Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Not Another Meme

That meme crazy Jeremy tagged me again! Summore he hasn't even done the meme but has the nerve to tag others! Lucky I hired Amelia as my secretary so she can do the meme for me!



So take it away Amelia!

Once upon a time, there were three desperate gardeners…namely KNB, JC and QV. These three men have been inseparable since their first camping trip to Bako last year. One fateful evening, they were getting themselves ready for a threesome.

KNB proudly took out his whip and handcuffs. All he needs to do now is to put on his ski mask. JC was already clad in leather made from pig-skin and his long legs which runs up to his tight butt were absolutely sexy in those fish-net stockings. QV was standing in front of a mirror, taking a last look at his once-upon a time hairy chest. Earlier he had to squeeze what was left from the very last remaining tube of hair-removing cream.

Suddenly, they all heard a gigantic grunt that sounded more like an explosion. They all went out to the patio and standing there was STP with a shotgun in his right hand. All three of them trembled with fear. STP asked with tears in his eyes, “Why wasn’t I invited to this sleepover? Don’t you guys love me anymore?” Before they could stop him, he blew them all a kiss & he pulled the trigger on himself.

34 comments:

KpgNangkaBoy said...

omg.....and i thought my version(in JC comment box) was bad enough. Why is it that STP is always the one getting shot? Hahahahah.

Wuching said...

KNB: STP is like kenny in south park, has to die one!

cooking4STP said...

hahahahaharrrrrrrrrrrrr.....!!! *wipes tear from eyes* So very d funny!

QuaVadis said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I go to the estate, get caught in the rain, catch a flu and come back and all this funny stuff... am laughing so much that I nearly broke my chair!!!

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA...Very good job amelia..wonderful sense of imagination!! But seriously, if I do swing to that side, KNB and JC are definitely NOT my type!! hahahahaha...NOR IS STP hahahahahahahha

But seriously..this is one of the best meme I've read so far..but we can always count on Meals, I meant Amelia hahaha to come up with some of the best ideas..Keep up the good work Amelia and congrats Wuching for such a wonderful secretary hahahahaha.....

Jeremy C said...

you all have to thank me for designing that meme - come on over and check out KNB's attempt at the meme :)

well done to Amelia - her mind is more "colourful" than we all thought...

Wuching said...

C4STP: glad u like it!

QV: oh c'mon! i know ur hiding in ur closet! come out to play!

jeremy: amelia's true colours showing!

Jeremy C said...

eh, fren, read properly lar, why accuse me of cheating in my comment box? aiyoo...

Jeremy C said...

n btw, yours is done by amelia, where is your actual meme? Cheat!! :P

QuaVadis said...

Wuching...yeah..the wardrobe of CS Lewis Narnia hehehahahaha....hmmmm..coming out of the closet..what story can we create out of that..I have the soundtrack for that however... Pink "Get the Party Started".....hahahahahha....and AHEM!! it seems you and JC are into fighting mode ah...hehehehehe...oh well......I know how that's like..been through it already...hahahahhahahahahhaha.......all the best Wuching

Wuching said...

jeremy: u haven't even done ur own meme, summore want to tag ppl..that's cheating lor, don't say u'll do it last coz that's not fair! i admit i cheat this time coz u cheat 1st so i cheat 2nd! haha!

QV: JC & I r not fighting, we are talking..what for fight? get prize money meh? cheh!

QuaVadis said...

OK...I go here its PG18SX, I go Hedo its also PG18SX..let me try it and get it classified as U

Dramatis Personae:

Wuching
Amelia
KNB

Title: A Melbourne Visit
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Amazing!! Thought Wuching, Amelia and KNB is in town and since his wife was busy he decided that it will be a THREESOME for dinner at his favourite restaurant. He was certain Amelia and KNB would have a laugh at the restaurant decor that incorprates the wild west and cops and robbers with the horse WHIP hanging on the walls and HANDCUFFS design railings.

Amelia was already sitting on the LEATHER chair, waiting for KNB and Wuching to show up and so Wuching joined her. At first they thought that KNB was this HAIRY biker that came in, but to their relief it was not, and then KNB showed up totting a toy SHOTGUN he bought for his nephew, which he showed to Wuching and Amelia and asked them to SQUEEZE the trigger where the gun gave a sudden EXPLOSION and it released a stink bomb into the air, which had the owner throw them out of the restaurant and they end up in Wuching house ordering pizza and drinking wine, where Wuching then invited them to SLEEPOVER so that they can go for an early dim sum breakfast tomorrow.

191 words and no sexual connotations..I am amazed at myself..hahahaha

QuaVadis said...

ooh..damn...forgot the word sexy...so..gonna go it again...
Dramatis Personae:

Wuching
Amelia
KNB

Title: A Melbourne Visit
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Amazing!! Thought Wuching, Amelia and KNB is in town and since his wife was busy he decided that it will be a THREESOME for dinner at his favourite restaurant. He was certain Amelia and KNB would have a laugh at the restaurant decor that incorprates the wild west and cops and robbers with the horse WHIP hanging on the walls and HANDCUFFS design railings.

