Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Australian Idol

I've always said that I dislike watching American Idol, Australian Idol, Singapore Idol and Malaysian Idol. So if you feel you need to poke fun at me and make me eat my own words, do so gently. OK I admit, I went to check out the auditions...

Yes, the fourth instalment of Australian Idol will be showing soon and on the weekend they were giving auditions to any Dick and Jane who thinks he or she has what it takes to be the next Australian Idol at the Melbourne Park Function Centre.

The auditions went on for 3 days; Saturday, Sunday and Monday. Out of curiousity I just had to check out the young hopefuls and wannabes there hoping to gleam a few of them making fools of themselves. Sadly all I saw were just a few young "I'm on top of the world" kiddos waiting patiently for their names to be called so they can do their best or worst to get noticed.

The guy with the long hair addressing the auditionees is Andrew G, one of the hosts for Australian Idol. He's the one announcing the names of the lucky ones to go inside the inner sanctum for the auditions. Everyone wanted to talk to him hoping to score some browny points! I overheard him jokingly asking for money from anyone who wanted to jump queue to get in!


If you are lucky enough to be called, you have to go through a tight security check on you before you go inside. They don't want you to hijack the judges I supposed! Sorry I couldn't get inside to see the auditions and the poor quality photos but I don't think they would be happy for me to check out their auditions and to take the photos there too! These are actually spy shots, that's why they came out not so good!

44 comments:

5xmom ~chanlilian.net~ said...

Wei, u didn't take part meh? Who knows you could be the next William Hung. Hey, your Wuching also starts with W. Let's see...eyes oso the same, nose oso the sa.....*runs before kena tembak*

Weila said...

There's NO Malaysian Idol this year. Apparently the organisers CANNOT afford to pay the FRANCHISE FEES.

pelf said...

Have you heard of MUSLIM IDOL?! It exists, you know?! No kidding!!

Simple American said...

wuching secret agent man.

Much better ring than XXX idol or whatever.

multidimid said...

Muslim idol? The muslims are against ALL idols worship. No images or idols.

Wuching said...

5xmom: how do u know i didn't take part? u could be seeing my face soon as wuching hung on australian idol! ROFLMAO!

weila: why cannot pay! didn't they make a profit from the last malaysian idol? if no idol just watch rerun of hiburan rtm lah, way...back during the black & white transmission!

pelf: what? lidat also got ah? this i gotta see, where is it? got website anot?

simple american: name's ching, wuching! bring me a martini, shaken not stirred...

xxx idol i'll definitely watch! O_O

multidimid: that's what i thot too but then again so is christianity & they still worship idol!

Che-Cheh said...

So you become a spy now ?

suituapui said...

U mean YOU went for the audition? What did u sing? "Ching thien pu hwei chia???" Ha ha ha ha ha!

Wuching said...

che-cheh: yes, but tell anyone hor!

STP: that's "Jin Tien Bu Hui Jia"! duh! *roll eyes*

Ah Pek said...

heh. i thought YOU went for the auditions.

suituapui said...

U must understand...I over half century old. Last time, no metric system, no wat-u-call-it pinyin spelling...!!!

Wuching said...

ah pek: i did but they said i'm too good for ai so bad luck!

STP: u where got old? can sing kalaokay wif pussycat dolls still! lets go kalaokay 1 day!

Weila said...

LOL.RTM's ratings might shoot up if they show those RE-RUNS. Btw, the Malaysian Idol was not shown on RTM but another commercial channel.

As for the profits from the last show, everyone knows that MALAYSIA BOLEH but SEKALI SEKALA PUN TIDAK BOLEH. ;)

Laksa said...

why didn't you audition? the winner of ozzie idol 2 years ago was none other than a malaysian born dude.

you can do a foochow number! :D

Wuching said...

weila: oh, i miss those friday night's malay wayang gambar movies back then on rtm in b&w! do they still have those?

laksa: like i said to ah pek, they jealous i too good bah!

Helen said...

Hey, I'm also like everyone rooting for you ler... GO GO GO Wuching GO...

Who knows, the next time I turn on MTV I see you doing a duet with Kylie...

QuaVadis said...

HAHAHA..I can just imagine Wuching trying out for Australian Idol....trying to be another Guy Sebastian is it? Hopefully you wouldn't get an afro haircut...:P

Anyway, I dnt think he is qualified to join, Wuching, like STP is over the age limit already hehehehe but thank God not as old as STP

FH2O said...

thanks for being so 'kay-poh'with this post and the pictures but don't blame us if u end up with a black eye! ;)

Wuching said...

helen: hahaha, me wif kylie..not in a million years! but thankz for rooting for me!

QV: i don't need sebastian's afro hair, my spikey hair is nicer..also i'm only 18 so i'm qualified!

Wuching said...

fh2o: why would anyone want to give me black eye? i'm so innocent lah!

QuaVadis said...

You 18 ah...then I am only 6 hahahahaha..wahlau..for a 6 year old I talk a lot ah..hahaha

Wuching said...

