Thursday, March 30, 2006

Everybody Loves Jeremy

OK so I have to do this meme myself. Jeremy said so! Jeremy done his so I should at least try! So here goes;



Jeremy is a popular guy and everybody loves him so when he asked us to go over to his place for a sleepover everybody was too eager to please him (like when he asks us to do this meme!). Lilian was asked to bring along a whip, Siao Cha Bor to bring some handcuffs and Yvy to wear her sexy leather bondage gears! What has Jeremy got in mind for the night? Wingz and I were too sexcited about the sleepover we couldn't wait! Is he going to get the 3 girls to perform a threesome? We were shaking with anticipation!

When we all got to Jeremy's place we found him in his dungeon in his hairy birthday suit only, ready for action! Eww! What a terrible sight said Wingz and I. While the girls were getting on, Jeremy was playing with his 'shotgun'. After just 1 minute watching the girls he accidentally squeeze his gun a little too hard and an explosion went off and it was all over!

The End.

170 words.

Lame meme but if you want to tag yourself, knock yourself out!

72 comments:

Ah Pek said...

who say lame?
that's imaginative!

Jeremy C said...

hahahaahahha....

OMG, you are baaaad, wuching. 1 minute!!

haiyo... LOLz

Che-Cheh said...

Wuahahaha funny man!

Why you always look the most handsome one ar ?

cooking4STP said...

hahaha......loved the story, but loved the picture even more, especially wingz's face. Just one look and it's enough to make me laugh the whole day. (sorry ah, wingz, but your face is really hilarious looking).

yvy said...

whoah!!! lilian looking like a HAWT silai wei.....dahsyat!!!!

and i am so SLIM!!! WAHHHHH...... :P

but no comments on jeremy going off after a minu - sad wei!! LOL :P good one wuching....into the hall of meme fame you go! :D

Wuching said...

ah pek: wah! tenkiu for ur compliment!

jeremy: 1 minute not enuff kah?

che-cheh: paiseh lah, no one as hamsen as wingz!

C4STP: wingz's face beli hamsen wan!

yvy: lilian's hot! siao cha bor is damn sexy hiaw hiaw look from her eyes & u yvy, u r gorgeous!

5xmom ~chanlilian.net~ said...

OMG, I got molested by Patt Leong Kum. Ewss..I must go bath first.

Jacky said...

Haha, hilarios. You all shok liao :D

robin said...

goodness gracious !!
Nasty nasty wuching... isk isk isk

Wingz said...

wuahh 3some!!!! me also invited !!! got viagra anot ? if not how to tahan ? lol

Wuching said...

5xmom: who's patt leong kum? is that wingz? wingz beli hamsen wan wor..no need to bath lah!

jacky: u wanna join in?

robin: not nasty lah, just having some good clean fun!

wingz: u don't need viagra lah! jeremy maybe but not u lah! u very tahan wan!

yvy said...

hahaha!!! jer kena again! LOL :P poor thing lar....;)

QuaVadis said...

Cooking4STP...Wings reminds me of our Kpg neighbour..hehehehehhehehehe..dnt you agree KNB?

bravo wuching....i like the 1 minute part..hahahahhahahahahhahaha.....a case of wham bang...oopps....sorry maam

Jeremy C said...

wuching :

"u don't need viagra lah! jeremy maybe but not u lah! u very tahan wan!"

jokes should be fair dinkum...don't overdo it, mate.

KpgNangkaBoy said...

Hahahah...the ending super kau lart. Very funny indeed. Should have been shortgun and not shotgun...heheh.

QuaVadis said...

Wuching...better watch out..someone is upset again....hahahahahahahahaha

QuaVadis said...

Ooohh...KNB..wuching wouldn't know about that, and neither would a lot of people...hehehe..only you would know..as you're his best friend...hahahahaha..nudge nudge

Zora said...

Patrick darling, hahaha, yes, we shall see dear Jeremy turning into a sour grape again if we continue poking fun at him :P of course, its all a joke, but somehow, he seems to take it all a bit to seriously, dnt you all agree?