Amelia was already sitting on the LEATHER chair, waiting for KNB and Wuching to show up and so Wuching joined her. At first they thought that KNB was this HAIRY biker with a SEXY gal on his arm, but to their relief it was not, and then KNB showed up totting a toy SHOTGUN he bought for his nephew, which he showed to Wuching and Amelia and asked them to SQUEEZE the trigger where the gun gave a sudden EXPLOSION and it released a stink bomb into the air, which had the owner throw them out of the restaurant and they end up in Wuching house ordering pizza and drinking wine, where Wuching then invited them to SLEEPOVER so that they can go for an early dim sum breakfast tomorrow.

OK..193 words this time..

Che-Cheh said...

Wuching not fair lah....u cheat man!
read mine..wuahahaha

KpgNangkaBoy said...

That's so typical of QV....restaurants and food.

Jeremy C said...

QV : darn, you beat me to it - i was gonna do mine without any sexual connotations..but nyways, it's coming up tomolo

btw, wuching and I good buddies mah - who say we fighting, hor wuching? ;)

you better post yours up too tomorrow..hehe

Wuching said...

QV: ur a meme whore! ;)

che-cheh: life's isn't fair but i'll go read urs now!

KNB: oh, is he as big as STP?

jeremy: stop looking at me liddat! u make me feel so dirty!

QuaVadis said...

Wuching...hmmm..okie..true true..but I must add...its funny to see JC comments sometimes..like little kid..hhahahahahaha

JC...yes..can see that..play play only mah.....why...not happy again ah? Anyway..beat you to it? Well....its been going around for quite a while already...so why didn't post it earlier instead of waiting for tomorrow? Not enough idea kah..feel free to use mine...

QuaVadis said...

Wuching...my size is in between STP and KNB.....so there...not as big as STP and KNB is slightly smaller..though....I fear..he might be cathing up..hahahahhaha and of course..I might catch up with STP... touch wood..hahahahaha

QuaVadis said...

JC!! Apa ni..you are the one who sent out this meme to people and yet you dnt do it and wait for tomorrow..apalah ni..memang no idea on what to write is it? Have to wait for others to do it and then curi sana sini..so typical gahmen servant..curi tulang....a case of cow's milk, buffalo's name (have to use english there for wuching's sake..lembu punya susu, kerbau punya nama) hahahahaha..

Guess you need Amelia to write for you...Hey Wuching!! U gotta borrow JC your Secretary so that his blog can be more interesting :P hahahahahaha..if she wants that is...hahahaha..wat u think eh?

Jeremy C said...

wuching : aiyoo, dun liddat lah, i know i accidentally shot you at che-cheh's..hehe

QV : come now, be nice :) i've got my post written already, but out of courtesy, as I was the one who designed the meme, it would be appropriate to grant some leeway to the other bloggers to start off first - and my my, what fun it has been reading the tagged ones this morning ;)

btw, go check out Dabido at http://dabido65.blogspot.com/

simply superb! i love the way he did it!

QuaVadis said...

So.post it up now loh..since eveyone has done it...and those u didn't tag also did it :P

Zora said...

As what QuaVadis said, come on Jeremy Chee, post it up, show to us that QuaVadis is wrong by posting what you've supposed to have written this morning by posting it up now

QV, sorry darling, just have to add this one up for the fun of it, I mean, if JC says he has it ready already, he will have to post it up for us now to show that he truly did it and that you are wrong in saying that he has run out of idea and stealing from others...SO...JC..post it up..or else...I will take it that what QV said is true

Jeremy C said...

wah?! eh, zora, how come you know my full name?

aiyoo, patient la. not everyone has does it leh, if you look at my list of tags. besides, i've got nothing to prove - i've done so many of these tags before, and i didn't have to steal from anyone.

btw, i've already posted KNB's for today so that's my quota of posting already - i don't usually post more than once a day ;)

Zora said...

Jeremy Dear, Patrick told me, remember at the mat at the festival, so see you again at the festival, if not in Phuket, If I'm there am defintely getting a "Kha-too-eh" for you to enjoy "Gook Kuay" bye.....dear..

Jacky said...

Wahahaha.... wuching, u don't play threesome ah?

Wuching said...

jacky: i play all-some!

Amelia said...

I'm looking forward to reading your meme. :)

Wuching said...

amelia: i won't post it till jeremy post his!

cK said...

u guys are so funny!!!

Wuching said...

chin kian: bloggers r morons!

FH2O said...

WOW! That was mind-blowing! hehe ;)

yvy said...

wuahh...jer, got ppl know u until liddat? lol :P

this is wuching's comment box right? for a moment i thot i was in jer's comment box or even QV's. manyak cakap lar u all. max NATO.

Jacky said...

You are multi steps ahead of me. I haven't even played threesome, not to mention all-some!!

luxferi said...

Wah... Why you and Yvy so morbid one?! Eeeee... !! *shudders*

But it's still good, Amelia! :) Morbid and bloody, but good.