Tuesday, March 07, 2006

I've Always Wondered...

I've always wondered what people look like when I'm blogging, especially the ones who wish to remain anonymous and never put their faces up for all to see. I've also wondered how the blog readers and commentors look like too, lucky I have very good imaginations and can come up with a fair idea of what they look like in my mind...

This is Qua Vadis or how I picture him to be. I like to think he's very intelligent and nerdy, like a professor or a teacher. How close am I Qua Vadis?

KpgNangka Boy in my mind is a skinny little guy to the point of anorexic. Maybe he's not white but there's a limit to the photos on the internet that I can find that resemble the KPG I have in my mind's image.

This is how suituapui looks like! I am 100% sure of it! Pretty Fat Guy got this way because of the cookings from...

...cooking4STP! This is how I imagine her to be, slaving in the kitchen over hot stoves all day, everyday to feed the beautiful boy she calls suituapui.

Actually I have an image in my mind of a desperate housewife working her ass off at home with a crying baby in one arm and a mop in another but I couldn't find a photo that resembles that so Amelia Earhart would have to do! This is for you Amelia!


And last but not least, the girls in the Amelia Fans Club! Pretty SYTs who adore and worship the grounds Amelia walked on or rather the comments Amelia wrote. So how accurate was I?

34 comments:

KpgNangkaBoy said...

HAHAHAHAHAH......omg! I think the only one u got spot on was Suitapui. U need to add at least 100lbs on QV and minus off 2lbs of hair. Besides that, i think he'll probably like that outfit. As for me being anorexic...kahkahhk...thats a laugh. I'm on the other end of the scale lar my fren...never in my life has anyone called me skinny. And I'm definetely darker skinned than JC.

Amelia said...

How did you know I was Amelia Earhart in my last life????? *puzzled*

Btw, chk your archives-lah, already sent you my personal photos...how could you forget? :)

Wuching said...

KPG: damn! my ESP no good now, i want my money back from my sifu liao!

amelia: where got? plz send again!

Jeremy C said...

hmmm...you got the and SYTs right, but the others are just way off the mark!

suituapui said...

Ha ha ha ha ha!!! Definitely on target as far as the waistline is concerned, but I should think I'm a better looking dude...or at least, that's what I think! KNB is totally off the mark! At best, he's just a kilo or two lighter than me...that's the clue! QV's in between the 2 of us with very much less hair!!! Cooking4stp & Amelia...more or less the same shape and size except that they've probably gone to Marie France! Now looking like those people in Rwanda or Ethiopia!

Amelia said...

OK. Please don't lose them again! :)

As for Amelia's fans, Jem has already given u his confirmation & it's not even lunchtime yet in S'wak.

cooking4STP said...

Oi STP! Celaka u. Mana ada i look like that woman? Cis!
The only person Wuching visualised correctly is you la.

QuaVadis said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG!! Wuching!!! you are soooo out!! Maybe STP oklah...but the rest...gone..

I am between STP and KNB in size but I think KNB is catching up quite soon. hahahahahahahahahhaha and yes...less hair than what u imagined me to be..

errr..the shirt is definitely not my taste.....I think u shld know by know that my colour code is usually solid or rather the dark side... don't think u'll see me in multicoloured jacket and waistcoat..hahahaha...

and you got STP right on the mark...but no facial hair and darker skin tone...hahahahaha

The one of KNB..hahahahahaha...of my God!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA No comment for public consumption hahahahahahahahaha..but definitely NOT!!!

Helen said...

Huh... what about the speedo pics u promised me??? WC, WC!! WC!! WC!!

FH2O said...

All I can say is "oh chai!" (lucky got) that I am not anonymous otherwise dunno wat "si kui" photo this wicked wuching would come up with for unka ...

And no thanks to your comment in Jeremy C's post ... I saw that! U've got death wish or what? kekeke ;)

QuaVadis said...

JC.. hope you can confirm if the gals in Amelia Fans Club, whom you would see during lunch later looks any close to those posted by wuching.....with his luck..it could be the direct opposite.. huge, moustache, facial hairs? cross dressers? hehehehehehe fingers crossed JC

Jeremy C said...

lunch habis oredi lor...wait till monday meh? tat's why i say you guys kena conned adi :P

QuaVadis said...