So, Wuching, be careful, Jeremy might turn into a green face bird (thanks Pat for that most wonderful description) or in plainer english, cry baby.

Whoops!! Am I shooting myself here? hahaha, oh dear, am turning into a regular commenter also, better stop, but damn!! it is addictive

luxferi said...

Damn! *LOL* Kesian Jeremy... one minute only sure, but got second round, right? ;P

Wuching said...

yvy: jeremy's a superstar, everybody loves jeremy!

jeremy: relax bro! just joking..but if u don't think its not funny anymore..i'll take the joke back, u have my apology! no more poking on jeremy people! enuff is enuff, everyone has a limit & i know when to stop.

KNB: alright patrick, that's ur name right? ur his best friend, don't upset him more than what i've done lah!

QV: i wouldn't know about what? wait..don't tell me if its going to upset someone.

zora: yes its a joke but jokes must also have limit one coz ppl have limit so don't make it worse than how it is now OK?

luxferi: thanks for commenting but let's not go further ok?

Jeremy C said...

luxferi : :) hehe, you betcha!

zora : aiyoh, dun liddat leh...englishwomen saying green face bird not very polite wor... LOL. I see QV aka Patrick had been teaching you the local lingo, eh? Here's one for you - Boh Ka Si. If you wanna know the meaning, ask your friends :D

as they say in sunny ol britain - cherrio, luv!

KpgNangkaBoy said...

QV - I know u really want to see the shortgun. But don't be jealous...i can assure you I've never seen it. I prefer looking at my own cannon. kekekek...

KpgNangkaBoy said...

Wuching: Hahah...since when am i Patrick? Please lar...I dont wear Fat Albert T-shirts.

Oh btw, u're just too nice...so fast to apologise. Patrick would have attacked JC all the way.

Wuching said...

KNB: who the hell is patrick? besides i don't know jeremy so well to keep attacking him like that..

suituapui said...

Aduh! Anti-climax lah Wuching! Thank God it's fictitious or at least, I certainly hope it is! Otherwise, JC's share prices sure plunge one! People still single lah! Can be very sensitive! Maybe that's why can get so emotional!!! Best fren, KNB, said shortgun...but never seen it! U mean the "short" part is correct then...just that u never saw it?

KpgNangkaBoy said...

Wuching: Hint, if JC's blog was planet earth, JC would be George Bush and Patrick would be Saddam Hussein.

Wuching said...

STP: that's not anti-climax, it means JC is pure & eager to learn & which woman doesn't want to teach the art of love to a pure boy! haha!

Jeremy C said...

STP : muahahaha, i like how you english teachers play around with words - i guess that's why st. joe lost the debate of 93...oh ya, QV was in the team too! no wonder kalah la, because nobody does it better!

KNB : errrr, now i take offence at that. I'd much prefer to be Bill Clinton - am a democrat, you see, not a republican...kahkahkah

wuching : Patrick = QV, KNB = Big Cannon (disclaimer: i ain't never seen it but the girls told me so!)

KpgNangkaBoy said...

STP : Wah...u kena shot in the head and on the butt still alive kah?
To answer all the shortgun queries... I said SHORTGUN because 1 minute is short mah. Haiyoo...what u all thinking hor? So la sap nau...how would i know his lil bro is short or long, big or small or there or not. Heheh...

Wuching said...

KNB = big cannon? big but floppy one issit?

JC = bill clinton, who plays lewinsky?

STP from st. joseph? did u encounter albinus?

Jeremy C said...

KNB : teehehehehe...you really crack me up sometimes - no pun intended, not literally crack, ha! maklumlah banyak orang la sap nau and boh ka si, gotta be careful with words, later ppl say che bin chiaw wor... din know my lil brother green colour one... LOLz

suituapui said...

