds a bit disturbing. guess we will never know what the old folks can come up with eh?
che-cheh: thank you! :)
yvy: aiya, just pretend u've never read it b4! :(
robin: we'll all find out one day when we r old!
ROFLMAO...Wuching and Amelia! Great joke.
cocka: thankz man! if u have a joke share it with us too! :)
that plain gross..
Don't waste the food mah :)
Hahaha...
BTW, why we don't have holiday here??
ylang: u can say that again!
jacky: why don't u have a holiday on good friday? ask ur politicians..
LOL at both wuching and Amelia's joke. Especially Amelia 'cos just last nite, our priest showed us slides of his trip to the Holy Land (in Jerusalem).
Happy Easter and may you find the Light. Kehkehkeh!
Hey, wuching! Why I don't see you in that photograph in the bus leh? Ha ha ha!!! Man found drunk on Good Friday nite. Had too much red wine. Police asked him why he drank so much, said he went to church for the first time in many years...and the priest drank wine and said, "Do this in memory of me!"
Ouch! Got deleted again lah! Somebody had dumb pick-up line: Is that a mirror or do I see me in your pants? And I commented: "No, that isn't. You just saw something that looks exactly like you." Huh! He (and his cronies) can say all the SX-18 or SX-21 things he wants and when I comment, he deletes! I always do that...give shocking, witty (some say sarcastic) responses in class, when I give course to teachers or staff dinners. All for a good laugh and the fun of it! Gosh! So many people must HATE me then, if they're all like him!
5xmom: thank you lilian! may you & your family have a great easter!
STP: i'm not in that bus coz i still got most of my teeth! lol!
what's this u got deleted again?! ppl really don't like ur sense of humour hor! ok, u may leave ur comment here if u get deleted from the other blog, i've yet to delete anyone's comments! have a good easter!
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