Tuesday, April 04, 2006

A Typical Week @ Work

Someone asked me once; "How come you're so good at catching snakes?" My answer to him was; "I have a good teacher."

This is my teacher, he taught me everything I need to know about 'catching snakes'. This is a typical week in the office and today is Monday. Mondayitis is a very contagious disease and symptoms include sleepiness and lethargy.

Then comes Tuesday, the symptoms from the previous day can persist till the end of the 2nd day. Best to rest some more just to be on the safe side. Indeed the rest did wonders to your alertness at the end of Tuesday!

Wednesday is a day to recuperate from the previous 2 days of rest so need to get outside for fresh air, sun and golf! A bit of R&R is always good for the mind and body and what's good for the mind and body will flow through to your work.

Thursday comes after Wednesday with a bit too much sun comes a little sun stroke so has to take it easy at work. The body needs more rest to let it heals itself.


Friday is the last day of the working week and since you can't catch up on all the works that's been piling up you might as well leave them till next week. Need to get ready for the weekend so must get beauty sleep!

44 comments:

5xmom ~chanlilian.net~ said...

LOL, say hi to them when they wakey-wakey. I hope they are lengjais hor?

Mama BoK said...

Hehehe!! got job opening or not.. at your office..?? i get Papa BoK to come interview for a job.. ;)

yvy said...

omg...are there ppl all REALLY ur office mates?? wahlau.....you really got the best 'education' ever wei!! i wanna 'snake' oso kenot leh...all around my bosses are too rajin, tak boleh ditanding!!

Laksa said...

wah! this kind of job i also want ler...

Wuching said...

5xmom: 'they' r actually 1 person & i don't know about him being lengjai lah!

mama bok: soli lah, business a bit quiet that's why napping everyday! hehe

yvy: not all lah, just 1 person onli bah, i learn from him, so proud! :)

Amelia said...

Hahaha! Remember the photo I sent you of Amelia at her desk

Che-Cheh said...

Are they aware that you were catching them snake-snake ?

luxferi said...

Wah lau... *LOL* Your boss never around one is it?

You can write a book about this. "How to catch snake 101"

Wuching said...

amelia: ur a snake catcher too!

che-cheh: shh...

luxferi: that was the boss sleeping!

suituapui said...

That ur boss kah? What work do you do? Boss doesn't even wear decent shoes, no need to say anything about the clothes. U in advertising? Or computer repairs?

Wuching said...

STP: actually he's the boss' son, can consider boss juga!

Helen said...

Everybody in your office dresses so casually one har?

C'mon lar, I'm only interested in what is your typical office attire? Bare chest and G-string? :-P

Wuching said...

helen: i wear leather and chains!

robin said...

Wah lau eh !!
ur job sounds so tempting.... lots of catching snake opportunities. I like !!!

luxferi said...

I wouldn't want to catch snake if my work clothes are leather and chains. :P

I mean, whipping other ppl day after day, what's not to like?

Cocka Doodle said...

Are these pictures taken by the python himself?

**quickly runs fast-fast**

Wuching said...

robin: u want?

luxferi: wuah! u memang sadist wor!

cocka: of course lah, take pictures to learn bah..

Helen said...

Leather and chains?? lol

No wonder everyone in ur office is fast asleep in the day! Everybody worked damn hard at night. :-P

BTW.. DNMCH ur word verification letters are getting longer & longer!! Sigh, longer is not always better lar..

Wuching said...

helen: yaloh, wanna join me? :) sorry about the word verification but it is a necessary evil!

suituapui said...

Yalah, wuching! Helen's right! And sometimes, the verification letters are like some acronyms for some swear words/foul language! U suggesting something, mate?

Wuching said...

STP: i can't do anything about shortening the words, blame blogger but would u rather i get spam comments flooding my comment boxes? i already have QV for that! *runs from QV*

QuaVadis said...

Wuching: Leather and chains? Hmmm...am suddenly recalling the article you posted on how we all look like and the one you said that looks like STP pop up and am trying to imagine you in that..oh dear..excuse me...want to puke hahahaha..

STP: I thought you would be absent for a week? Tak tahan is it? Tangan Gatal :P hehehehe

Wuching, nope you didn't piss me off or hurt me, have been really busy and been catching snake this past few days that I haven't had time to post any comments here.. catching snake..learned from the snake king mah..namely you..hahahahaha...yes..can be long winded..hahahahaha...50 words limit ah STP? very hard loh...especially when it comes to saying things about you...of course bad things lah..what you think..compliments ah? IF compliments of STP? 10 words enough lah...hahaha

Wuching said...

QV: glad to know u have a healthy sense of humour, u don't think i look good in leather & chains? i memang sexy wor!

suituapui said...

.........! Was saying something nice about QV! Not even 1 word! At least, 10 is better than 0, rite, QV?? Ha ha ha! BTW, this hotel got broadband, so can go online lah!! Others working, I snake...like wuching!

Wuching said...

STP: what r u doing in a hotel? having an affair issit?

QuaVadis said...

Aiyo....Wuching..you look good in leather and chains ah..err..oklah...no comment...excuse me...puke puke...ahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah

Wah...STP: apalah ni...so addicted already ah...hotel got broadband so go online..this from someone who until like..3 or 4 years ago started to use handphone hahahaha...lucky no internet at home..or else for sure addicted and online 24/7 and never end up at work... instead of teaching at Sacred Heart College, you will end up as one of the juvenille delinquents there instead hahahahaa

Wuching said...