QV: of course lah, u r 1 of those gifted childs mah!

QuaVadis said...

Tq Tq Tq hahahahahahha you see the sitcom in Laksa? So nice..even Desperate Housewives, Dynasty, Falcon Crest and Dallas combine also kalah hahahaha

Wuching said...

QV: yes i saw that, u memang hantam him kau kau wor!

QuaVadis said...

Well, in pursuit of truth, we must defend what is true and dispell all rumours and gossip before it becomes worse... siapa ask him to tipu people? Like we dont know how to ask the parties involve mah.. only cause shame to the parties involve.. kesian the gal...

Wuching said...

QV: which gal? amelia?

Mei said...

You closet aussie idol wannabe! Hehehe. Just admit it, you went for the audition because you WANT to be in! Hehehe..

Hhmm, am I gonna be seeing you on tele anytime?

Neo said...

I want to become a spy too. Any tips? I want to spy Malaysia Idol auditions.

Neo said...

Later can also spy movies in cinemas and sell in pasar malam.

Wuching said...

mei: shh....don't say so loud, ppl hear liao!

neo: u have take my 3 month intensive spy course first, only then a spy will u be..

spy movies can, but no pasar malam here wor.

suituapui said...

I agree with mei...U went bcos u want to join but too old! Yalah...how can u sing with Kylie!! With Dame Edna more likely! Ha ha ha ha!

Wuching said...

STP: SI TUA PUI! when i get back to sibu we will have a kalaokay contest to see who can sing better! u game anot?

Weila said...

Wuching & Quavadis, referring to your discussion above, I did read QV's COMMENT but before I could comment anything, it was DELETED. So, I left that blog in PEACE.

Gentlemen, I thought it is better not to CAMPURTANGAN, right?

Wuching said...

weila: yes, i was surprised to find that QV's comment disappeared! i see ur taking amelia's advise, good lah. enuff ping pong game lah..hehe

suituapui said...

Ooo...I love challenges! U Yi Tien or Fei Yee Ching sound-alike? To give u a hint, got kalaokay contest for combined mission schools' teachers day celebration, I wanted to join...and they said not 4 "seasoned singers", maybe can be judge! Hah!!! Now u green shit or not???

QuaVadis said...

Wuching....STP is a professional KOK singerlah....when he was in Kuching and brought him to one of the pubs that offers KOK everyone was very impressed with his signing and wanted him to join the competition but unfortunately he couldn't be in town for the contest..hahahahaha

Weila..yes..don't campurtangan..nanti tangan kotor only and kena taik.

Well, Wuch..u know how mashimaro is like mah....little bit the white white round round face turn green hahahahahah..but u know who I was talking about earlier mah..about the gal..so dnt have to repeat the name lah.. hehehehe..after all, she's also known as She who Shall not be Named :P

Wuching said...

STP: can! ur on! i can fei yi ching & any one hit wonder singers who's ever walked on earth! i no green shit, just outta practise only!

QV: i don't care if STP pro or not, i still wanna challenge him. i'll be the underdog, david & goliath...i still got chance, get ppl like u to vote for me like in AI one, can anot? hehe

suituapui said...

Aiyo...like that not fair lah! Use voting...all my students vote for me, u no chance lah! Unless u use money one! That's what Foochows do to win...in anything. Right, QV?

Wuching said...

STP: QV got ways to rig the votes for me mah, hor QV?

suituapui said...

Wah! Since when u so "kam-cheng" with QV? Wat hanky-panky going on behind my back hah? Can trust even ur own relative...when it comes to money!

QuaVadis said...

Hey...I didn't say I will rig the votes for Wuching ah!!

OI!! Wuch..don't simply sell my name.. I send my lawyers to sue you then you know hahahahahhaha

I remain neutral.. Will ask the professional KOK judges to judge this competition..don't want to get involved..will just go and be entertained by STP and hopefully Wuching also...(dnt know if he can sing or not..oi..Wuch..put a podcast of you singing in your blog lah so we can listen to your voice :P But be careful..or either we pengsan after we hear it or Aunty Lilian and your other female bloggers might end up falling in love with your voice hahahahah

Hmmm..maybe STP should send his voice recording to Wuching and wuching can post it up along with Wuching's voice recording of them singing the same song and we judge which one is better. We can ask Election Commission to come in and make sure that there is no vote rigging like there was in someone's blog before hahahaha

Wuching said...

STP: no hanky panky lah, i'm just suggesting! see, QV gets so excited oredi, wanna sue me pulak so must've done it b4!

QV: ok i can podcast but audience must drink plenty of alcohol first to 'get' in the mood to hear me sing

QuaVadis said...

HEHEHEHE....of course..that's why have so many lawyers on standby...ready to sue....

okie...tell us and we will get ourselves drunk before listening to you singing :P

Wuching said...

QV: malaysia still not at that stage yet when ppl sue each other left right center like no tomorrow lah so lawyers 'tan bo jiat' oso hehe

make sure u drink kau kau b4 listening!