Sunday, April 16, 2006

Illusions Of Lust

Damn! This is the most boring Easter long weekend I've ever had to endure! Shops are not open on Good Friday and Easter Sunday, the weather is cold, wet and overcast and there's nothing to do but ride out the boring weekend at home! *Sigh*

Nothing to post also so I'll let these pictures from Amelia entertain you. Yvy, if you've seen these already just pretend you haven't and act surprised lah!

Wingz, start your imaginative juices flowing liao!

Ah Pek, have a drink..of beer not milk, OK?

Helen, this thong will look good on you not the oranges.

Laksa, this is a pen and not something else you are thinking.

Cocka Doodle, this is not a woman's cleavage but an open book.

Siao Cha Bor, don't get dirty thoughts now..its just the handbrake of a car.

Chin Kian, you should know this is just a hand on a mouse so don't lick it!


And Lilian, don't nose bleed over some bread. Just eat it!

33 comments:

Cocka Doodle said...

Wow! I didn't realize that an open book also can turn me on so much these days. LOL

5xmom.com said...

Hey, I am really surprised leh. The gear! The French.

Anonymous said...

Wah I'm suprised too leh. *wink wink*

Anonymous said...

Those really bring out my mind man... Thanks alot!

Anonymous said...

God bless you, my dear brudder wuching! I'm not included in ur line up of dirty minds!! But I do love the french loaf in the last one though! Looks crusty and delicious!!! Just the way I like it! Ha ha ha!

Francis Ho said...

Imaginations OVERLOAD! ;)
Somebody wack me w a paddle ...

Thks for sharing these delectable images! heehee

Anonymous said...

The poll is closed. Votes are no longer accepted.

Well Done, mate! :)
May I be the first to congratulate you...Wuching you're the top male blogger with 121 votes.

Looking forward to your thank you & acceptance speech...;)

p/s Psst...remember to spare the kitty. :)

Anonymous said...

Btw, there was a total of 1311 votes. You got 9%.
Kenny Sia who's holidaying in Phuket is 2nd with 111 votes (8%).
3rd is Ah Pek with 104 votes (8%).

Congratulations to all the 17 nominated male bloggers!
As Wuching said on the weekend...everyone is a winner.

Wuching said...

cocka: that's right so stay in school & read more books, boys & girls!

5xmom: i thot u might like that..*wink wink*

che-cheh: *wink wink* back

wong: just don't let ur mind out too long!

STP: u like the french loaf in the last one? u gonna have to fight 5xmom for it!

fh2o: yes go paddle a kayak to calm ur mind & to rid of the dirty thots!

amelia: this is the funniest election i've ever encountered, hahaha..me beating kenny sia! what a joke!

Anonymous said...

Wuching, Yep!It's all for good fun & LOLs. Hahaha

Have to also thank Laksa for organising it & letting us all have a good time. ;)

Well done, Laksa!

Anonymous said...

SIBU FOOCHOW BLOGGER WINS MOST POPOULAR BLOGGER AWARD...yalah! It pays NOT to go deleting people's comments rampantly, ya? People like NICE people...like wuching.

Wuching said...

amelia: yes, in laksa we thank!

STP: me popular? i doubt it very much..hahaha

Anonymous said...

A Happy and Blessed Easter 2u Wuching and Congratulations on winning the election. So, I guess you have to go to the Astana now and swear in as the next CM :P

STP...kesian you, kenak deleted everywhere, Thank God for Wuching and his no no delete policy by him or else you have no place to post your comments.

Wuching, I just realised you are like Pontious Pilate...."What I have written, I have Written" and you allow others to have the freedom to express their views even though it may be contradictory to yours and your policy...hmm..u should run for CM..even PM maybe hahahaha

Wuching said...

QV: yes i can see there's no bluffing u coz u see right thru my evil plan to take over the blogosphere & the world..join me & u shall achieve a power more powerful than any...oops, i've said too much!

Anonymous said...

Wuching, if you practise in your politics what you does in your blog, you will be most popular, I dont think its evil, but most enligthening..hahahaha...keep it up (freedom of speech and expression I mean) and I'll definitely join u...

Anonymous said...

Wah! No. 1 already lah! So humble! ...Or is that the typical Foochow response? When give money, they always say, "Nei...ah! Nei...ah!" and when their kids get 1st in cllass, they say, "No good lah! Luck only...got no.1!" Ha ha ha! Once a Foochow, always a Foochow!

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA the foochow artificial humility...hahahaha...we need it once in a while to bring us back to earth..I know some people needs it....(no names mentioned)

Wuching said...

QV & STP: i win becoz the organiser of that poll stuffed up at the beginning thus ppl were able to vote as many times as they like! hahaha! i'm sure u guys included not that i'm not thankful! also a lot of kenny sia's groupies didn't know about the election, if they knew habis loh! they were too busy following him all the way to phuket!

Anonymous said...

O_o this i no see before

*pretend haven't seen SOME of the pix before*

congrats on ur winning - you beat kennysia!!! YAYNESS!!!!! *does the basi ayam kecil dance*

Anonymous said...

Wuching, I only voted once hor... but I did campaign for you so as to make sure the kitty lives. ;)

Anonymous said...

If you read my comments in Laksa, I only voted once ah....that's why I was amused and posted the comments on vote rigging..anyway..congrats ah..hehehehe....

Cousins, Happy Easter 2 u all and my Easter message for all of you (cousins and friends) is out....

Wuching said...

yvy: yay! something u haven't seen b4..*do the basi ayam kecil dance with u*

amelia: of course i also remember ur help in the campaign, every uncle, auntie, mama, papa, cousins & nieces all come to vote becoz u told them to! even melb's bloggers too! best campaign manager, i have u as my henchwoman in my evil plan to take over the world! muahahahahaha!

Wuching said...

p/s: true to my word, the kitty lives..will do a post on that later.

Anonymous said...

Thanx...together we'll rule the world. muahahahahaha

Hooray! Kitty Lives! :)

Anonymous said...

Wuching.. I post one excerpt from my Easter Message here for reflection of your readers :) Its a famous phrase by Christ in his Appiration to Blessed Angela of Foligno and it goes "I have not loved you for fun!" Christ, indeed, has not loved us for fun. There is a gamesome and playful dimension in love, but it itself is not a game; it is the most serious thing and most charged with consequences that exists in the world; human life depends on it. Aeschylus compares love to a lion cub that is raised at home, "docile and tender at first even more than a child," with which one can even play but then growing up, is capable of slaughter and of staining the house with blood.

So, when we love someone, love them not for fun, but with true seriousness and honesty to it. :P

Anonymous said...

Wah, so awesome! I need to go to the toilet now...

Robin Wong said...

hey wuching,
cool photos there.. the last bit of bread is just simply awesome.. ahhaha.. edible some more.. syokness..

Cocka Doodle said...

Wuching, you Foochow from Sibu ah? Kayu-Balak Foochow ah? Fuyah! Very rich wan hor?

Wuching said...

amelia: yes ms frau farbissina!

QV: amen to that!

jacky: make sure u clean up ur mess!

robin: i know u like the bread!

cocka: not all foochows r rich mah, also got poor ones like me loh!

Anonymous said...

great pics ;) and that's a pen? you don't say...

Wuching said...

laksa: stop licking it or u'll get ink all over ur tongue!

Admin said...

wooo... beer with a good "head". that's my kind of beer! cheers!!

Wuching said...

ah pek: cheers!