1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn on page 18 and find line 4.
She slowly undresses her robe and let it slips onto the floor around her ankles...
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
OK let me get it out of my pant first...
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Wicked Weapon starring Jenna Jameson (if you've never seen the movie or don't know who Jenna Jameson is, don't ask me).
4.Without looking, guess what time it is?
It must be snack time.
5. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
Time to do some real work with my computer!
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My mind thinking.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I'm not stepping outside, its safe and cosy here and a cruel world out there!
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Too embarrassed to tell lah.
9. What are you wearing?
My 2006 Winter Collections.
10. Did you dream last night?
Are you kidding? I had a fricking nightmare!
11. When did you last laugh?
When I look in the mirror this morning.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Hello Kitty posters everywhere!
13. Seen anything weird lately?
No, nothing weird ever happen around me coz I'm wierd enough.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
Please read the first paragraph of this post.
15. What is the last film you saw?
Grumpy Old Men.
16. If you became a multimillionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A calculator so I can count my money everyday.
17. Tell me something about you that I dunno.
I hunt vampires by night.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would make myself King of the world and everyone would love and fear me.
19. Do you like to dance?
My heart is willing but my body cannot anymore!
20. George Bush.
There's 2 of them, which one are you refering to?
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Apple.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Pear.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Where do you think I am now?
24.What do you want GOD to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
Uh...hello?
25. Five (5) people who must also do this meme in their journal.
If I really really have to and if they really really want to, then they would have to be;
1) Laksa
2) FH2O
3) Cocka Doodle
4) Ah Pek
5) Jacky
28 comments:
NO! i didn't come here! I didn't see this!
I come, I see, I conquer
I didn't come here nor did I see this either! ;)
I'd been DE-tagged liaow! ;)
Hey! I'm better with silly clouds than meme lah ...
Wuching..
Hello Kitty posters?? What room are you in? The day care center? You Paedo...hahahaha
ah pek: oh yes u did! u can do the meme in poem!
jacky: & u do meme!
fh2o: yes u did see this, no u can't de-tagged & u can do more than u think!
QV: aiyoh, u believe everything i say kah? then u must believe i hunt vampires too!
Wuching....if you think that I believe in everything that you say..die loh like that..then that means you also believe that I can kill people..hmm..then again..maybe I can...haven't had people make me angry till I cannot control my temper for a long time..hehehehe
You Vampire Killer ah? Van Helsing ah? hahahahaha...Wuching Van Helsing hahahaha..let me check the Secret Archives in the Vatican..maybe your name is in the scroll there as Vampire Slayer......oh yes..it is there!!!
Wuching, Vampire Bat Killer, living in Australia...hahahahaha (formerlery Mosquitoe Killer in the Swamp of Sibu), now concentrating on Vampire Bats in Melbourne :P
QV: but i do believe u can kill ppl! that's why i sked of u liao..
Boy name should be banana ma
che-cheh: r u sure? so obvious!
lol...che-cheh, u very bad leh! lol :P lucky i do this liow, if not got chances that u will tag me! haha..
Hello from KK! Had Fook Ping dim sum for lunch! Yummy! U had nightmare? Not of me, I hope! Well, at least u saw a movie that should remind u of me...and what u mean u heard ur mind thinking...!!! U mean echoing...empty spaces, like caves? Ha ha ha! BTW, I heard laksa close shop already? Wah! No business? Bankrupt kah? See what happens when u delete STP!! Ha ha!
yvy: che-cheh is getting hiawer & hiawer everyday, did she learn it from u? u corrupted her! i remember when she was so sweet & innocent...
STP: yaloh, laksa close shop oledi! i think he's sick of ppl tembak him, poor fellow. was it u pretending to be someone else & creating havoc in his blog?! must be...
Aiyo! How can u say like that one? I haven't been to his blog since he deleted Beautiful Mountain...and that's his loss! I don't even bother to visit. Just heard from QV! I think he going to Phuket...and kennysia beat him to it!!! So he just close lah...rather than disgrace himself when he comes back...and his posts not so interesting! Ha ha ha! No sympathy from me this time! An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth!
STP: no leh, i've just been there & he's just done another post & tomorrow he'll forget about today & continue to blog again!
Yalah! I sneaked in too...just to say he got symptoms of menoPAUSE!! My! My! It's worse than I thought. 4got he called it quits and posted something again! Memory loss? Confirmed menopause lah!
STP: aiyo why u so unkind to him?!
Confucius said: Do not do unto others what u wud not want them do unto u!!! He so unkind to me...when I was so nice, so kind, so sympathetic...; I'm grossly misunderstood lah!
STP: u were kind to him? when, how?
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Answer should be. Ya, I look at the mirror daily. LOL
Pear is still a girl's name :) Why not durians instead? And then you can secretly start wishing he'll be the "King" one day, to fulfill your dreams.
cocka: i see it all the time its not weird anymore mah!
mei: pear is a girl's name, its that so? duh! what do i know, durian sounds good too.
Ahem...that time I didn't show my real skin ma. Ok ok I try to be sweet and innocent ya.
wuching the vampire slayer !!
che-cheh: nolah, i like the new u! *grrr..*
robin: that's right!
I was sympathetic when he closed down his blog. I complimented him when he posted something nice, defended him when others attcked him unjustly...etc! I'm not that bad lah!
STP: oh my! i was so wrong about u! u r such a softie after all! hahahaha! now that's just too gay, snap out of it!
HAHAHAHA Wuching..showing YOUR true colours?
HEHEHE..STP..sympathetic but unfortunately was deleted over and over again even after paying bribe money and showing compassion and pity..so..of course STP angrylah..hahahaha....
QV: nolah! play play only wor! don't chin chai say wan!
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