Oooo! (Basking in the compliments!) Thank u, thank u, JC!!! I'm ur friend 4 life! Hey! Wuching! I'm from the same school as urs lah!!! We beat St Joe 1992 & 1993 lah!! KNB then shy shy one, not so hiau like 2day! JC? Dunno, didn't see him at all! Hiding somewhere when saw Sibu giants (from Kampua?) perhaps!

Wuching said...

jeremy: la sap nau, boh ka si & talking with colourful words don't hurt anyone, they're just words..i wouldn't mind if u pick on me as much as i pick on u but be prepare for what i am capable of! hahaha! its all just for good clean fun lah!

cK said...

hahahaha nice one wuching!

Wuching said...

STP: if ur from sibu then why u know these kuching ppl leh? u live there now?

Wuching said...

chin kian: thanks man! wanna join in the debate?

Jeremy C said...

STP : hehe, fyi i was hiding...in the dark corners of the auditorium showing off my so-called "green" (che bin) bazooka to a group of Teresians....hehe.

Why bother watching some stoopid debate when you can play with the real chick ;)

wuching : you're right! you just have to buy me more dinners in melb, that's all! hmmm...let's see now, yum cha at Shark Fin House, seafood at St Kilda beach...oh oh, better make that Crown Casino...hehe ;)

suituapui said...

Ooi, friend! Sure u mean chick and not cock, ya? Ha ha ha! Aduh! Go all the way to Melbourne eat shark's fins! Come Sibu lah! Nicer! I belanja u, no problem. Hey, wait a minute! Stoopid debate? Sorry! I change my mind oredi! Ha ha ha!

suituapui said...

Wuching! I'm famous lah! A celebrity! Everybody knows me! Ha ha ha ha! Maybe u know me too...even though I'm a few decades ur senior???

Wuching said...

jeremy: mcdonald can anot?

STP: u were still in shs in 92 & 93? ur not that old leh...

Jeremy C said...

STP : errr, fyi Shark Fin House actually serves dim sum...only melbournians would know this.. btw, eating shark fins!! shame on you. If yvy heard this, she would squirm. I don't take that anymore because it's cruel :(

Jeremy C said...

wuching : errr.... STP wasn't there then as a student... *ooops, pecah tembelang*

suituapui said...

Gosh! So nice when people think I'm so young. Don't worry, mate! I don't eat shark's fins no more (They're plastic mostly!)! Wud opt 4 sea cucumbers instead! Like the appearance, the texture, the...oops!!!

cooking4STP said...

wuching, this STP knows ppl in kuching because he always fly in to kuching leh, especially during christmas cause he knows my house got roast turkey to eat. Hahaha

suituapui said...

And Chinese New Year got 4 kgs "hock-chiew" char mee (Foochow fried noodles)!!! Ha ha ha!

Jeremy C said...

mmmm....talking about christmas - i absolutely luuurve the porky satay and the home-made cha peng at QV's house - very nice :) and can watch fashion show courtesy of indon satellite tv summore ;)

sadly, though, dun think i'll get invited again this year... *sigh* :(

KpgNangkaBoy said...

JC: Hahahah....itu dia. Always gaduh gaduh with QV. If i were u, even if invited to his house i wouldn't dare makan. Later he serve u nasi kangkang. hahhahah.

Wuching: Of course STP is famous. Sibu dabai and sio bee eating competition champion 15 years running...hahahah. And btw, where got floppy cannons? Teng Teng one...thanks to instant Ali Cafe! Tongkat Ali better then Viagra. kahhka.

STP: Hiaw also learn from u mar...

Wuching said...

STP: i know how old u r...

C4STP: this tua pui's willing to fly anywhere to get a bite hor!

jeremy: why u & QV still not talking? go over there & kiss & makeup lor! for the sake of cha peng!

Wuching said...

KNB: why u accuse QV of such horrendous character? i'm sure he's not that bad.. if STP so famous how come i never geard of him? what's his real name? u know i have a friend who's got a big cannon too, maybe u 2 can compete!

Jeremy C said...
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Wuching said...

jeremy: don't blame amelia for the rift lar..& go patch things up with QV, kissing is optional!

