Monday, July 17, 2006

The Suituapui Club

You've read their comments and you've often wondered who they are. Finally the moment everyone in the blogosphere has been waiting for is here! Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...

The Suituapui Club! *Jeng Jeng Jeng* The club where most men can only dream of becoming a part of but only a handful elite chubby checkers are allowed to join. This is the story of the 3 cousins who took the blogosphere by storm and had SYTs and silais screaming for more!

Starring the beautiful mountain himself who is the epitome of the modern day hero, Suituapui! Fat and sarcastic, Suituapui leads his cousins on their quest for destruction and mayhem across all blogs in the blogosphere!

Also starring Kampong Nangka Boy who though less fat than Suituapui but just as sinister as he plundered all blogs he comes across with his cousins. Got the hots for Jessica Alba but since that is but a dream he settles for Phuket's pondans which is his also his all time favourites!


And last but never the least special guest starring the 3rd but most malicious of the 3 cousins is none other than QuaVadis who is known to spread his q.v.virus all across blogger's comment boxes right across the known blogosphere!

Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado I present to you The Suituapui Club! *Special thanks to Cocka who provided me with the video.


30 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is hilarious as I know all three personally. No doubt this will surely generate lots and lots of comments.
err...they don't really look like those pics you posted, some scaling required, I reckon. Anyone else care to vouch???

Anonymous said...

Ahhhhh!!! I want STP Club members' autograph. Can ar ?

Francis Ho said...

Wah! Now I'm afraid ... very afraid as only one has visited so far!

Mercy! Mercy! Mercy! Pls spare the unworthy one!

keke ;)

Cocka Doodle said...

Disclaimer: Suituapui, KNB, Quavadis...I have no part in this.
I'm just the video runner.

Wuching said...

beep: aiya! dun spoil it for everyone!

che-cheh: can! i'm their manager, RM50 per autograph please!

fh2o: which one has visited?

cocka: what? u dun want the profit generated for this movie issit?

SA: very important; u have to train ur gut..as big as u can get it to be!

Anonymous said...

hahahaha......so funny, the way their stomach jiggles whenever they move.

Tiffany L said...

"...Got the hots for Jessica Alba but since that is but a dream he settles for Phuket's pondans which is his also his all time favourites!"

LOLLLLLLLLLLL... KNB, i know your dirty lil secret nowwwww!!!!

sengkor said...

wah, sexy! i m talking abt the girls la..

Anonymous said...

Oredi 24hrs and the 3 main characters still haven't posted any comment yet. Wuching, u might get a surprise knock on your door soon. LOL

Admin said...

bwahahaha!!!! 'si tua ui' would be more appropraite!

Cocka Doodle said...

Wuch...no profit whatsoever. Doing this as a community service.Educating the public to appreciate the beauty in us overweight ppl. ...LOL

Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha ha ha! I like my pix in that fireman uniform...reminds me of Village People! (Oops! Vaguely recall...they're gays! Ha ha ha!) Dunno who they are! Bet many don't know Chubby Checker either;good Lord, wuching, u're SO ancient! BTW, that QV pix is WAY too thin lah!!! Scale it up two times at least!!! Ha ha ha!

Anonymous said...

Dunno where KNB is...probably still mabuk from Saturday note's karaoke, listening to someone sing "Sephia...Sephia..." all nite long! But I do know LANDLORD QV has gone to visit his oil palm estates to check on his illegal immigrant Indon workers...to make sure they don't pinch his nuts!!! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Anonymous said...

stp, you are missing qv's endless ramblings? Can't live with him, can't live without him izzit? Once he gets connected, he will flood the pages like the yangtze. So watch out!!!Hahahaha!

Wuching said...

C4STP: ah! oredi got 1 fan!

hedo: aiyo woman, that is old news liao!

sengkor: r u sure?

prometeuz: charrmm lor! i better go hide liao!

ah pek: si tua ui?

cocka: oh goodlie, then i profit all! hehe

STP: aiya can't blame me if ppl dun know who chubby checkers r..they r too young so maybe should just read xiaxue & kenny sia only!

oh so QV got plantation & hire illegal workers! he can afford to sponsor me also but yesterday kept making excuses saying no money pulak!

Wuching said...

SA: its not too late, still got time to let it out! its the 'in-thing' now according to the video clip!

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...the things that happens when I'm away!!!

Very funny wuching...can't help but just laugh and nearly fell off my chair. Was anticipating this blockbuster from you hahahaha

FYI: No..I do not own an oil palm estate.. I work for an oil palm company..I wish it was mine...

Uncle: HAHAHAHA..yes...but that was under the request of the catalyst..Wuching..tat's why I went and "infect" your blog...hehehehehehehee....

Cheh Cheh...dnt wish 2 hard or I will leave my autographic imprint in your blog :P hahahahahaha

Cocka..dnt worry, I know its not you...its Wuching and his crazy ideas...

Incidentaly..its been ages since I had a Fray Bentos pie...used to get it quite cheap at Tai Kiong in Sibu but Kch here..it cost a bomb so might as well bake my own

Wuching said...

QV: what? sibu got dell bento pies? i din even know that! i'm so left behind lah!

Anonymous said...

Tai Kiong got...ehhh..lamak already got..when I was growing up..they even had it.......

Wuching said...

QV: when u were growing up i was probably not in sibu oredi! hahaha!

Anonymous said...

True true..forgot u old man liaw...nearly as old as STP hahahahahahaahha

Anonymous said...

Ta Kiong has got everything! Australian stuff at prices CHEAPER than in Australia. Now got stuff from European countries and elsewhere!!! Wah! QV gives replies to comments like it's his own blog kah, Wuching!!! Watch out! He's SO big, can easily edge you out of your own blog!!!

Anonymous said...

STP: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH was remarking on comments some people made mah.....

Wuching said...

QV: choi choi choi! i'm never as old as stp!

STP: yes, for a moment there i thot i was reading QV's blog!

Anonymous said...

Well, I suppose in some blogs, no comment to respond to...! U be charitable, ya? Let some overgrown kids come in to play!!!

Wuching said...

STP: i'm always very accomodating!

Anonymous said...

Alamak.....no network connection for a few days and I come back to see this. Eh Wuching....I'm still single lar. How to find girlfren/wife like this if u go around telling everyone i love pondans?

Anonymous said...

Finally, knb has spoken! Was starting to wonder if he disappeared off the face of the earth, or was too affected by the video!

Stp,are you referring to one particular blog where you have nothing to comment on? See, I went to take a look (an I am guessing this to be THE blog you alluded to), and horror of horrors, some of the postings are exactly identical to the postings of another site (re: http://catholica.pontifications.net). Any thoughts on why someone would do this? So downright pathetic! Even the Dalai Lama's words were not spared! What's the term for this now? It's at the tip of my tongue!! Ooh very frustrating when you can't remember. English teacher? wuching? anybody?

Anonymous said...

Plagiarism..., is that how u spell the word? My spelling now is atrocious cos computer will check for me, no need 2 bother too much! Wah! KNB!!! Was wondering wat happened 2 u...after one nite out croaking (karaoke) away!!!

Wuching said...

KNB: u single? i tot some little birdie told me u have a bidayuh gf? or is that a myth?

alphabeta: i wouldn't know coz i dun read this blog that u r refering to! if u r refering to this blog that i think u r refering to? (now i confuse myself!)

STP: tsk tsk tsk..english teachers must not be tempted to use spell check! besides, its all in american spelling also!