Saturday, May 06, 2006

Name's Bond, James Bond.

OK I don't have a life so here I am blogging. Here's a joke for you, hope you like it and maybe the guys can use it too. I got it from the newspaper coz I think its worth posting.


James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks: "Is your date running late?" "No," Bond replies. "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was testing it." The intrigued woman says: "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

Bond explains: "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telephatically." The lady says: "What's it telling you now?" "Well, to be perfectly frank," says Bond. "It says you're not wearing any knickers!"

The woman giggles and replies: "Well, it must be broken because I assure you I am." Bond looks momentarily puzzled. Then he taps his watch, grins and says: "Wouldn't you know it! Bloody thing's an hour fast."

20 comments:

cheng sim said...

omg. thats a very sexy pick up line =)

Beer Brat said...

Ooooo.... tat's some pick up line... hehe

King's wife said...

LOL...good one!!

yummlicious said...

hahaa..tt's furnniee...!!

Wuching said...

cheng sim: u like that if some one say that to u?

beer brat: u wanna try it next time?

king's wife: another satisfied customer!

yummlicious: u find it funny? then it probably won't work on u then..

QuaVadis said...

HAHAHA excellent pick up line..you should have posted that up before KNB and JC went off to Phuket so that they can use it...hahahahaha

Have a nice Sunday Wuch

Wuching said...

QV: KNB & JC don't need pick up lines in Phuket, they just need money! :P

Neo said...

Haha... good one. How come I can't see Bond in the picture?

Wuching said...

neo: that pic is taken from the view of james bond so u r him & ur walking towards her at the bar!

Che-Cheh said...

Hahahaha nice one!

suituapui said...

And my watch tells me that u're back at work today...!!!

Wuching said...

che-cheh: glad u like that

STP: why shouldn't i be at work today?

suituapui said...

See...my watch is correct! Not like James Bond's...too fast!

Wuching said...

STP: lame

suituapui said...

Hey! U watched Spore movie "I not stoopid too" already kah! Now my students all saying "so cool" and "lame"! Nice movie esp 4 every parent and teacher!! Dont have over there? Next time Alex comes back I send u DVD lah!

Wuching said...

STP: what singapore movie, don't have here lah..yeah get my drug mule to courier it over here..hehe

Neo said...

Click click, drag drag... the view doesn't move at all...

Not a 3D walk through meh?

Wuching said...

neo: use ur imagination!

yvy said...

bbwaaahhaa.....i read this one edi lor!!....oooppss, did that just come out of my mouth??

what i meant to say was, ooooo that was so funny!!!

lol :P but seriously, it was. :D

Wuching said...

yvy: that's more like it!