Jeremy C said...
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Wuching said...

ok guys, i gotta go watch lost, then amazing race & then law n order...long night of tv tonight..night all! no more blogging tonight! but stay as long as u like & turn off the light b4 u leave!

Siao Cha Bor said...

aaawwww.....how shweet of u to put me sooo HIGH up...

ey, how u know i love the handcuffs ah?

muahahahahaha

Wuching said...

siao cha bor: of course i have to put u high high! u can handcuff me anytime u like! kakaka!

Zora said...

Jeremy,

Personally, I have been privy to some of Patrick's thoughts and opinions and bearing in mind that you were once linked to his blog and thus removed from it, I, myself and several countless others who reads his blogs would make it a point to read those who are linked to in his blog. I was aware of what happened and what was said between you and him and that was why I said what I was it is all a joke and likewise it is in Patrick's mind and if it was not and he still harbours a grudge against you, surely, he would not have bothered to request his secretary to book the tickets and accomodation for his cousin and YOU to Phuket for your holidays, would he? and by that remark you made of me in Wuching and also over here, it shows the absolute pettiness and goes further to prove to all your readers that you are nothing better than what has been said about you. Basically, that you are a self egoistic, materialistic and self praising person.

You classified me a "bo kah si" but considering your attitude and style I believe you are the one who should look at the mirror when saying that.

Furthermore, by calling me as a gwai poh and a Mat Salleh, shows the racist within yourself and you proudly proclaims yourself as an Australian? Your racist point of view is what made Pauline Hanson decided to create a One Australian Policy and it is Asians like you who basically destroys everything for everyone else.

I agree that perhaps that I was a bit too much in calling you by that term, but as I stated, it was marked in jest, unlike what you called me in here and as I read behind the line, it is with prejudice and sarcasm and I cannot tolerate that at all. I was deeply offended by that remark and by your petty behaviour that I was tempted to succumb to your pettiness and contact my dear friend in Sarawak, Datin Dr. Zaleha Christine Abdullah, the dear wife of your boss and show to her what her husband's employee been doing during office hours and how you basically call us and the racist remark you made here. I am quite certain that I am not the only one that is offended by the remark you posted and I am also quite confident that several other people are offended by the way you treat others and the way you basically push your views on people and at the same time discard and remove the views of others that is contrary to yours.

I am posting this in Wuching for the basic reason that what Patrick has told me that you have the tendency to delete and edit materials that people says that are not complimentary or full of pretentious praise towards you and I would like all to see that I am defending what you said of me and how offended I am towards the racial slur you made towards me.

I agree, that it is your own blog and you have the right to do what you want and you only accept those who praise you, so, "all hail and praise to Jeremy Chee".

As the Internet is your medium, the television is mine and I have the strong urge to typecast you in one of our advert, asking Patrick to look from amongst the people here who resembles closely to you, giving that person your name, Jeremy Chee, and have the advert paint Jeremy Chee in the worse possible light, as part of the National Intergration "Rukun Negara" Advert that we have been assigned to do. As you make a mockery of me and my race and my education in your blog, I will make a mockery of you and your person in Nation Wide television!

And in reply to having you kiss me, I would gladly Kiss a frog anytime rather than kiss you, you small little wimp! FYI, I would gladly have Patrick anytime over to you and as what he said of his "little brother" is genetic, I have to agree that KNB, being Patrick's cousin, genetically linked, should indeed be a canon and a large one at that, if Patrick's is anything to compare and I would have to agree with KNB, being perverted, I am reading the "short" as your "little brother" being short, yes!! judging by your size and the way that you are so petty, it has to be really short and thus you have to compensate it all the time by pumping up your ego, which is already over inflated.

So there Jeremy, I have said my point and defended myself to your slur and remarks that you made over what I merely made as a jest. I still can't believe that in your pettiness, you have to resort to such racial slurs and to accuse me of not being educated enough, my dear "little" boy, you are the one that is not educated in the sense that your parents must have failed to educate you in the values of Respect and Courtesy.

