Thursday, May 18, 2006

I Am A Rude Moron!

Someone called me a rude moron today. Not just a moron but a rude one too! I guess when people tell you that you are a moron then you should go home and think about it!

Let me see...hmm...I've never done anything useful or intelligent with my computer eversince I got it so I guess I could be a moron. Watch out people, you're reading a moron's blog. Reading too much of this blog could lead to uncontrollable moronic behaviours. You have been warned!

I do tend to put too much moronic salt in my food so I guess that might explain why I'm such a moron! I supposed intelligent people won't fall for that kind of moronic gimick! What do I know, me being a moron and all...

Sometimes I like to have my car radio blasting away while I do wheelies in my neighbourhoods and racing like Schumacher so I guess that could qualified me as a moron. What say you?

I enjoyed a game of Moron Kombat with my moronic friends every now and then so I guess we're all morons here. No doubt about that, Morons of the same moronic ideas tend to stick together!

When I party, I party like there's no tomorrow and after a few drinks I will be the moroniest person in the party so if that doesn't make me a moron then I don't know what will.

I wanted to be just like you so I stuck my own head up my own arse! Now that's gotta qualify me for a stupid moron! But rude? I don't think I've been rude. I'm just a moron but not a rude one. Just out of curiousity...I guess it took you a law degree to figure out what a moron I am! You wasted years in school, I could've told you that!

So I'm definitely sure that I am a moron. Wanna buy me a brain so I can be just like you; stuck up prick who thinks you're better than me? You're so smart and high class while I'm just a rude moron. Well I got news for you, all bloggers are morons! said Peter Tan so I guess you're one too!

Well at least I'm in good company with George Bush who's just as moronic as the rest of us!

I bet everyone's dying to know who I'm talking about, well all I'm telling you is that he's from Kiasuland and...


...he digs chicks. Literally!

31 comments:

FH2O said...

OMG!!!

ppl should call u a moron more often and then u can come up with such GREAT moronic posting!!!

what inspiration!! what energy!!

*applause, applause* heehee ;)

... btw is it safer for unker to be here??? don't worry I can run or paddle quite fast!!!! (especially if chased by an angry foochow from sibu!) OMG!! ;)

see - now u get moronic comments liaow!

SM Lee said...

HAHA ! SERVE YOU RIGHT!!

MORON!!

Amelia said...

To that someone who called Wuching a rude moron:

I would like you to know that your thoughts become your words, your words become your actions, your actions become your habits, your habits become your character, and your character decides your Destiny!

In a nutshell, you are the rude moron!!!

Wuching, take care & hugs, mate.

Simple American said...

I don't think I wanna eat any eggs from that rooster.

Weila said...

Wuching, I agree with AMELIA.

I just want to add that there are RUDE & BOORISH people everywhere. I, for one, had recently been referred to as one.
DON’T NOTICE what these people say, still less what they think.
It’s easy for that someone to pass JUDGMENT on you (& he probably does the same on all your friends, too).
Well, TOGETHER we can just turn around & walk the other way.

wong said...

LOL~! I was keep thinking that this style don't like you... Now that's the "moron" you mean huh?! By the way, you're going the way like rojaks did huh? :P Just my point of view...

robin said...

eh amelia appears again !! woo hooo...
who is to judge anyway.. and always, it takes one to know the other...

5xmom ~chanlilian.net~ said...

If everyone is like wuching.... After getting called rude moron, he just give an ode to the person and not rant about it. The world will be a better place with more wuching then.

Che-Cheh said...

You're not a moron...who ever called you that is a moron! We jedi must stick together.

Wuching said...

fh2o: unker, u r always welcome in my moronic blog hahaha

SM Lee: right back at u S&M LEE!

amelia: wuah! coming back from retirement, what an honour!

simple american: no eggs for u!

weila: thankz to u & amelia's kind words but aren't we all morons to be spending times writing & reading blogs when there's better things to do like saving the world! hahaha

wong: what did rojak do?

robin: well, apparently some ppl think they r better than others so they appoint themselves judge & jury!

5xmom: a world full of wuching...scary!

che-cheh: ur powers r strong my young master jedi, time to turn to the dark side & u will achieve even more powers that jedi can only dream of!

KpgNangkaBoy said...

