I can't speak for all men but if I was to go and buy myself a pair of jean I would just have a quick try on, happy? Good, take it. But yesterday I had Terese with me and it wasn't that simple. She was very meticulous in choosing the right ones with the right back pocket position so that it would look just right when I wear it. She picked out 2 pairs for me and sent me into the fitting room but I had to come out to parade for her to show her how the jeans fit on me everytime I try one on! I think she likes taking me out shopping for me coz she gets to dress me up like a life-size doll! Just out curiousity, do all you silais out there like shopping for your man and taking them along for fitting?So we decided to get both pairs of jeans since I've only got 2 at home that fit. Luckily the jacket was easier to try on, just put it over what I was wearing and looked OK, yes we'll take that too.
These are el-cheapo clothings from Kmart. I don't shop for designer jeans that cost AUD100.00 AUD15.00 after 25% discount is what I pay for each pair of jean and the jacket cost me AUD30.00 after the discount. Jeans are from Bangladesh man! Not Paris or New York!
The last time I bought jeans I fit nicely in a size 82 but today I had to fit in a size 87! I'm growing big...around the waist only. Nevermind...be a while to go before I join the Suituapui, QuaVadis and Kpg Nangka Boy club!
62 comments:
Wei, why dun you shop at Land's End? Their overstock damn cheap ler..... their jeans for men cost only USD14 over, good quality and lots of sizes available!! I buy everythig online nowadays... I tell you, in Ipoh, the clothes are not cheap and the quality is lousy. I am always on a lookout for those online sales and yes, I buy for my man...
87? I'm only size 48! Haiya! Why u didn't take photos of u parading in the jeans!!! Wanna see nice or not lah!
My dad always shop alone save for a few times whereby my mom take charged. But he didn't came out to parade because my mom went inside the changing room with him. :p
Seriously, men's clothes r BORING.
helen: where's land's end? u mean online shop? no thanks, cannot try out & sked when goods come get dissapointed or not fit nicely, etc, etc..
STP: u know b4 i publish this post terese actually said see how many women ask u to parade in those clothes & u r the 1st!
hey wuching,
wow.. good that you shopped for some cloths... with female companion some more.. ahahhaa.
i so need to boy a few more warm clothings... its getting cold..
STP, i think that "87" is in cm la. U definitely won't be able to fit into a 48cm size pants.
Wuching, some more it wasn't a woman who asked for a parade!
STP!! APALAH NI!!! Hints to people that I'm a closet gay and here you are asking Wuching to post pics of him parading!!! whoo whoo...cousins!! we have a cousin in the closet here...get BBC to cover this!!
Cooking4STP..am Imagining STP squeezing himself into a size 48cm pants..either the pants explode or STP will be able to reach all those high notes of Toni Braxton Songs
Wuching..don't worry, we will gladly welcome you to the club..but by the current size of you..it will take a few months of major eating in order to get to our size..hahahahaha.
Me? No leh, my atm very damn fussy, he check every damn thing including the buttons, the thread count, the stitches....by then my face black already. I am the good just grab person. So, I never go shopping with him. So, are you going to parade for your blog readers? LOL!
when i was in OZ, my fav shop was Just Jeans - everything under one roof, with great bargains too ;)
che-cheh: of course men's clothes r boring lor, how can have both partners 'ai sui' wan! hehehe
robin: not just any female companion, this is my wife wor..u think i can buy anything without her stamp of approval kah?
C4STP: thank u, u've just clarified it for me to that STP who wants me to parade for him! sked liao...
QV: aiyah, i think as a cousin u should support STP if he wants to come out! hehehe as for ur club i don't think i'll ever meet the criteria for entry!
5xmom: aiyoh, why ur atm worse than u? maybe its because of his accountant's mind..must check everything b4 parting money liddat no?
laksa: i don't even go to just jean, not cheap lah!
Oh!! We definitely will support him....hahahaahahhaha....but that doesn't mean we wouldn't have a good laugh at first....hehehe
QV: oh u r cruel!
TQ, TQ, TQ, I know..I am evil...hehehehehehe
Haha, you are lucky she didn't go into the fitting room with you :)
From Bangladesh? Myself never saw any clothing from Bangladesh before.
QV: but ur supposed to be good & holy wan!
jacky: not allow 2 ppl in the fitting room lah, hanky panky! malaysia no need to import clothes from bangladesh, thailand cheap enuff!
HEHEHEHEHEHEHE well, I'm not a Saint nor am I perfect, am merely human, so have to be balanced..yin and yang mah..there's both good and evil in me...I mean, if you are human, you can never be perfect nor can you be good..you tend to be balanced..though some are more good and others more evil. :P hehehehehe
better to be fat than ugly right?
