Thursday, May 25, 2006

My Secret Life

Something has been bothering me eversince I can remember. Its a secret so deep and so dark that no one in the world knows about but myself. How did I keep this secret all through my life I cannot comprehend. I try to ignore it and just bury it deep within me but it always surface to haunt me day in day out.

Oh God what am I going to do?! I'm tearing up inside! This is killing me, bit by bit everyday all through my life and now it has gotten to a point where I'm just going to explode! I can't keep the secret anymore, I need to let it out. I don't care anymore. I never chose to have this and I refuse to bear the burden of keeping my secret for the rest of my life! I want to let the whole world know about the secret!

I must do this if I were to maintain my sanity. I am so very very sorry but I cannot bottle it up anymore! Please let me unburden myself of this secret. It will be a tremendous relief if I let it out! *SOBS* I'm very very sorry but I need to do this! Let me reveal my secret!

The secret that I have been carrying with me all my life is this; I live a double life. There's me in the normal world, a plain old average Joe who's struggling to get through life like everyone else and there's the secret life I live when I'm not the average Joe.

If you rather know me as how you see me now, then stop. Do not read on for the truth may be too hard for you to handle. But if you really want to know the real me, then come with me...
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Its not too late to change your mind, you can still go back!
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If I tell you my secret, do you promise not to tell a soul? If you answer yes...
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This is my secret...
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I AM SUPERMAN!

30 comments:

Che-Cheh said...

Chup! I'm first :)

I thought you're going to photoshop your face and become superman. :PP

Amelia said...

OIC...so your secret is that you like to wear your underwear on the outside...hahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

Superman is dead so that means you are a ghost writer?

5xmom ~chanlilian.net~ said...

eeks, I turned anon.

Simple American said...

No I'm Superman. And so is my wife!

mama bok said...

Hahahahahah!! yer hilarious..!

Cocka Doodle said...

Its ok. I always suspected you were a closet case. *grin*

Neo said...

Why don't you wear your underwear on your head and become batman? Kakakakaka...

Nine3 Nine 3 said...

Luckly you not one of the 'Fantastic Four'

yothemans said...

wu ching save the world from Osama

KpgNangkaBoy said...

Hahaha.....Super Foochowman more like it.
Its a chiau...its a poi kie...nah, its that Super Foochowman. Can eat kompia faster than STP, stronger than the Sibu Rugby team put together and last but not least....can eat a whole plate of kampua in one gulp!

Hedonistics Anonymous said...

omg, you ARE hung!!! O.o

what did you do? stuff loads of tissue paper into your undies?

Ah Pek said...

And I am ..................TAAAAAAA...... DAAAAAAAA.........BATMAN!!

sengkor said...

phew.. luckily u r not wonderwoman.

Wuching said...

che-cheh: no need to photoshop, that is my real face!

amelia: what underwear? that's my super outfit & nothing underneath! :P

5xmom: superman is indestructable so how can i be dead?

SA: there can only be 1 superman, u r an imposter created by lex luther!

mama bok: this is no laughing matter, i am serious & so should u take this!

cocka: now that i've come out, u can come out too! its ok...don't be shy!

neo: batman is ah pek so i can't be another batman

nine3nine3: i wouldn't want to be the fantastic 4, they're no match for superman.

yothemans: shh!!! don't give away my secret identity!

KNB: if that helps u understand who i am better, then so be it!

hedo: no, that's all real...super duber pocket rocket!

ah pek: yes u r! my crime fighting comrade, together we will make this a better world! up up & away!!!

me said...

cheh! know from the very first 3 words that you were going to pull our leg. i have always wanted to ask, why you wear your underwear on the outside? in a hurry during wardrobe change is it? and also hor, why your hair must have that question mark thing in front? and hor, why you look so much like christopher reeve?

Weila said...

Hey SUPERMAN aka CLARK KENT WUCHING! Fly over now for LUNCH! My treat! :p

suituapui said...

Luckily u did not use the photo of the latest actor to play Superman...You so old, sure would look very odd! Ha ha ha! BTW, thought u got arrested already for indecent exposure! Nowadays no telephone booths so u just changed by the side of the road and they caught u in the act!

FH2O said...

OMG! Did longkang water get inside your ears!!!

Lu Kee Siaow oledi!!!

Perhaps another whack with d paddle to the otherside of your head is required again!! *sigh*

Wuching said...

seng kor: 5xmom is wonderwoman!

me: why i wear my underwear on the outside? fashion mar! hair style? fashion again & i don't look like christopher reeve, he looked like me!

weila: can't, too busy fighting crimes..i'll take a raincheck.

STP: what me old? forever young lah, like u! nowadays no need phone booth, lightning fast wan!

fh2o: no ler, i don't play in longkang wan & u can whack me all u want coz i'm indestructible!

wong said...

One simply word... FUCK YOU! LOL~!

L B said...

Wait till you meet JoMel, the Supergirl..

Cocka Doodle said...

I always thought you resemble captain caveman more. LOL

robin said...

ahahaa.. like that also can meh??

Wuching said...

wong: aiya, don't fuck me lah..fuck someone else, i'm not into guys! hehe

lb: yes, jomel is my long lost crime fighting gang member!

cocka: true anot? but i want to be superman!

robin: like that surely can!

King's wife said...

I think you like red underwear only lah...

ps: u have been tagged. Pls humour me.

Helen said...

Yawn... tell me something I dun know. :-P

Faster than a speeding bullet......... is that a good thing????? lol

JoMel said...

chey... bo liao... potong stim!

cyruses said...

peng-san....

wat a post!!! hahaha

Wuching said...

king's wife: u & helen, both tagged me with the same meme!

helen: nolah, not with that performance lah! that one i slow slow lor! hehe

jomel: why? we r both super!

sass-bout-life: no need to peng-san lah, now u know who to call for help..