Poor thing..haahaha. If u are a moron, then I must be one too. And STP and QV must be even bigger morons..hahahah!

Ah Pek said...

haahaaa...if anyone is a moron, I'm the one!!
I'm a rude, incorrigible, congental moron!! hahaaaa...
don't you ever try to take that away from me.

suituapui said...

Morons? Aren't we all? Otherwise, why do we spend so much time mud-slinging at one another? In this stressful, depressing world, we need to let our hair down (though some of us have very little left, rite KNB & QV?) to keep our sanity! All for the fun of it! No need to get too serious; the world out there is serious enough as it is! Cheer up, chum! Let them f..kin' say what they want! We just do what we want that pleases us and if they don't like it, they are the ones with the problem! They can go fly a kite or f..k spider or something!!

jen said...

i guess we are all morons after all ><

Wuching said...

KNB: siao ding dang! who r u calling poor? that's mr moron for u! must be u & stp & qv that rubbed off that moronic trait onto me! now i'm a full-fledge moron just like u guys!

ah pek: wuah! ah pek veli lihai moron! i bow down to u lah, u r the champion!

STP: yes we all morons in the blogospheres & loving it! but no CBC lah! i'm just bathing in my new title! yes!

jen: gimme 5!

suituapui said...

Now...now...now....! I take offence to that remark! Now that u're a moron, u want to blame STP (and KNB and QV!)!!! Celaka! No ingredients, no matter how...also cannot make cake one!!! I'm sure long time already a moron, only true colours did not show before! Now all the "bau" comes out! Ha ha ha ha ha!

yvy said...

one finger point at, 3 fingers point back at her/him. so who is the REAL moron?? ;)

Laksa said...

LOL all i wanna say is that some of the pics are absolutely hilarious!

as for the rude moron part, surely there are more civilised ways of talking things through rather than calling names.

and i agree with amelia,weila and STP - no one's perfect in this world so no one should have the right to pass judgment like that. i admit i've not been perfect myself but we all learn from our mistakes...

wuching, i believe you are not a rude moron and you're certainly not CBC - you're one of the nicest blokes in the blogosphere - keep up the good work :)

suituapui said...

Hey! Wuching...u put foto of urself but somehow the guy in the pix looks like me leh?? Especially the sexy body!!!

Wuching said...

STP: what can i say...u guys bring out the best in me... :P

btw, leave my body alone..i know u want it bad!

yvy: aiyah..no need to say liao lah, we are all morons

laksa: wah! thank u very much wor laksa king! i'm so paiseh now! cheque's in the mail..

Helen said...

Wuching, I dun care you're a moron or not coz I'm into u 100% purely because of your looks. lOL

Joking only. I dun know head or tail. I will go find out more and come back here....

**kiss**

Frau Amelia Farbissina said...

No-lah Wuching, Amelia is not back from retirement. She is now enjoying her moronic life & her weekend in a suite at Grand Plaza Parkroyal in KL (all fully-paid for by the organisers of the function she is attending tonight in the Grand Ballroom).

So, I hope you are full of envy of your moronic mate...LOL

Neo said...

Alamak, I am a moron? !!

JoMel said...

I Object! I am not a moron. I know how to drill holes into walls! ;)

Ps. thanks for visiting my blog and thanks for linking me.

Wuching said...

helen: *muaks* i'm not just a pretty face!

frau amelia farbissina: i am full of envy, yes i am...

neo: join me be a moron.

jomel: u r handy wif powertools, u r lihai! definitely not a moron.

a.c.t said...

Yeah but why did you get called a moron?

Wuching said...

a.c.t: long story..let's not dwell on the past.

QuaVadis said...

Hail Wuching, King of All Morons, I QV, your loyal subjects will stand with you in this moronic quest of ours to conquer the blogsphere...

hahaha..aiyo....see..you ask me to go off for my lunch on thursday and this is what happens hahaha....

Anyway..its better being a moron I guess than being a kiasu :P

Wuching said...

QV: aiyah, u were busy last week wif election u missed out on the excitement lah! nevermind, i heard he came to visit u, did he leave a comment?

QuaVadis said...

ya..he did...but was polite...or else I would blast him with a twenty page lecture hahahaha

Wuching said...

QV: cool..this i gotta see!