... and if u're ugly (or both fat n ugly), soli lah! accept my apologies n/or sympathies! no offence okie? heehee ;)
Haiya...what's this? "Attack STP Day" kah? I just thought u so vain type, post ur own pictures with macho, biceps-bulging, Rambo-type bodies...u might want to flaunt it lah! Then ur lady fans will either go weak in the knees...or make a run for it! And C4STP...yunno, I old lah...our time where got metric system! We still measure in inches lah! 8 inches...12 inches!!! Where got measure in cm??? Those people inferior complex, measure in cm...and think bigger number means longer!!!
Heear! Hear! The 1st sensible thing I've read all day! I couldn't agree more with fh2o! Tuapui...never mind, as long as u are sui!!! He he he he he! And QV seems like very confused...yin and yang!! U go on hiding in ur closet lah! We not interested...;just don't come out & pretend u want it both ways!!!
QV: ying & yang? oh so like it both ways?
fh2o: nothing wrong with being fat nor ugly, we r what we r, can't do much about it..no?
STP: aiyo did we touch a nerve liao? mai siu kee nanti beh sui liao! just joking only! chia lu kampua ay sai boh?
Hahahaha!! That's how we girls usually shop, it muz be purrfect then buy. and i think it's cute that your girl dress you up like a life-size doll.
:)
Ha ha ha ha ha!!! Me never angry one!!! Just "tau-nyai"! (Now, QV, u can tell wuching the meaning of that!)Just want to poke at QV!! Sometimes can get real hysterical!!!
Made in Bangladesh?!? O_o
I've never seen it before!!!
whooppss...i did the same to ted too! lol... this happened when i wanted to buy him a shirt at KLCC. i wanted to see if it looked good on him. ok what, right? why simply2 buy then dun look good, wasted right? and like u, i dont splurge on clothes either. rather save the money n get a good tattoo. lol :D
yummlicious: u girls & ur retail therapies!
STP: "tau-nyai"? alright, QV what's he on about now?
mei: of course u've never seen it coz u shop in designer shops!
yvy: poor ted, i understand his situation!
stargazer: nolah, so embarrassing!
wah designer jeans in aus cost so much? levis jeans cost only $20 here. but of coz not as nice as abercrombie one which cost 70-120 each....
QV a holy man? kahakhak....people who can quote from bibles not necessarily holy lar hor. I'm sure even Lucifer knows the bible well. Ying Yang Man maybe lar...
STP - QV got bird flu lar. So give him a break....he is leaking everywhere. hahaha
chin kian: abercombie? what's that?
KNB: maybe QV's turning into a christian cult leader!
KNB... thank you for telling everyone that I'm sick...KNN you indeed...
Wuching: Tau nyai errr...something akin to CBC but not that extreme, pissed off, sulking...angry and silent I guess is the terminolgy for that. Anyone else wants to elaborate further on that? KNB? Cooking4STP?
Wuching: Both ways ah....hmm..maybe....hahahaha
Wuching: Christian Cult Leader... u didn't know I control the Vatican ah? hehehehe
STP: aren't you supposed to be in KK? So..go..shoo and send my regards to our cousin up there if u c him
QV: nice cousin that KNB u have!
i still don't quite understand what tau nyai is
u control the vatican? u r a cult leader!
u have another cousin in kk? is he same size as stp, knb & u? can start a sumo team now!
Leaking QV, never heard of "tau nyai" until this blog leh, so can't help you with the explaination. Must be some foochow word or slang word used in Sibu only.
Wuching..yes..nice cousins indeed....
tau nyai....seketap..err..tat's even worse...its like..sulking lah..sulking with an angry face...
yes I am a cult leader..didn't u know that..what do u think my blog is for? Its for my disciples mah..hahahahaha
Our cousin in KK..hmm..the last time I saw him..he hasn't reached our size yet..so..no..not yet..can't start a sumo team yet..hahahahahahaha...have to ask STP and see if he has reached the required size yet..hahahaha
Tau nyai!!! YESS!!! now I recalled where I heard and used it before..and nope all earlier explanations were wrong... Tau Nyai..which is melanau for being a trouble maker...batu api...agent provocateur.. a term we used to describe our nephew or nieces who tend to disturb their younger siblings until the younger siblings cry..
Kahahkkh...yes. Tau Nyai nephews. QV was choking one of them about 15 years back... I really thought he was going to kill that kid. Luckily managed to cool him down...otherwise he'll probably be blogging from his cell as Prisoner 00069!
Cult leader indeed....any of u watched The National Geographic lately? There's a documentary on The Gospel of Judas...I think QV is leading that cult.
KNB..hahaha..I wrote against the Gospel of Judas already in my blog....too late in saying I'm a gnostic....wrote 3 articles against the Gospel of Judas and Gnosticism...
Prisoner 00069 indeed....remind me to make a phone call to my friends in Thailand....hmm...a few months in Thai prison should be fun for u hahahahahha..ala Bridget Jones Diary....so..gonna teach the inmates how to sing Ronan Keating Songs eh....hahahahahaha
Errr..you didn't cool me down. It was the pain in my ankle that stopped me from continuing on chocking him...you just stood there and watched and end up laughing....apa lah u...say u managed to cool me down...hahahahaha trying to be hero is it..hahahahahaha
I remembered telling you "enough enough...he's gonna die" The laughing was supposed to cool u off bah....don't want to witness my cousin killing my nephew in my house!