QV: what's wrong with not using hp? i don't use it till just recently also, better that way coz ppl can't find me, can hide...

STP: QV just told me another secret about u! haha!

QuaVadis said...

Wuching: Yeah STP in hotel having an affair with the Senior Assistant hahahahahahaha..namely a famous blogger's mom hahahaha...hoo boyy...STP's gonna sit on me the next time he's in Kuching...
HAHAHAHA....nah..i think he's being Michael Jackson again and bringing a bunch of boys around the country, staying at hotels, talk nonsense, getting them drunk and force them to learn to sing karaoke hahahahahha..ooopss..that's called debating...:P and I was once one of those boys who had to learn to repeat everything he typed in those cue cards like parrots hehehehehe must have been a nightmare for you eh STP :P

QuaVadis said...

Wuching..at first STP refused to use a handphone for the same reason you gave as above, but when he finally got one..man..he was so addicted to sending SMS that he end up with a phone bill thicker than the bible and its all SMS bills hahahahahaha...

Wuching said...

QV: which famous blogger? STP's a pedophile?! true anot hor! can't simply accuse liddat wor.. i do have a phone now but i hardly use it!

QuaVadis said...

Wuching..read my story to the end loh...its called Debating Society and he's the teacher in charge lah......he's not a paedo...I hope!!!! HAHAHAHAAH

Wuching said...

QV: u sadi he teaches in SH college, is that the same as sacred heart secondary school at oya rd?

suituapui said...

Gosh! That QV! He'll hear from my lawyer-friend soon - the most handsomest guy in Sibu! Am suing him for defamation of character!!! The amount of lies he's been spinning, no wonder he got kicked out from St Peter's!!! Season of Lent some more! Ha ha ha!

No affair lah, wuching! In Sibu, u fart one end, other end can smell!

QuaVadis said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
STP: Definitely, on that fart statement..tat's why I left Sibu...hahahaha..anyway..if you read my comments..you can't pin anything on me..cos I basically said no, you are not doing all those things mentinoed above...aka..scandal with someone's mom, being a paedo..hehehe..all joking wat....or else...very boring mah the day..

The Most Handsomest Guy in Sibu is under KNB and my Pay at the moment, we are financing his erection..I meant Election at the State Election..hahahahahahahahahahaha...so...how....you better go look for the guy that suspender strap to defend you..hahahaha

SH College is a new college that STP best friend is planning to set up with the Bishop of Sibu..its near the golf course.....does he teach at SHS? well.....you ask him yourself...

QuaVadis said...

Whoops..who I meant was..they guy who wears suspenders straps....name starts with an "O" hahahahahhaha.....hey...didn't he get a foreigner for a wife..a south american babe or something........forgot liaw...or you can also get the man who molested the Last Prince of the Melanau hahahahahahahhahaha, he's under no one's pay at the moment or worse come to worse..our family lawyer..the tempang guy.....die..sure kenak into accident today for saying all this bad things of people hahahahahahha

Wuching said...

STP: who's the most hamsen guy in sibu? & do u teach @ SHS?

QV: who's the guy in suspender?

QuaVadis said...

I can't say or else I'll be accused of advertising for lawyers hahahahahahaha..anyway..he's a lawyer in sibu lah...tat's all I can say..you ask any of your relatives who is the lawyer in sibu that wear suspenders and name starts with an "O"

Most handsomest guy in sibu? ALso another lawyer, someone that the former blogger known as Jeremy C used to find irritating during our trip to Sibu cos that's what that guy used to call himself throughout the whole trip..the most handsomest guy in sibu.....and Jeremy C, being the most handsomest guy in Kuching...arggh!! Puke Puke hahaha..no offence ah! JC! tulan loh..hahaha...unfortunately neither one of them made it into the Cleo's 50 Most Eligible Bachelor 2006 list hehehehe..JC and "the most handsomest guy in Sibu I mean...me..memang no hope lah..KNB said he's no 51....I think STP will have to argue on that...hahahahaha

suituapui said...

If I were u, wuching, I'd just ignore all the wild ramblings by QV! He's delirious! Must have had too much to drink for breakfast!! He's into mudslinging at every Tom, Dick or Harry now!

QuaVadis said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....fun what..aren't u having a good laugh in your hotel room STP? If I dnt say anything..wldnt u be bored..need to sharpen your skills what.....or else how to prepare text for rebuttal :P

Nah..not too much to drink..just had some mushrooms in my omellete.."magic mushrooms" ahahahahahahha

Wuching said...

QV: lawyer keh? don't know any in sibu lah...lucky never needed them b4.

STP: QV on magic mushroom liao, cham loh!

yvy said...

haiyoo....the conquer of wuching comment box has occurred - QV & STP. lol :P

lux : hehe...i think i found my 'sadist' twin liow. :D

surrealist said...

I am assuming QV is male, but from the way he's spewing, he sounds like a very very repressed woman. Or he's not been getting any, so he probably just needs to get laid! Or he's probably just very very gay....err happy, whatever. Anyway, QV your comments are getting a tad much. Of course you can continue to spew forth...!

Wuching said...

yvy: i think maybe jc quits his blog becoz of them! the thot of u & lux in leather gears & chains...ooo...whip me!

surrealist: OMG..

luxferi said...

yvy: what do you say, woman? wuching is practically begging for us to go all "Grr" on him. :D "Whip me" he says... *evil gleam in the eyes*