I have to applaud KNB for his absolute patience in having you as a friend, little wonder, I am quite confident that is the only friend you have in the whole world! KNB I am truly amazed that you can still be friends with someone who is so petty and so childish and so disrespectful of his elders and of others! I salute you!

Jeremy, I am very disappointed in you, usually I do not want to judge and usually I am not that harsh towards people I know only a short time, but reading your blog, seing how you treat people and how you have treated me, you are basically a pathetic little worm that is basically useless and I pray to God that you will change but knowing your type, you think that you are the best and most perfect person in the world and there is no one like you, I guess it goes to point that there is only one thing that your readers here have to do and that is to say "All Hail and Praise to Jeremy Chee" or else they will be all banned from posting any comments as I am sure I would be after I have said my piece.

Zora Gabrovsek

5xmom ~chanlilian.net~ said...

*yawwnn....

But wuching, after several hours, I still find the photoshop funny. However, I hate my wrinkly fingers. Next time, find me a better body lah.

Patt Leong Kum is the actor, not wingz.

Everybody loves Jeremy!

yothemans.com said...

wah...orgy lo
what's wrong with the blogosphere lately?
all the meme only.

suituapui said...

yothemans.com: U know who started it??? U're not the 1st 1 to say this! Ha ha ha!

Wuching said...

5xmom: i think we need some of ur special desserts now!

yothemans: meme here, meme there..i didn't forget u tagged me so i still have to do urs!

STP: well this particular meme was started by u know who but i'm just so sick of meme, don't u think?

zora: fair is fair, i too don't think jeremy is racist nor what he remarked about u was anything but racist, jeremy is one of the most tolerance person i know, why do u think i always get him to star in my silly post. yes he can get a bit short tempered sometimes but everybody has a limit so we must know when we reach that limit & to back away when we get there. he's man enuff to apologise to u so just let bygones be bygones, there's no need to threaten ppl with their jobs, what happens in the blogosphere stays in the blogospheres. blog for fun, not to get upset over silly things.

suituapui said...

Hear! Hear! Horray for King Snake Wuching!!! Ha ha ha! ...That's my problem! Make fun of everything!

suituapui said...

BTW, u said you know how old I am?? Bluff!! And "You don't know my name..." (Alicia Keyes comes in singing) And KNB! HOW CAN U FORGET!!!??? PO PIAH! No less than 10, extra BIG, extra LONG!!! I'm SO disappointed in u!!!

Wuching said...

STP: i know more than u think...they don't call me king for nothing!

suituapui said...

Ooo, my dear KING...KONG!!...Can't trust ur own shadow these days, ya? Some intimate friend of yours and mine revealing to you my intimate inner-most secrets???

Wuching said...

STP: u leave him out of this, he's innocent!

suituapui said...

Aha! That's a clue!! The blabber mouth is a "he"!!! I thought it's a "she"??? Ha ha ha!

Wuching said...

STP: wow! stp turns sherlock holmes! u wanna do detective work? find out who zora is...

yvy said...

*squirm squirm squirm* who said sharks fin soup?!?!?! *looking around viciously for the savage who's devouring useless cartilage*

yvy said...

o, btw...i think i killed my blog. it's not loading...WAAAAAAAAAAA!! *bawls eyeballs out*

FH2O said...

Good one!

Chiow Si Lang! ;)

suituapui said...

I already know who zora is, not that I know her personally though! Hey! Don't talk about her anymore lah! It's sad day for bloggers' world! U all should unite and persuade poor JC to change his mind. Ok, he's not perfect...but then who is?? It's all these imperfections of ours that make life interesting! (Sorry, yvy, next time I sin against thee, I'll keep it to myself! Ha ha ha!!!)

Wuching said...

STP: i agree wif u totally, i want jc back too but u r his fren & know him better than me & can persuade him better than me so i'm counting on u guys including KNB & QV also! & why not talk about zora? she's big shot & everyone sked of her meh? cheh!