Top 10 Bloggers Results

Well the time has finally comes. The polls are closed and we have the results for the Top 10 Bloggers. I would like to thank Laksa for the poll and all the bloggers for being such good sports and especially the readers who voted in the elections. Everyone's a winner as far as I'm concerned. Its all good fun and game so let's see who's on top.

In the female categories we have 5xmom as the winner follows closely by Yvy. Fire Angel and Suan are not far behind either. In the male categories I'll have to say I'm really surprised with the result! Kenny Sia in 2nd place after me? How could I possibly beat Kenny with his big coconuts? Its gotta be a mistake or maybe the kitten had a lot to do with it? Well, since most of you wanted the kitten to live then true to my words, I shall let the kitten live!

So now that I've won the election what's next? Well I think its time I let everyone know about my plan to take over the blogospheres and eventually the world! The election and the kitten were just part of the greater evil schemes of mine to take over the world with the help of a few Sibu Foochow people who's been working for me eversince from the start! It is time to reveal ourselves...

MUAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!

I am none other than Dr. Evil Wuching! *Jeng Jeng Jeng*(shock & awe music playing). You have all been duped by my evil scheme and now I am your new master! Muahahahahahahaha!

Eeeeeeeeeee.....

And this is Miniwongpkme! A smaller version of me but just as evil. An extension of my evil mind and a loyal friend. Minime, you complete me!

When I get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people die!

I've not only spared the live of the kitten I also got to raise it as my own but eventually it lost all its fur coz Suituapui shaved it (he hates cats). Now he's always on my lap and I call him Mr. Bigglesworth. Oh and he's just as evil too.

Ya Doktoire Ebile...

I would never have won the election if it wasn't for the help of Amelia my campaign manager now revealed to you as my henchwoman Ms. Frau Amelia Farbissina. She's a bit camera shy so can't show you her face yet.

To aid me in my campaign of terror across the blogosphere, I enlisted the help of Suituapui the Fat Bastard who looks like Jay Leno, a fellow Sibu foochow and one who's always creating havocs in every blog he visited.

But my campaign is not over yet for there is one who can spoil my plans, one who's going to bring my grand scheme down and he's none other than...

Oh behave! Hehehehe!

...Austin Wingz Powers! Patt Leong Kum of the blogosphere, he's loved by all female readers and bloggers. All men wanted to be like him but there's only one Austin Wingz Powers! Very shaggedelic baby!

I'm Foxy Yvy Cleopatra & I'm a whole lotta woman!

And to help him stop my plans is Foxy Yvy Cleopatra. This hot mama is too hot to handle! I must get rid of them if I want my plans to work so the battle is still not over yet!