IF we kena conned...isn't it u who should be the one kena conned? WHen was the lunch, if already..wat time and where? :P

If it was other day..so...how close were they to how wuching describes them in his mind...(wanted to say fantasize...hahahaha)

QuaVadis said...

Wuching...

Just out of curiousity..are u angry tat we are abusing your chatbox and comment box as per jeremy's comment? If yes..Sorry ah....if not..please state...TQ

Wuching said...

jeremy: my jedi power not strong enuff

STP: 1 out of 6 ok lah!

amelia: u conned me! that's ur daughter not u!

cooking4stp: soli lah if u don't like how i visualise u!

quavadis: don't worry about it! make urself @ home, i'm not petty like JC..he's saving the comment box for his perfect girls!

QuaVadis said...

Thanks Wuching....thank you for ur support and greatly appreciate it...and keep on blogging..

Amelia said...

Opps! Sorry! Those were meant for Jem.
I wanted to ask him if he's interested to be my son-in-law...i.e. if he's willing to wait for at least 20 years. ;)

QuaVadis said...

Meals...hahahahaha.....i think he can't wait that long lah...

KpgNangkaBoy said...

STP - Hello? Reality check please....only 1-2 kgs lighter? I think I'll still be lighter then u when I'm carrying a 10kg bag of beras. kekekek. I challenge u and QV to a weigh off! SO which cattle ranch weighing machine should we use?

Wuching said...

helen: u still want me to camwhore kah?

fh2o: don't worry unka, if i pick pic for u sure got beli hansem one!

fooDcrazEE said...

OMGoodness *wondering what wuching thought of me*

chuckle

robin said...

goodness...
you have one hell of an imagination !!! Thankfully I proudly disply my faces on my blog.. or else.... God knows what I will be in ur blog

Wuching said...

foodcrazee: u post ur pic next to the comment so i've already have a mental image of u.

robin: lucky u then!

Jeremy C said...

oh, i'm petty is it? care to explain, mr. wuching?

Wuching said...

OK people listen up! this is getting kind of ugly now, I'm not about to get dragged into whatever altercations you guys are into. whatever i write on MY blog is just for FUN & i EXPECT commentors to do the same but NEVER & i say NEVER bring your war into MY blog so if you guys wanna have a fight, FUCK OFF! if not, ur most welcome here anytime. Quavadis, some ppl tell me u can get overboard so tone yourself down, i don't want no resentment amongst my commentors. Jeremy, what i say to Quavadis is to be taken lightly so don't take it too personal coz if u do, you'll grow a tumor! So for the last time, let's all have fun but NO throwing shits in MY place!

Arth said...

When i already knew how some blogger looked like but never confronted. I usualy imagined how they their voices wud sound like.
I had the opportunity to get to know and hang out with Kenny Sia when I was in Kuching because he was a good friend of my close friend too and you know what?? he sounded exactly how i'd imagined.Lol...

Amelia said...

I've left you a message in Jem's comment box. Thanks! :)

Cocka Doodle said...

Wah! Who had gunpowder for breakfast ah? Better cabut first....

Wuching said...

arth: oh so u've met kenny sia, how is he as a person?

amelia: TQ

cocka doodle: i wasn't talking about u, make urself at home..i was talking about some ppl who dragged me into their war! f**king hate that!

KpgNangkaBoy said...

Wuching: Hahah...too bad u got dragged into the war between those 2.

Apa lar QV and JC, keep the war to yourselves...in fact, make love..not war. Sporting sikit lar...argue for fun can. DOn't argue until sakit hati. If i want to see people fighting I'd rather watch The Jerry Springer show.

suituapui said...

Yalah! KNB! Which cattle ranch do u suggest we have the weigh-in? Brokeback Mountain??? Do I get 2 keep my underwear on? Ha ha ha ha! Sorry, Wuching! Just need to reply that kiddo! Not squabbling, ya!! Joke, joke only!

Wuching said...

KPG: i'm staying out of this war!

STP: i know ur joking, don't worry i don't get upset over nothing..

QuaVadis said...

Wuching :P

I think you got the gist of the argument....am not dragging the argument into your blog...but was just responding to his advise given that day...tat i inquire other bloggers....so I did....as he advised...anyway....thanks and don't worry, wouldn't get into a war here.....and thanks for the advise...and all the best....

Wuching said...

quavadis: all is well, i'm not one to dwell on silly things so don't worry about it & lets be happy blogging! :)