So to all of u out there....don't piss off QV. He is a potential life taker! No joke...it was like he was possessed ala Exorcist!!! Luckily he didnt turn green and do funny things with the crucifix!...oh gross...
HAHAHA..now you know ah...hahahaha..never drive my temper to its point of explossion or else you all will suffer. Like God, I may be full of compassion, but once you have crossed my wrath....like God also..I shall descend my full wrath on you till you have no choice but to beg for mercy..or ask St.KNB the Great of Kuching to intercede on your behalf so as I may not kill you..... :P
C4STP: ur not foochow? what dialect or language do u speak?
QV: i know not to upset u now!
KNB: do spill the dirts on QV!
Wuching...Cooking4STP is mix breed like the rest of us cousins...
So..instead of asking ST.KNB the Great of Kuching to spill the beans on me, just ask me yourself lah....but like God..sometimes I dnt answer..very busy mah..lots of people asking me questions and intercession...I just got one just now, that ask me to let them win 4D..how like that..I got so many others also asking the same thing..thau thia lah being God..so many people asking for the same thing..how to give..so..just go to sleep lah....and pretend I didn't hear your question :P
QV: for a busy god, u sure have time to tell me that ur not going to tell me more!
aiyoo..but i'm not THAT bad lar. lol just 2 shirts only mah, then his bin orh orh edi.
talk about spilling the beans on other people, why'd you answer the question directed at me leh, QV? Cis!
scary how QV is starting to compare himself to God....
Omigawd! QV is playing God! Bruce...I mean QV Almighty kah? "tau nyai" is someone who likes to tease people esp. kids...till they're ready angry and start to cry!!! That's what everyone's doing to QV rite now...till he hysterically thinks he's God! Ooi! QV...if u God, C4STP must be the Virgin Mary and KNB is Lazarus (finally rose from the dead!)
yvy: his bin orh orh kah? aiyo..even i dare not bin orh orh or i cop an ear full! lol!
C4STP: don't angry lah, u know qv liddat sometimes..he didn't mean any harm leh & on him comparing to god, i agree with u!
STP: if qv is god, c4stp is virgin mary, knb is lazarus then u must be judas! hmm...i can do a post of blockbuster on that! call it the passion of stp! yes/no?
Ha ha ha! Why u always so unkind to me? Always give me the lousy parts? At least lah...give me Mary Magdalene!! Ha ha ha! Now...are u scared???
STP: i not sked of u being mary magdelene lah, cis! but maybe ur better suited for a 'kelefeh' as a roman guard standing quietly somewhere no?
Since we are at this topic....i did once consider proposing u to write up "The Resurrection of JC" for ur Easter Blog Special. U can do a photoshop of JC and his apostles. No surprises who JC is...JC himself lar. I'll be his best friend St Peter and of course QV is the one and only Judas. U can fill in the rest urself...keke.
Now it's getting worse! Now I'm just a roman guard!! Well, at least I get to wear a skirt!!! Ha ha ha!!!
KNB: i don't think JC would've like that very much, nor find it funny..beside some fanatic christians might even find it offensive! i don't want to be crucified by christ!
STP: ur so sui doesn't matter what u play or dress as!
yup....very true. That's why i didnt propose it to u. QV would have loved to do it but he donno photoshop...kahahk.
KNB: as if i'm good in photoshop! half bucket water one nia! hehe
no ler, those $100 or $200 jeans come from China. :D
alex: nowadays everything comes from china but they'll still cost $100-$200!
cooking4stp...i tot you wouldn't reply, considering you comes in once in a blue moon only..
Playing God..hahaha..dnt we all wish we can be God? Seriously...deep down inside....
STP as Mary Magdalene? I have someone else in mind for that part..hahahaha...as a Roman Centurion? I think STP is better suited as Pontius Pilate lah...Centurion not that pui!!
KNB..yeah..was tempted to do it..but then I didn't find the thought of being blasted out of the blog like some people that tempting an idea..hehehe
QV, ur friend's going to phuket soon, r u going to miss him?
Which friend? KNB? Nolah, he's only gone for a while and anyway...when he gets back can have lots of stories to listen from him hahahahahahahahaha
If you mean the blogger formerly known as Jeremy C...errr...no..why should I miss him? (U've heard of the statement of the cat's gone mouse will play right)anyway, what for miss him? Not that he's dead? hehehe... hahahahahahahaha
QV: oh c'mon! he is after all a friend! miss him lah! hehe
Maybe when the Requiem is intoned..I might miss dissing him hahaha..like STP....been banned and deleted too many times that I no longer have any compassion..I will say what I have to say...and that is..I tolerate him as a friend, but to miss him? Nah..nope..nyet..hahahaha..
QV: i don't expect that from a holy man like u leh...
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